Paul Cowan

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Paul Cowan

Paul Cowan

@funkwit

Melbourne⇒Sydney, HoE @ Big Picture Medical, ex-Google/Airtasker (though not speaking officially for ANY of them, duh, what is wrong with you?). He/him.

Sydney, Australia 参加日 Ocak 2008
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Paul Cowan
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@HestonChurchill @SSharkansky @Math_files I just regret my chosen example, because the reverse (increasingly long sequences of 0s, separated by single 1s, is the much more elegant 0.101001000100001 which is the infinite sum of 1/(10^1) + 1/(10^3) + 1/(10^6) + 1/(10^10) + ... which I think we can ask agree is much nicer!
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Math Files@Math_files·
The Feynman point is a famous pattern in the digits of π. It refers to the sequence 999999, which appears starting at the 762nd decimal place of π. The name comes from the physicist Richard Feynman. He jokingly said that if this sequence occurred earlier in π, he would memorize π up to that point and end the recitation with “…nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, and so on.” This amusing coincidence became known as the Feynman point and is a fun example of surprising patterns appearing in the digits of π.
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Paul Cowan
Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@HestonChurchill @SSharkansky @Math_files Extremely silly but clear counterexample: 0.01011011101111011111... (that is, a number whose decimal representation is a sequence of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... ones each separated by a single zero) is an irrational number but won't contain any sequence of two zeroes!
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Paul Cowan
Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@timrud1 @matcoch I think YOU need to look up how sports tickets work, and how sporting attendances are reported, before being a smart-arse to someone when you're wrong.
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Tim@timrud1·
@matcoch You just said it was the average price, then said you can’t multiply it by the attendance. I think you need to look up how averages work.
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Mat Coch
Mat Coch@matcoch·
Some rough maths on the Australian GP. Total attendance across four days was 484,000. Average ticket price is around AUD $700. It's not as simple as multiplying them together, as there were single and multi-day passes. #F1 1/3
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Paul Cowan
Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@und675 @dollllfears @MrMediocrePass It literally says "use a registered psychologist, social worker or occupational therapist" in your screenshot. You're giving someone advice about psychology and therapy, when they are referring to psychiatry. They're different things, which even your own screenshot makes clear.
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𐕣 Vee 𐕣
𐕣 Vee 𐕣@dollllfears·
Why people in Australia don't get mental health care:( this was for 1 appointment with a psychiatrist
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@realRick_AUS @gaymilkisgay Under Keating as treasurer? They peaked at about 17.5%. In that same time window, New Zealand's peaked at about 20.5%, and the UK's at over 16%. Amazing, Keating's influence, to have caused such high interest rates across all those countries. Unbelievable.
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BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻
BroBro🇦🇺🏇🏻@realRick_AUS·
Good afternoon Australia, There were 0 interest rate rises under the LNP government from 2013 until 2022. We have seen 13 interest rises under the Anthony Albanese’s led labor government since 2022. Enjoy.
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Paul Cowan
Paul Cowan@funkwit·
Denmark should simply delegate the power to Greenland to sign a mutual defence treaty with Afghanistan. We already know the US can't beat them. Problem solved.
Orla Joelsen@OJoelsen

Premier of Greenland 🇬🇱 statement this morning; This morning, I am both saddened and grateful 🇬🇱 Saddened, because during a press conference last night, the President of the United States once again expressed a desire to take over Greenland. With such statements, our country is reduced to a question of security and power. That is not how we see ourselves, and it is not how Greenland can or should be spoken about. We are a people with a long history, a strong culture, and a vibrant democracy. We are a country with responsibility for our own territory and for our own future. Our territorial integrity and our right to self-determination are firmly anchored in international law and cannot simply be ignored. That is also why I am grateful. Thank you to everyone here at home for the clear support and unity that has been shown. The calmness and dignity with which you have met this situation send a strong signal of a people who stand firm in their values and in their responsibility. I would also like to thank heads of government and partners around the world who have clearly and unequivocally expressed their respect for Greenland, for our democratic institutions, and for the fundamental principles of international law. That support confirms that we here at home do not stand alone. Once again: Greenland is our country. Decisions are made here. And I will at all times fight for our freedom and our right to decide for ourselves and to shape our own future. For now, I hope that the peace of Christmas can settle over us all. Merry Christmas 🇬🇱💙🇬🇱

