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@HeyParth2

Vote #NOTA- Let’s build a vote bank! India will grow organically to be the 3rd largest economy , but will remain 3rd world for another 100 years! Let’s be heard

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Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2·
Did you know? If you earned Rs 30 lakhs in 2014, just inflation adjusted your salary should be Rs 50 lakhs in 2015 to be able to afford the same things you did in 2014? Meanwhile in these 12 years, costs of housing, education, insurance, healthcare, travel, foreign travel have gone up and currency depreciated! The govt has not adjusted income slabs for 13 years, because if they do, the 2% who pay income tax will be paying lesser. Meanwhile, all politicians and govt babus are guaranteed jobs for life, and inflation adjusted salaries and pensions and bribes to top it all! #AbolishIncomeTax - - don’t be ignorant about your financial security!
Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2

They want the #Incometax payer base to increase to 5% & above ! It’s 2% now & they have not raised the income tax slabs for 10 years! 5% income tax payers is NOT happening in another 25-50 years if they keep inflation adjusting tax slabs!Time to #AbolishIncomeTax in #India

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Ambassador Sergio Gor
Ambassador Sergio Gor@USAmbIndia·
Strengthening U.S.-India partnership with @BestFutureGen Special Envoy Harder visit to India. By mobilizing U.S.-led public-private partnerships and co-investment models, we’re working on practical solutions that build human capital for long-term stability and growth.
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Shiv Aroor
Shiv Aroor@ShivAroor·
Never missed an app like I miss blusmart.
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Dr Poornima 🇮🇳
Dr Poornima 🇮🇳@PoornimaNimo·
Trump calls Immigrant Indians as "gangsters with laptops" who have "stepped on our flag." Number of individuals in Trumps cabinet who are Gangsters with laptops and have stepped on the American flag.🤣🔥 Kash Patel, FBI director (of Indian descent born in the U.S.) Sri Ram Krishnan, senior White House policy adviser on artificial intelligence. Harmeet Dhillon (born in Chandigarh India, raised in the U.S.) Assistant Attorney General for Civil Rights at the Department of Justice. JD Vance's wife, Usha Vance (born January 6, 1986) IndianAmerican lawyer and the Second Lady of the United States. Throw these out ASAP, Trump !!😂
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Kaylee Campbell
Kaylee Campbell@kaylee_ashlynn·
If India isn’t a hellhole then why’d you all leave to come here?
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Kaylee Campbell
Kaylee Campbell@kaylee_ashlynn·
Nobody asked, nobody cares.
Hindu American Foundation@HinduAmerican

We are deeply disturbed by @POTUS sharing this hateful, racist screed targeting Indian and Chinese Americans. Endorsing such rants as the president of the United States will further stoke hatred and endanger our communities, at a time when xenophobia and racism are already at an all time high. We ask @realDonaldTrump to reconsider, delete this post & recognize the indelible contributions of Asian Americans to our great country.

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Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2·
@Indian_Analyzer Such a 💩 govt! 15 years registration fees! Blending ethanol to reduce pollution! PUC says vehicle not polluting and now they are ensuring you don’t access your vehicle! Imbeciles! Fine for not having a PUC 10,000, for a 1 year old car, and possible FIR non-bailable warrant!
Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2

Did you know - Corrupt babus and & politicians will fine / traffic challan you Rs 10,000 for not having a valid PUC! So, if your new car which is now one year old & now has an expired PUC by even one day you will be fined. So your petrol car, BS6 petrol / diesel with 50% registration/tax paid 50% tax on petrol with 20% ethanol, low polluting car can still get you fined Rs 10,000, and if you contest this & don’t pay a NBW/ non bailable warrant can be issued against you! So make sure you get your Rs 130 PUC immediately otherwise Rs 10,000

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The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️)
The Analyzer (News Updates🗞️)@Indian_Analyzer·
🚨BIG! Delhi Govt's new rule ensures NO FUEL for petrol vehicles older than 10 years & diesel older than 15 years 🤯 — Vehicles without valid PUC certificate will be denied fuel at all petrol pumps PERMANENTLY This is a massive setback for common citizens who took heavy LOANS for years just to buy their own vehicle. End-of-life vehicles will now be stranded. It has already been implemented across the capital region.
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Raksha
Raksha@caraksha103·
I still don’t understand how the airports trust us not to pick any bag that we want
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Mehdi Hasan
Mehdi Hasan@mehdirhasan·
I tried to warn right-wing Hindu Americans that getting in bed with Trump and his white supremacist pals would backfire on them eventually. Racists are always going to be racist.
Hindu American Foundation@HinduAmerican

We are deeply disturbed by @POTUS sharing this hateful, racist screed targeting Indian and Chinese Americans. Endorsing such rants as the president of the United States will further stoke hatred and endanger our communities, at a time when xenophobia and racism are already at an all time high. We ask @realDonaldTrump to reconsider, delete this post & recognize the indelible contributions of Asian Americans to our great country.

