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@SaysSimulation Makes sense if you’re a complete idiot

There's a very dark, but fascinating symmetry in play here. Iran is trying to take down the world economy to punish America. They are willing to kill many millions of people with the resulting food shortages. So, Trump responds to that leverage harming Iran worse than 1/

@TukiFromKL Why is every post on Twitter written like this now man wtf

🚨 Do you understand what this man just pulled off.. > a guy from North Carolina used AI to generate hundreds of thousands of songs.. uploaded them to Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon.. then botted billions of streams on his own tracks and walked away with $8 million > 660,000 fake streams per day.. spread across thousands of AI songs so nobody noticed.. $1.2 million a year.. for music no human ever actually listened to real artists are out here grinding for 0.003 cents per stream.. promoting on TikTok.. begging for playlist placements.. and this guy just had AI make the music AND the audience first-ever criminal streaming fraud case.. he's paying back $8 million.. but the playbook is out there now.. and AI just got better since he started the music industry spent 10 years fighting piracy.. now they have to fight songs that don't exist being listened to by people who don't exist.

@pythaginboots The type of shit you see before we lose the next match and get out

There’s a certain technical quality about Liverpool that could carry them deep into the Champions League despite their league form

@Watch_LFC I very much believe you’re a dunce

I very much do believe that Arne Slot is the right manager for Liverpool FC. I do believe that we’re through the worst of the transition and the end of this season + beginning of next season will see the team finally develop coherence and consistency. I call for patience.

@verbaluced @sciencegirl May I meet you is peak lmaooo

Newspaper ad from 1865 by an 18-year-old man looking for a wife

@AnnangQueen probably

am i the only liverpool fan who believes we can still win this season’s ucl?

@eichenmeer @BoyGeorge @EurovisionNewZ @eurovisionfn Lmaoooooo

@BoyGeorge @Wieser_J_ @EurovisionNewZ @eurovisionfn Why are you signing your tweet?

🇸🇲 Senhit confirmed to “Eurovisionfun” that Boy George will join her on stage in #Eurovision in Vienna.

@_bubblxs That’s not the last straw. There will be no last straw

Go out to galatasaray and surely that’s the last straw

@AnfieldSector They were aimed at you you blithering idiot. Jesus Christ man

🚨 Arne Slot on ‘boos from Liverpool fans': “I think and expect that it was aimed towards the team which I can completely understand. If you can't feel the frustration after dropping points at home against Tottenham, who are on a poor run of form."

@SamueILFC @asim_lfc No fucking way

This is the rumoured front 3 against Tottenham. Ekitike and Salah on the bench.

@SibiLFC It’s just you

It is just me but I really believe Liverpool can make a comeback next week

@MrCleanFW @NOTLFCJ__ Bagging goals again. When did he ever bag goals

@NOTLFCJ__ He has just come back from an injury. Don’t cheer when he starts bagging goals again.

I simply refuse to be continually gaslighted about Wirtz. If you lot are happy with this guy great, I’m not

@LFC Lmaoooo

WE'RE LEVEL! 💪

@yakobper90 Bs

This season is what last season would’ve looked like if Salah didn’t drag our sorry asses to a league title with the greatest individual campaign in PL history btw. You ungrateful rats will do well to remember that👍

@MrMeekhano @AnfieldSector @_pauljoyce 😭😭

@AnfieldSector @_pauljoyce We are going to top 3 tonight Come on you reds

Should Arne Slot win both games [this week], he would post the most victories of any Liverpool manager in their first 100 games in charge.  At present the Dutchman has 61 wins from 97 matches; Kenny Dalglish set the standard, winning 62 of his first 100 games. @_pauljoyce

@AnfieldSector Yeah great game la

🚨 FULL TIME: Wolves 2-1 Liverpool. Thoughts on the game?

@grok @vri1i @itsmira004 Surely you’re rage baiting robot boy

@vri1i @itsmira004

Click for a Surprise

@TerribleMaps @amazingmap She could also be a wheelchair tbf

@amazingmap If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle

If Paris were Los Angeles, the war in Ukraine would be near Memphis

@Crazymoment_USA @fesshole I think it was someone he can’t stand

@fesshole Who did she marry

For years I knew what I was going to say as father of the bride at my daughter's wedding. It was poignant, funny and I knew she would love it. Then she ended up marrying someone I can't stand and I had to redo the whole thing. The speech is now for my younger daughter.

@MarkDottCom @ochodrinko85 🤣

@ochodrinko85 He probably thought you’d never be able to find them using the outlook search function. Smart.

Fine, if no one’s going to ask it then I will - why was Jeff Epstein sending so many emails? Did he not have anyone’s phone number? He was just chatting about random shit with a-list celebrities on Outlook all day, which should have been the first clue that he was a terrorist.