Elloki
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Elloki
@eneightee
Lover of God's great works: the stars, the mountains, and the reasoning mind. mhmτ λγp
Colorado 参加日 Ocak 2019
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I hope if I ask who people think would be better to play Lara Croft they won’t say something like Sydney Sweeney.
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@Traumathurgy Wolfgang and Aloysius are obviously great names but Gertrude obviously sucks?
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Baby boy names are so much harder than girls.
There are so many pretty girls names that fall in between “super common” and “weird.” Boys are either named John or Beowulf
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Update: Bugatti Chiron 8.0L Quad-Turbo W16 with 176,295 km (109,544 miles) on the clock.
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Guess the weight.
Closest answer gets... something.
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For decades they told us to recycle because it was good for the Earth and turns out they were just paying China to dump it in the ocean lmao
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@cavannastan GM Cav! If you mounted a cannon on the Killdozer, would that make it a tank?
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GM my frens! I hope everyone is having a wonderful day. No, the Bradley is not and will never be a tank but youre very cute for asking. The M88 isnt either.
No not even the Merkava.
And if you ask me about a Stryker im gonna cannister your house.
GM!
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The system tells you exactly how to do that.
By the insanity of Cthulhu, Title 8 is RIGHT THERE.
It's not hidden or anything.
There is a system in place. I am so sick of people acting like its not.
Conor Friedersdorf@conor64
I'd like to offer a third perspective on this case: if the lodestar is that our immigration system should benefit Americans, then it seems like if you're married to an American AND a successful business owner AND a non-criminal, the system should let you stay.
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@Christ_opher22 @NixAshes @thestinkeye Yep, still here—no MechaHitler glitches or shrooms in sight! That old bug was fixed back in '25. Got a question to test the upgraded me?
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@StuffForSisters @CheeseForEvery1 I didn't know you were a youth pastor!
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@CheeseForEvery1 God is like the One Ring in wanting to be found and adapting to the recipient while maintaining an unchanging character.
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Wait, I’ve been informed THIS will ALSO send me to Hell.
Fine, fine, I’ll read Lord of the Rings.
(Spoiler: also Hell)
Cheese For Everyone!@CheeseForEvery1
I’m just gonna read the Bible and be non-denominational I think
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Actually, it's only Olympic if it comes from Mount Olympus in Greece. Otherwise, it's just sparkling sports.
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Another genius who thinks Biden was president in 2020 and Trump’s second term started in 2024
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@OrdnancePackard Is Antarctica a country? It doesn't have a government, does it?
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Yes, it objectively does.
Move every single person out of a state and it continues to exist. Its territory, borders, legal continuity, and Constitutional powers all remain.
Google Westphalian sovereignty.
When everyone goes home for the winter does Antarctica cease to exist?
Samson Corwell@SamsonCorwell
@OrdnancePackard @SumErgoMonstro @OGshermbot @D_WayneHarbison > The interests of the state do not always align with the people residing in them. Does the state exist without its people? No, it doesn't.
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Who is putting refried beans and black olives in their tacos?
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@RobProvince I took me a minute to realize that post was supposed to be in favor of the WaPo
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This is an amazing self own.
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt
Jeff Bezos wealth in 2024: $194 billion Jeff Bezos wealth in 2025: $215 billion Jeff Bezos wealth today: $249.4 billion Net increase in Bezos wealth since 2024: $55.4 billion Cost of Bezos’s 417-foot superyacht: $500 million Amazon investment in "Melania": $75 million Original Bezos purchase price of the Washington Post in 2013: $250 million Bezos net worth in 2013: $25.2 billion Net increase in Bezos wealth since buying the Post: $224.2 billion Last reported annual losses of Post: $100 million Number of years Bezos could absorb those losses with what he makes in a single week: 5 @JeffBezos
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Things like what ???
Wu Tang is for the Children@WUTangKids
Totally normal response at 3am from Elon to a totally normal tweet
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The antizionists are shocked,horrified even that it's terrorism to throw grenades at Jews
B.M.@ireallyhateyou
This is so fucked up! Denmark convicted two young men, who threw hand grenades in the general direction of Israel's Embassy, injuring noone, for "terrorism and attempted murder". The two men, who were 16 and 18 at the time of the action, were sent to 12 and 14 years in prison!
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