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@Math_files We are healthier mutations - evolved to survive longer over generations

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1,024 eighth great grandparents 2,048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations, you needed a total of 4,094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment: How many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? – did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment...

@IndianIndex As of today US has “explosive diarrhea” contagion

Level of farm mechanisation (%):🚜 India🇮🇳: 40% USA🇺🇸: 95% Western Europe: 95% Russia🇷🇺: 80% Brazil🇧🇷: 75% China🇨🇳:48% (RBI)

@RakeshK32229480 And Nirmala

Not removing Pradhan and Gadkari from the cabinet early will prove costly for the BJP in 2029. Don't take the public for granted.

@my0pinionokay @nbcsandiego Yes, and brown people caused your verbal diarrhea too

@nbcsandiego Who are picking fruits and vegetables?? Who are stocking the produce in the grocery stores or supermarkets? If you’re hire a third-world people, remember they don’t wash their hands after using toilet or maybe they but in a different way.

A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. on.nbc7.com/fJ8api2

@venkat_fin9 And it’s over if an income tax payer working in or retired from the private sector falls sick x.com/HeyParth2/stat…

Good Morning! Tax on dividends. Tax on buybacks. Tax on capital gains. Tax on interest. Tax on salary. The government has basically issued a 'No Exit' policy on your own money.

@UtdMaI Only dumb fs would want top ranked teams in the same group before the knock out stages

Never forget: Argentina was never supposed to be in that group. During the World Cup draw, they were initially placed in Group I, not Group J. Then, right in the middle of the live worldwide broadcast, it was changed without any clear explanation. People are still expected to pretend nothing happened.

@Reuters Sonam is an educated mechanical engineer and an architect He’s asking for the resignation of India’s education minister - an anthropology post graduate but also incompetent and corrupt Sonam will lose his life before any Indian politician breaks a sweat

Sonam Wangchuk, a prominent Indian social activist demanding the education minister's resignation over exam paper leaks, entered the 17th day of a hunger strike as his condition worsened, prompting opposition leaders to urge him to call off the fast reut.rs/4fzD0F2

@iManishModi @Reuters You have comprehension issues

@Reuters He want to show way to Chinese if they invade Bharat

@VishalBhargava5 From this list alone - at least 2 out of the top 10 have been to jail multiple times ! If you take the top 20 it will probably be 50% of them

Adani Tops tops the Richest List of Real Estate in 2026 As I’ve said before if the environment is supportive - Adani could have a market capitalisation which is 2x of DLF in the not-so-distant future.

@propertylenden From this list alone - at least 2 out of the top 10 have been to jail multiple times If you take the top 20 it will probably be 50% of them

Two Gurugram based real estate developer families feature in India's Top 10 Richest Real Estate Families. 🏆 #2 – Rajiv Singh & Family (DLF) 🏆 #9 – Basant Bansal & Family (M3M India Group). Gautam Adani & Family has become India's richest real estate family securing the #1 position in the GROHE Hurun India Real Estate Rich List 2026. 👇 Here's the complete Top 10 list.

@FoxNews XX and XY Only XX can create babies with help of XY

"Why can't you just say 'pregnant women'?" Rep. Mary Miller confronts UCSF Chancellor Dr. Sam Hawgood during a House hearing after he defends the medical school's guidance encouraging the use of "pregnant people" instead of "pregnant women." Hawgood argues the terminology reflects patients who can become pregnant, including some transgender men and nonbinary individuals. Miller pushes back, saying the language replaces women in medicine. The tense exchange came during a House Education and Workforce Committee hearing focused on DEI in medical schools.

@despondentinusa @FoxNews those brown people caused your verbal diarrhea too

@FoxNews Due to disgusting illegals or H-2A visa holders picking American produce. Just like when there are E. coli breakouts in spinach. These people should not be here and need to be forced out. But these outbreaks are the new norm due to Trump’s betrayal on mass deportations.

Health officials are tracking a growing outbreak of a parasitic stomach illness that's now been reported in 31 states. Since May, the CDC has confirmed 800 cases of cyclosporiasis, with more than 1,500 additional cases still under investigation. So far, 86 people have been hospitalized, but no deaths have been reported. The hallmark symptom of a cyclospora infection is watery, often "explosive" diarrhea that can last for weeks or even months if left untreated, the CDC says. The source remains unknown, though Michigan health officials believe the outbreak may be linked to fresh produce, including lettuce, basil, cilantro and snow peas.

@FoxNews Diarrhea becomes a contagion from eating fresh produce ? Seriously ? So toilet paper shortage soon?

@Polymarket How does diarrhea become a contagion and from eating fresh produce ? 😂

NEW: Infectious disease doctor advises avoiding fresh produce — even if washed — as the explosive diarrhea outbreak spreads rapidly throughout the U.S.

@VishalBhargava5 Who was Adani before 2014?

@IndiaToday @brijdoshi Best thing the husband could do - The courts in India are loved by criminals

Woman pins student down as husband kills him with scarf over bathing video blackmail #Gujarat #CrimeNews #Blackmailing | @brijdoshi Read More: intdy.in/rp6qtk

@ANI There was UCC in cave man era - and what did they accomplish except for making humans into idiotic politicians ?

#WATCH | Datia: Madhya Pradesh CM Mohan Yadav says, "...If Ramchandra marries only once, why should another person be allowed to marry four times? The discussion should be about a uniform law. Congress members are now shying away from this issue; they talk about everything else but are unwilling to speak on the Uniform Civil Code. You were in power for 55 years—what great feat did you achieve? Nothing..."

@VishalBhargava5 Comparing karan johar to Nolan? Are you being serious ?? None of these 3 Indian directors come close to Nolan’s mastery

Been seeing interviews of Christopher Nolan sporadically over the past week. It’s such a good learning to hear him speak about film-making. He’s almost Rajamouli, Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Karan Johar rolled into one.

@sidhant Modi is bravely planning his next vacation to nations with 150,000 people to collect useless medals, take pictures with zoo animals and distribute ambulances

UAE says One Indian Sailor Dead After Strike By Iran Missiles On A Tanker

@NewsWire_US How and why did diarrhea become a contagion in America ??

Diarrhea Outbreak Surges Past 3,000 Cases in Michigan and Ohio