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Paul Cowan
Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@McClarey2 @MFWitches It was almost exactly ten minutes from first shot fired to both perpetrators being dead or arrested. You're making shit up. You're right though, we should model our police response on the US, and aim for a clean crisp 77-minute takedown like Uvalde.
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McClarey@McClarey2·
@MFWitches Imagine how many wouldn't have died if some of the victims had possessed firearms and if your cops for twenty minutes weren't notable in their absence, except for cowering in place.
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MFWitches@MFWitches·
To the Americans now jeering at Australians because our gun laws didn’t protect those who died at #Bondi yesterday. Have a look at footage of the younger shooter on the bridge and watch how he’s using a bolt-action instead of automatic rifle, then imagine how many more people would’ve died if he’d had a much faster automatic or semi-automatic? Because those automatic guns are illegal and closely controlled in Australia, and this alone probably saved dozens of lives. Then shut the fuck up.
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@flintaeroinc @MFWitches Oh yes, the inaction that resulted in one gunman dead and the other arrested in almost exactly ten minutes. As opposed to the crack response we see from US police forces, like where the Uvalde shooting was quickly and decisively ended in *checks notes* seventy-seven minutes.
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Dennis Hamblin🇺🇸🏴‍☠️🌲🐍#MAGA
@MFWitches I'd be more concerned by the actions, specifically the inactions, of your police officers. Their response was pathetic. We value our God-given right to arm ourselves for protection from others who would do us harm, which includes our government, than some illusion of safety.
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@Poka741997 @BarackObama You don't think that maybe, just maybe, the former President of the USA has access to better and more accurate sources of information than you, J. Random Dickhead?
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Poka@Poka741997·
@BarackObama This reads with grace, but accuracy matters. Rob Reiner is alive, and misstating a death undermines the sentiment. Public tributes carry weight, so facts should anchor even heartfelt reflections.
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Barack Obama@BarackObama·
Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.
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@Goosey30111568 If MY sister was either a liar or a fucking idiot, I would simply admit neither on public social media. But that's just me.
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Goosey@Goosey30111568·
My sister lives in Australia. She has done for 20 years. She's an Australian citizen now. She tell me the Gov't there is the most authoritarian she's ever known. She calls it full-blown Communism. The UK is following the same path.
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@CrimsonCrews @grok @aaronchaotic @AdameMedia Grok "losing credibility as a verifiable source" is like a sea lion "losing credibility as a possible principal dancer for the Bolshoi Ballet" or a handful of cold gravel "losing credibility as a source of protein". It's ludicrous that you think it ever had any.
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ADAM@AdameMedia·
You can’t watch this video and not hate Israel. Israeli soldiers EXECUTE two young Palestinian men at point-blank range AFTER they surrendered near in the northern occupied West Bank. This apartheid must end. Boycott and shun everything to do with it.
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Paul Cowan
Paul Cowan@funkwit·
"I'll not allow German children into my house!" Tom said, unkindly.
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@vydamo_ Point of order, we don't hate NFTs. We hate people who are into NFTs.
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Vydamo@vydamo_·
Still doing the rounds If there is one thing normies fucking HATE it's nfts
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@joscon18 @maxblake9and44 Or maybe there's a difference between criticising the way someone does their job, as opposed to criticising someone for how they look? Do you not understand that? Do you maybe have trouble putting your shoes on in the morning?
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Joseph@joscon18·
@maxblake9and44 she can say what she likes, however if you say something abt her, to her, or against her, u r sexist.
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Max Blake@maxblake9and44·
Why is it okay for Caroline Wilson to absolutely rip shreds into footy players, admins coaches and clubs - but when players strike back - it’s not okay? The AFL Media landscape needs to change. So much negativity brought by click bait / hot takes instead of celebrating the sport.
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@NJT_Techno @doctorow If you read the whole recipe, he talks specifically about them being dried chilis. And the names are frequently specific to dried chilis specficially anyway (ancho and mulato = dried poblano, pasilla = dried chilaca, etc)
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Neil Thomson@NJT_Techno·
@doctorow Looking to try, but the recipe is unclear on which chilis are fresh vs dried. That Cory talks about mail ordering suggests dried, but my experience is there is a substantial difference.
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Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER
After a decade of being intimidated by J Kenji Lopez-Alt's "Best Chili Ever," I'm trying it. Had to mail-order several ingredients two weeks in advance. It's in first simmer now; waiting to add the crushed tomatoes and cider vinegar. This better be good. seriouseats.com/the-best-chili…
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justkelly.bsky.social@UrFriendKelly·
I GOT STRAIGHT A’S IN LAW SCHOOL THIS SEMESTER!!!!!!! 💃🏻
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@Aleks46744905 @b0623993 @AslanPahariii There were Indians on the First Fleet. So seems like they do count, by your rules. (There were Black Africans, West Indians, and Madagascans on the First Fleet too. But I'm willing to bet you wouldn't count any of, you know... *them*)
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Alex@Aleks46744905·
@b0623993 @AslanPahariii If that European's lineage was one of the founders of Australia and have been there since then by all means Australian. Otherwise just a European living in Australia, or an Australian citizen imo.
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@hasumpstuffedup @deshaunsaballer @BenCameron23 @abcsport This is a really good example of where I think the AFL laws are actually poorly written in quite a few places. Technically, 5.5.3 applies whenever a team has too many players; it doesn't say it has to have been discovered so under 5.5.1–2.
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Ben Cameron
Ben Cameron@BenCameron23·
Hawthorn had 19 players on the field when they incurred that 6-6-6 warning after the Cerra goal. #AFLBluesHawks @abcsport
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Paul Cowan@funkwit·
@RonJohnson614 @yappyemily @Jeopardamy Someone telling you their past doesn't make their current info your business. Stranger saying "I was raised Catholic" doesn't make their daily church habits your business. "I'm a cancer survivor" doesn't mean it's polite to ask their current status and chemo regimen. Etc etc.
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Amy Schneider
Amy Schneider@Jeopardamy·
ANNOUNCEMENTS: -I was originally named “Thomas,” though I generally went by “Tom” for most of my life -I was born with a male anatomy, which yes, included a penis -I am in fact a trans woman, which is different from a cis woman Why you think I don’t know any of that is beyond me
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