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Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2·
@DerekJGrossman India has a leader with a fake degree, who doesn’t have an intelligent thought. He can’t take on abusive and bigoted world leaders! He can’t speak in press conferences and needs to forcibly hug and laugh with world leaders in front of cameras to drive self worth
Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2

@madhukishwar @narendramodi @realDonaldTrump Trump & Elon - wined and dined Modi Flattered Modi, told him he’s great and a “good friend”, and then sold him stuff and raised tariffs 😜

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Derek J. Grossman
Derek J. Grossman@DerekJGrossman·
India needs to start calling Trump out by name. Enough with the pussyfooting. It only emboldens him to take further advantage.
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Dr. Eric Berg DC
Dr. Eric Berg DC@dr_ericberg·
What happens if you eat only sardines for 5 days? Day 1: Your body switches from sugar-burning to fat-burning… 🧵
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Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2·
@FI_InvestIndia 😝 you are a 3rd class citizen in India too - wait till you get involved with judiciary, police, hospitals, govt offices like local tehsil etc or lose your job as private citizen after paying income taxes all your life Also, STSJ, SC/ST Act, UGC etc etc
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Fundamental Investor ™ 🇮🇳
Fundamental Investor ™ 🇮🇳@FI_InvestIndia·
Its Better to be a First Class Citizen Contributing in Your Own Country with Respect than a Third Class Citizen in Some Other Country who doesn't Care who You Are 👍 #FI
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Ambassador Sergio Gor
Ambassador Sergio Gor@USAmbIndia·
100 days in as U.S. Ambassador to India — and we’ve hit the ground running! From advancing a major U.S.-India trade deal, welcoming India into Pax Silica, strengthening defense cooperation, and engaging leaders across government and business — the momentum is undeniable. I also traveled to Washington to meet with President Trump, Vice President Vance, and Secretary Rubio to deepen this critical partnership. This is just the beginning. The United States and India aren’t just talking — we’re delivering results.
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Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
How the Babu shows the rich their place. DLF phase 1 Gurgaon. Kohli’s house is here.
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Pizzeria da Susy
Pizzeria da Susy@SusannaDiCosimo·
@HeyParth2 @gurgaon_live @SethiRuchikaT @cmohry @NayabSainiBJP @MunCorpGurugram @ulbharyana @BhavreenMK @GauriSarin @MathildeRa77404 @suprovsh @TheGurugramNews @bhardwajshash @Bhawani4Gurgaon @Suhelseth This is very interesting PoV. Please go ahead. My country was actually invaded by Austrian, Germans, French, Spanish... But I don't tell... Oh u Spaniard! To inply enemy of the nation... We actually don't even have this express enemy of the nation.... 🤔
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Ruchika Sethi
Ruchika Sethi@SethiRuchikaT·
Are Gods descending on earth?! @cmohry, why divert the meagre sanitation staff for a cosmetic clean up ?! Seriously asking, is @NayabSainiBJP ji allergic to even the sight of dust and waste? @MunCorpGurugram don’t hide reality if you really want to clean up the city in a real sense. CM must see what political interference, land mafia, transport mafia backed by powerful patrons, builders and strongmen and a disempowered administration have done to the city. Show the real picture for real solutions, please ! #Gurgaon #Gurugram #DhoolDhua #Health #AirPollution #Realpicture @TOIGurgaon @VishakhaKaulTOI
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Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2·
@SusannaDiCosimo @gurgaon_live @SethiRuchikaT @cmohry @NayabSainiBJP @MunCorpGurugram @ulbharyana @BhavreenMK @GauriSarin @MathildeRa77404 @suprovsh @TheGurugramNews @bhardwajshash @Bhawani4Gurgaon @Suhelseth The modus operandi is similar to applying lipstick on a donkey or shoving all the dirty under the rug — Don’t expect much ! BTW - excellent Pizza ! 🍕
Good Governance Jokes 🇮🇳🇦🇪🇬🇧🇺🇸@HeyParth2

@mlkhattar #BJP turned #Gurugram #Gurgaon #Haryana into a garbage city in all aspects of governance!700 arrest warrants issued against real estate Developers & NOT a single arrest made! And they made you minister of urban affairs! @narendramodi #ModiHaiToMumkinHai ! hindustantimes.com/cities/delhi-n…

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The Hindu
The Hindu@the_hindu·
JUST IN | Accused Rahul Meena, 19, a resident of Rajasthan’s Alwar has been arrested for allegedly raping and strangling a 22-year-old girl in the Capital’s Kailash Hills area. - reports @AlishaDutta_AD
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ANI@ANI·
#WATCH | Gurugram, Haryana: On demolition drive in DLF Phase 1, Director of Town & Country Planning (DTP) Amit Madholia says, "... Encroachment clearance is not limited to DLF area. Seven teams are working across other colonies. This is our fifth day, and we are clearing internal roads — 10, 12, 15, 18, and 24 metres wide. The area is vast, so in five days, we have managed to clear only DLF Phase 1 and 2. We start at 10 a.m. and finish around 7:30 p.m. Daily, walking 9–10 kms. In five days, teams have covered nearly 300 km and cleared more than 6,000 encroachments — including guard rooms and extended green areas taken for personal use. Despite the heat and dehydration challenges, the work continues sector by sector until all encroachments are removed."
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