jeff

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jeff

jeff

@jeffkayode

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Nigeria 参加日 Aralık 2011
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@GuardianNigeria that's how they keep vandalising cables in Ebute Metta and @EKEDP have decided to keep us in darkness for a while now
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@EKEDP shey prepaid meter that hasn't arrived after about 2 months payment... interesting
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jeff@jeffkayode·
My experience using @OfficialSquadCo has been every thing else except a pleasant one... whatever anyone reading this can do with this information 🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️
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jeff@jeffkayode·
that's how someone sent funds to my @gtbank account and the money isn't reflecting in my account yet their website is saying the money has been credited to my account issorite
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Yitzhak ⚙️🎯@OlaYitzhak·
@lollypeezle @KINGINDAVID Yes, that's the point. Same thing with one-way roads, they won't put a signage and LASTMA will just come out from no where. It's extortion to me, I won't lie.
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Lola Okunrin@lollypeezle·
Woke up to a message from Lagos State Government that I violated traffic. How? Impossible. Emi Okunrin meta with clean slate. Impossible. When I checked the link and saw my video, anger overwhelmed me. See ehn, never allow these touts park you anywhere in Lagos. AYWMBJN 😡 I had an event in Lagos Island last Saturday, these touts parked me at Campos, stayed till the event finished, hailed me, collected owo baba twale 🙌 and owo parking, only for me to wake up to this. Several cars were parked like me beside the road. All of us will receive the penalty. They spoilt my clean slate. They messed with my steeze. A whole 4 points and 20k laaro kutukutu. I saw the video in the link and couldn’t para. I’m here to warn you. Don’t enter this kind of mess. ✌️
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@channelstv Kidnapper: you have just been kidnapped, who should we call? The Kidnapped: Nigeria we hail thee... Kidnapper: Oya make we free this one him sabi code 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@Uber_Support You don't seem to get me, he offered not to collect the ride fee after we got to the hospital! it was his act of goodwill to bear the fee for the trip that shocked me
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Uber Support@Uber_Support·
@jeffkayode Hi Jeff, to maintain the privacy of our riders, we need the account holder to contact us. Please ask her to contact us through the in-app help section or at goo.gl/fjMJZN, and we'll help out ASAP.
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jeff@jeffkayode·
So my wife had a medical emergency around 1 am yesterday and had to order @UberNigeria @Uber in the middle of the night. The driver took us to the hospital, helped us till we got in and DID NOT COLLECT THE FEE FOR THE TRIP!!! cc: @uber @MobilePunch @GuardianNigeria
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jeff@jeffkayode·
Someone transfered funds from @UBAGroup @UBACares to my @gtbank_help @gtbank but because my account at the time had issues, the person initiated a recall... the recall is still standing on my GTB account despite sorting the issue with the person now I can't access my funds
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@abdullahayofel Nobody is saying things "aren't expensive" abroad. Beyond buying "boxes" that have doubled can someone in Canada/UK survive on minimum wage or not? What's the unemployment rate, purchasing power, & powerful ratio in these climes? Are citizens afraid of law enforcement agents?
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A. Ayofe@abdullahayofel·
Obidiots the Children of ibilis will soon come for this mummy G.O They will attack her for saying this bitter truth
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@Nwando__ Honourable please off your mic... don't give the the "my ovaries" geng cheat code to their real starter pack you will think you have self control till you start having these humans under your roof
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nwandöo👸🏽@Nwando__·
Don’t be deceived… after two months they changeeee… I thought mine was gonna stay like this forever 😂😂 Now he be climbing curtains and swallowing car keys😩😭
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@iamkorlarh @IamThatNaijaGuy @PIDOMNIGERIA The goods in stock was bought at say 400/$, when dollar goes up, you'd have to increase your selling price to be able to restock else you go under. Once your stock is exhausted, you'd have to restock at the CURRENT EXCHANGE rate which will affect your new selling price.
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Faruq Ibrahim@iamkorlarh·
@IamThatNaijaGuy @PIDOMNIGERIA This is false. Because when the dollar was increasing, the price if goods didn't stay at normal price for months so they can sell off the goods they bought at low dollar rate. It's only when dollar crashes you people bring this explanation. Say something else but not this
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@temiokomi every parent claim to be "soft" on their own parent when in actual fact their children's meanness is still a learner compared to theirs... I didn't mention anybody's name ooo
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Temisan Okomi@temiokomi·
This kid is still in the 1st Class range. 2nd Year, 1st Semester results are out & I said to him, "Great job. I owe you." The lil bastid sent bank account. I should do a DNA test. I wasn't this wicked.
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@yabaleftonline celebrity singers that have always sprayed money on the streets from the roof of their cars were never arrested for Naira mutilation but they singled shim out only... issorite
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YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
When Bobrisky was asked about his gender in court today, he identified as a "Male". He was then sentenced to serve his six months at the Ikoyi Correctional Center. The judge says sentencing Bobrisky to prison for abusıng the Nigerian Currency will serve as deterrence to others fond of abusıng the Naira.
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@EKEDP so funny that the feeder that suppliers power to my area is Band D and the 8 Hours sef isn't constant yet my prepaid meter is placed on Band B! So I'm currently been overcharged...
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@novieverest I think the police should be alerted for @pherhtymer intent to bypass prepaid meter... that's an act of sabotage
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Everest@novieverest·
Dear Fatima, Please cry less and leave awa Tinubu alone.
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jeff@jeffkayode·
@PureMinD__ @EKEDP the annoying part is they charge you ahead for your prepaid meter at ₦225/kWh yet no 20 hours electricity in my case, they placed me on Band B but my feeder is Band D... my neighbours that are on post paid with same feeder and transformer are on band D but my tariff is Band B
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Ayo FBI
Ayo FBI@PureMinD__·
Dear @EKEDP I am a band A customer as duly confirmed by your office (see screenshot below) Since your company did not waste time to implement the new N225/kWh, I have taken it upon myself to monitor your supply uptime and downtime hours from 12:00am 4th of April to 11:59pm 4th of April 2024. In that 24 hours, you supplied my BAND A area with 12hour,4mins of electricity while downtime hours amounted to 11hours,55mins. It is pertinent to note that you have charged me and others in our area who bought units after the implementation at the new rate based on the fact that we are on Band and are expected to have nothing less than 20hours of electricity supply in 24hours. We have been charged upfront for a supposed premium service while your company has failed to honor your own part of the bargain. The question I have which I am sure that many Nigerians you serve also have is, who pays for hours of downtime? Am I and other Nigerians in these shoes supposed to continue to pay N225/kWh while we are getting the service expected of a Band C customer (up to 12hours uptime) ? Your swift response will be highly appreciated before this issue is escalated to the appropriate quarters.
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