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@PatroUganda What simply means she can’t move on.

“Why would you give your ex the power to see you weak? You guys don't know how to handle men, I think. I can never allow my ex to see me weak. The next person has to be better. There was a time I found my ex near my shop in his car, which had failed to start. I was in a Range Rover, and the person I was dating was also in a Range Rover. We parked side by side with his car. I was like, 'yesss'.” — Sheilah Gashumba (v/c: Kasuku Live/YT)

@KingMansaMusaII @SpireJim 😂😂😂

@SpireJim Alan Kapumpkin (kasujju instead of Kasujja)

@nbstv @mnamayo2 They’re used to free money

VIDEO: The government should allocate funds for political losers. People only celebrate the winners, but no one remembers that the losers made the contest worth it. 🎥: @mnamayo2 #NBSUpdates

@AndrewMwenda You’re too idle!

There!!!

@mbales_finest Very myopic fella

Ham is now controlling floods in Kampala using his smart phone😂

@paulynn_birungi @UncleMarkUganda We will never know.

@UncleMarkUganda My question: If it were the lady with the issue, would he still wait on God?!

I met a man celebrating 12 years of marriage without children. Six years in, fertility tests revealed that the challenge lay with him, doctors told him the chances of conceiving were nearly impossible. Yet he said calmly, “We are waiting on God.” Waiting on God can be a heavy place to live in.

@murungi_ada @JanetMuseveni @PoliceUg His mind lives in Australia

I pay 1.8m per term, and Lil Champ greeted me. "Good evening, mummy with a smile," at 8:30 am

@AllanSseky How they acquired kololo will be discussed later today

Its always nice seeing women put each other down, Check the comment section and see

@DailyMonitor Who’s selling popcorn?

UPDATE: Minister for Kampala Capital City and Metropolitan Affairs, Hajjat Minsa Kabanda, has issued a directive ordering all street vendors, taxi drivers and boda boda riders operating without designated stages to vacate the streets of Kampala with immediate effect. She warns that anyone who fails to comply with the directive will be arrested and charged in courts of law. #MonitorUpdates 📹: @GeofreyMutumba2

@GODFREY_Kutesa Tolina makulu

This Sunday, afternoon I will give you a master class on how to let fools talk while you win as a traditional man. Remember a traditional man has no business sitting home waiting for food. On such days he’s in the farm fixing coffee plants planning the nxt cheque. Be there at our meet up : 3pm -08pm Attendance is only by pre booking: Connect with @GabrielBuule

@HustleGodfather @GODFREY_Kutesa Over assuming importance is that fella’s biggest problem.

@GODFREY_Kutesa Main character syndrome 😂 Where you celebrate it or not, it’s up to you

Someone just called me wishing me a merry Xmas nembigaana!! Traditional men don’t celebrate such. On such days we’re busy sorting coffee and pushing for the next farming season. Traditional man is not sitting there waiting for food. They step on you. We go be in farm and they’ll bring us food. By the way , xmas is a pagan day. It’s not a christian day

@MbaziiraKazibwe @cpmayiga @KKariisa @wekesa_amos @Uganda_Expozed @TourismBoardUg @Kasuku256 Oja jiwulila enkumbi etaliiko za palamenti

A new found love. Truely Magical !!! #Kbmlive

@FrankTumwebazek @ntvuganda @NUP_Ug @NRMOnline Instead of building lodges, you should have started your own television and hosted whoever you want.

But Honestly my dear friends at @ntvuganda as your former pioneer panelist of fourth estate many years back , I feel disappointed with you . You can't be that glaringly partisan all the time . When you host the campaigners of @NUP_Ug why don't u also host @NRMOnline to hear the other side ? It's clear you have a candidate u are supporting and bidding for. Don't regurgitate narratives of one party without a chance to others in the contest to rebut

@WelBeast Where was he when sadio mane needed him?

Mo Salah has the streets. This is the time that all footballers should come together and show support for one of their own.

@DailyMonitor Why are they few? 😂

WATCH: Kira Municipality MP Ssemujju Nganda is escorted by supporters to Wakiso for his nomination as he seeks re-election. He will face off against NUP’s George Musisi. #MonitorUpdates #UgandaDecides2026 📹: Promise Twinamukye

@Thomas_Tayebwa @KagutaMuseveni @NRMOnline Meal card speaker

Mr. President @KagutaMuseveni, your leadership has liberated Uganda, driven the country’s progress, and continues to prepare us for a brighter future. Congratulations, on your nomination as the @NRMOnline candidate for the 2026 presidential elections. As we embark on a journey to protect the gains we’ve made as a country, I wish you and @NRMOnline a successful election.

@DuncanAbigaba You should be asking where it has gone and not where it is going

In the Western Youth MP race, one vote was going for UGX 500,000. Where is this country going?

@ron4speed @BrianKawalya1 🤡

@BrianKawalya1 He should organize his own league! Nosense

Dr Lawrence Mulindwa has stormed out of the meeting!!!! #UPLwithKawalya

One difficult thing about grief is that you can’t distract it for long. You can look for momentary happiness, make yourself busy, go to exciting places, crack jokes, meet friends, play with children, pray … But, every other moment in-between, a malignant voice keeps fighting the effort, playing back loudly in your head, telling you: “Jimmy, John died!” Something get me away from this station!

@KingMansaMusaII @brucenahabwe1 😂

@KingMansaMusaII @brucenahabwe1 Omulabye sabakooki

Ivan Bwowe was unveiled in DF just months ago and now in PFF….🤣🤣🤣