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@chantgod Beyonce look like she just spotted a baby she wants to eat

THIS GOTTA BE AI! also Beyonce looks amazing.

Anonymous I’m a school nurse. We have a rule. Kids without lunch money get a cold cheese sandwich. Nothing else. It’s policy. This boy came in one Wednesday. Sixth grader. Stomach pain he said. I’ve been doing this twenty years. I know real stomach pain and I know hunger. “When did you last eat?” He looked at the floor. “Yesterday lunch.” Sent him to the cafeteria with a note. Told them to give him a full hot meal. Pasta. Salad. Milk. The works. Cafeteria lady looked at my note. Looked at me. Gave him the tray without a word. He ate like he hadn’t seen food in days. Probably hadn’t. Came back to my office after. “Am I in trouble?” “For what?” “For eating.” “That’s what food is for.” Started keeping granola bars, peanut butter crackers, juice boxes in my bottom drawer. For kids who come in with headaches that are really hunger. Stomachaches that are really empty. I’m not supposed to. Technically against policy. Don’t care. Told my principal once. She looked at me for a long moment..... Opened her desk drawer. Showed me her stash. Crackers. Fruit snacks. Applesauce. “What drawer?” she said. We never spoke of it again. That sixth grader is in high school now. Came to find me last spring. “I just wanted you to know I’m okay. And that I remembered. I always will.” He volunteers at a food bank on weekends. Has since he was thirteen. Best granola bars I ever bought.

@disclosureorg @UN

Is mankind ready for first contact with aliens?

@disclosureorg It’s my fault, I’ve been doing CE5 and asking them to come

An informal study analyzing UFO reports and social media data found that Delaware ranks as the top U.S. state for UFO sightings per capita. delawareonline.com/story/news/loc…

@Chlomilla Don’t worry, it was mostly bullshit anyway

I missed out on so much just by not being able to talk with people

@beyoumf Everyday, multiple times a day. I have 1 last chance to prevent it. I should know within a few months if I’m gonna tap out or not. I’m at peace with it tbh

Has suicide ever crossed your mind? Be honest.

@elonmusk Smoking is cool again 😎

@toxicking Literally never heard any of his “songs”

Crazy how fast people in the music industry fall off

@sinnoh_CEO 19-25 are fucking children stfu

@elonmusk Elon loves the creepy AI shit

Cute 🥰

@charliebcurran Slop

If you think AI film can’t be art then explain this.

@BulbaGanda Poliwrath would be better

Found a real Bulbasaur fan

@rumilyrics Toddlers?

Forever be the person who always gets excited when the sky is in beautiful colors.

@ThatEricAlper He’s spelled “spell” wrong

This kid will go far.

@mask_bastard I think I just like asians with big tits

everyone loves Pikachu

@itsme_urstruly Fuck butterflies

RARE GOOD NEWS in 2026: Monarch butterfly numbers have surged in Mexico by 64% this year, with the area they cover in Mexican forests growing significantly!

@astrooalert Oh wow, dots. So cool and amazing 👍

Sea of Galaxies😮

@ContextBirds Does the black one fight at gas stations?

One tells the truth, and the other only lies. You may ask us one question.

@JORMUNGAND_rr Nigga you gross pervy bitch

This would make a killer porno, Captain Levi vs the Female titan.

@Promythious Wow what earth shattering advice. Nobody ever thought of this. Thank you

A relationship is a very long conversation. Don’t date people you don’t like talking to.