Jonath Tito

There are friends in life, and there are friends for life. Don’t ever get them confused.

#UnpopularOpinion #762. Now that you woke up alive. Do you know exactly your purpose? Do you also have a clear goal of what you want to achieve today? If you do, focus on it & if you can’t accomplish all, give it your best try. Don’t think, good things will just happen by chance.

@AustinBr_ian A quick one First car owning. Rumion or Harrier 2012?

Some of you just want to hate on cars. How do you buy this as your first car and expect to drive it long-term like it's a Rumion?

@LanaShevon Today you didn't use a taxi 😂😂

Who wants some coffee?😹😹

@RamahKizito Eeeh 😂 😂

Yeah, those who studied in Kampala.

@Rolland134 That was me today 😭😂

In Uganda you can casually be chilling with 1M and next hours you have 25k😭😭😂

@mkainerugaba Shortly after claiming that you don't know him???

We released Tabz the other day. Others have been arrested and will be arrested!

Iwe @NinyeTabz for us we want the information of; 1. Full Names of people who abducted you! 2. Their phone numbers and address 3. Full names of both their parents/guardians 4. Both their UCE/UACE results and 5. Names of their pets(if any)

@NinyeTabz @HEBobiwine Welcome back uncle Tabz

THANK YOU UGANDA FOR STANDING WITH ME! Five days of hell but you still stood for the truth, for freedom, for justice and for a better country! Thank you my President @HEBobiwine and everyone that put together every piece of effort and prayer to realize my freedom! Thank you!

@DeeSandy20 Yowa a beautiful lady

When the instructor is trying to be funny and friendly after mistreating you for 2 straight hours 🌚

Instead of withdrawing 1M whose charge is 17,500 from a Mobile money agent, send it to your bank account, sending charge is only 6k. Then pass by the ATM machine on your way or wherever you are using the money. Charge at the ATM is usually 1K or less depending on the Bank.

@Beinomugisha_ 😭😂

I will never board the Global Bus again. How do you let someone eat fish while on board? If only it was small, a whole fish!!!

Welcomed by our acting president mama @linazed2 and the SG @DavidLRubongoya at the party headquarters in Makerere, Kavule. Welcome back Tabz

@LanaShevon Naye gwe😂😂

Told this boda guy that I have "ebatti" from bukerere to town and he just rode off. Omusajja yaganye omutwalo

Norway is the only country with aura in this World Cup.

@FabrizioRomano @LukeEdwardsTele 😂😂🙌🙌🙌

@LukeEdwardsTele where did I lie? I said Julián wants to go, as he just confirmed. I said Barça want him and up to Atléti, and that’s the case. Lies? Zero. You did 500 tweets saying Isak was gonna stay… or Trafford going NUFC same day went City. Think about yourself, then you talk about me. 🤗

This is the blueprint. Help start the fire by excitedly reporting the interest. Add kindling to ensure it keeps burning by constantly tweeting the same thing with the words changed or moved into a different order. Watch the fire spread, wait for the player to say he wants the move and then declare it’s up to the clubs to agree a fee. His current club didn’t want to sell but now the conditions for the buying club to succeed have been stoked and the wind is in their favour. Job done. And it will be repeated.

@UTDTrey 😭😭😂😂😂😂

This is the hardest time for a Ronaldo fan but stay strong kings, we’ll have the last laugh🙏

Imagine if Messi wasn’t born that fake goat would have fooled over 6B people 😭