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Stayed in until noon and then made straight for the (gay) beach.

Eleven months outside the return window but @WilliamsSonoma replaced my broken tongs anyway and THAT is why I buy my kitchen tools there.

@TargetLatino @XfinitySupport @Xfinity The problem here is that I have extensive digging happening and a properly placed 811 ticket and they are claiming they don’t have any infrastructure on my lot at all.

@AndrwHouse @XfinitySupport @Xfinity They have the same thing in my house. It’s been years. They don’t know how to bury a line.

Hey @XfinitySupport @Xfinity not only are you not “clear” one of your lines isn’t even buried it’s just sitting at grade. I know for certain there are at least two buried lines in the impact area. Should I dig right through them? You cleared 811 so it would be your problem.

@muheediva01 I don’t live in a walkable neighborhood and could easily pull this off.

I’m curious who lives in a walkable neighborhood: If someone offered you $1 million and all you had to do was walk out your door, purchase a pack of M&Ms, and make it back home within twenty minutes, all without the use of a car, how many of you would make the money?

@suretocover Trump didn’t host. We did. Tax dollars facilitated & will pay to restore everything. The President will likely walk away with a tidy personal profit. If you can show me that Joe Biden SOLD the cocaine found they might be semi-equivalent. But obviously they aren’t.

The people upset about Trump hosting a UFC fight on the South Lawn are the same people who stayed silent when cocaine was found in the White House and when men were walking around in women’s clothes in the hallowed halls of the White House.

Gay infinity stones.

Half naked dudes rolling around under the trans beer banner is a pride event babe.

If someone posted a video of me doing a “workout” this embarrassingly shitty I’d kill myself.

@stockpiledclay Never looked better babe.

Wearing a new shirt at work today! (Sorry I need to clean my mirror)

@researchtruth99 @TucsonBlonde Mail is forwarded by USPS for six months. Between your last and current residences you had multiple apartments where you registered to vote and received mail? All in the span of six months?

@TucsonBlonde I then contacted people living in my past apartments, we rented in between homes and found out that they had received ballots with my name. I believe this makes us susceptible to fraud. The legal issue is having them accept a ballot in my name before I’d mailed mine.

So let me make sure I understand your claim here, because this would be incredibly significant proof of election fraud. And since that is an incredibly serious allegation, I would like to understand the facts. You begin by stating that they sent you “at least six mail in ballots” to various addresses. That is a terrible thing if true. To clarify, did you find these 6 ballots at your various 6 addresses or are you saying that they sent them to 6 random people, all of whom were able to track you down to your correct address, contact you and gave you the ballot with their address but your name and voter information on it? Then, given that this would be one of the biggest cases of Election Fraud ever documented you then called…someone. I’m going to assume your State Election Commission? But you didn’t contact anyone else when they told you that “signature verification” would catch any extras that were submitted? Knowing as I’m absolutely certain you do that the MAGA wing is critically concerned with the integrity of our elections 🙄) and rather desperately seeking ANY PROOF of election fraud, you didn’t reach out to your state Senator? A Representative? To the Federal Election Commission? Your local news station? Fox News? You had 6 ballots in your hands, each with a different address but your name and voting information, and you didn’t report this to anyone else? That seems to be incredibly strange given the seriousness of this situation and makes your claim rather difficult to understand. Can you explain why you made that choice? Why you didn’t immediately go to your state or Federal officials with this vital, irrefutable physical proof of extraordinary misconduct & outright fraud? I mean this is exactly the kind of proof trump has been longing for. So why would you not have reported such an obvious case of election fraud EVERYWHERE? And then, the last claim you assert, that they already showed your vote being cast before you ever returned one of the 6 ballots you had, but you didn’t immediately contact anyone in charge of the elections at the federal, state or local level to immediately refute that vote and to demand justice as is your right and indeed responsibility when being faced with your vote being stolen? How do I know you didn’t do that? Well Elisabeth, because it would have been headline news for months, 24/7. We would have seen your face, we would all know your story and you would be the face of a complete overhaul of our election system because this is the kind of irrefutable proof that this administration has wet dreams about. That’s how I know. Can you see why I’m having a bit of trouble believing your claims here today Elisabeth? You have the 6 ballots in your hands, that kind of proof means your story would have justifiably been the headline for weeks in every publication in America, so what gives? Because they have been scouring elections in every major city in every single state trying to find even a fraction of what you’re claiming. I’m afraid this didn’t pass even the most basic sniff test. It’s not just difficult to believe, it’s utterly ludicrous. You are 100% lying, and at this point, I think we need to start compiling lists not just of elected officials and talking heads who are lying about our elections, but of people like you who make a conscious decision to fabricate more lies about our elections and hold you accountable. Even if it’s just to drag your lying ass in front of the cameras so everyone can hear for themselves you having to admit that you told a deliberate lie to further harm our electoral system, because every time one of you shit stains do this, you directly, willfully and intentionally damaging our country, and I’m sick and tired of you fucking losers not being held accountable for the damage you chose to cause. Fuck all the way off Elizabeth, if it were up to me we would deport every one of you mentally stunted traitors.

You were two years old when Obama was elected President.

I put on real clothes AND got to say “it’s aspirin with the A and the S scraped off” to an attorney.

They couldn’t at least make the outfit slutty? Give us some tit like Kristies husband or something.

Apparently we sponsor this event. Who knew?

The screwworm program wasn't charity, it was a $10 million fence that kept a billion-dollar problem from eating our own livestock alive. That's the thing with most USAID funding: it looks like "aid," but it's really cheap self-defense. Solve a problem there, and it never lands on our doorstep. But sure, let a bunch of guys who can't define DEI without Googling take a chainsaw to it. They didn't stop to ask, "Will this cut hurt us too?" Unless that's the point, burn it all down and call it efficiency. As usual our inept agriculture secretary, blaming the Biden administration as usual, instead of offering a solution to the problem they created. Texan here A screwworm infestation is a nightmare for cattle, causing horrific wounds and economic devastation. For Texas, the situation has escalated dramatically in the last 24 hours with the first confirmed case of New World Screwworm (NWS) in over 60 years! This could have been avoided! Infested animal can kill a cow in less than two weeks. Treatment is extremely difficult and time-consuming, requiring the painful removal of every visible larva and deep disinfection of the wound. Ranchers no longer have much experience with this labor-intensive process, and there is currently no approved pharmaceutical treatment to make it easier. This has triggered a massive economic threat. The USDA estimates that a widespread outbreak would drain an astonishing $1.8 billion from the Texas economy alone in livestock deaths, labor, and medication expenses. How will this affect you? Tightening supplies will drive already high beef prices higher.

If you show up at a dealership and ask for a Challenger/Charger they should go ahead and take your license then.

@Riley_Gaines_ Maybe if you spent less time being an obtuse bitch you could clean off your front door and sidelights… Shouldn’t take more than 1 minutes 43 seconds or so.

In Tennessee, we recognize June as Nuclear Family Month. God was clear about His design for humanity, and I’m grateful to live in a state that celebrates and supports that foundation.

A reminder for those who have brains as smooth as bowling balls that this kind of performative shit does nothing for you. It doesn’t fix your roads, lower your taxes, make your community safer, or make your neighbors more kind. It exclusively wastes your time and tax dollars

If your pool needs to be re-plumbed do not call me. I have met my lifetime quota of 1.

Phillips screw crucified Jesus is probably still available if you’re interested.