Autophil

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@VolaTim Diese Gehirne müssen studiert werden

WTF are they doing in Germany? "Our growth outlook ist sehr bad because of zis Iran zituation - vot shall ve do? "Increase ze sales tax Jens"

@dfinzer @openseafdn Don’t worry @ all. Opensea will AirDrop in 20 Minutes on Millers Planet. So just 852 days left on Earth.

an update on $SEA. the team has been building at full speed, and the foundation had planned to kick off the first steps as part of our march 30th event. but @openseafdn is pushing back the timeline. a delay is a delay. i’m not going to dress it up, and i know how it lands. the reality is that market conditions are challenging across crypto right now, and $SEA only launches once. @openseafdn could force the original date, or we could ensure every piece is in place and make this moment what this community deserves. we gave a tremendous amount of thought to how to do right here. I’m thankful to @HollanderAdam for bringing the community’s voice into every conversation. we’ll be doing the following: no more waves: the current rewards wave will be our last. optional fee refund: recognizing that we originally committed to a Q1 date, we’re offering refunds of the platform fees we retained while participating in the rewards waves (3 - 6) that followed our timing announcement. if you like, you can receive a refund of those fees, which when combined with treasure chest prizes, essentially means all of your trading during that period was on us. if you opt for a refund, the Treasures you were awarded during these waves will be removed from your account. details on this process will follow. honoring existing Treasures: for Treasures you continue to hold, our prior commitment stands: they will be meaningfully considered by the Foundation at TGE. this is independent from allocations for historical activity. 0% fees for 60 days: starting on march 31st, opensea will reduce our own token trading fees to 0%. we want to make it a no-brainer for everyone to experience our new platform: cross-chain token trading, mobile app, perps and more. after this 60 day period, we will put a new system in place that makes fees significantly more competitive for anyone trading consistently on opensea. product updates: while we’re postponing our march 30th event, we’ll host a separate one in the coming months focused on product updates. it’s been incredible to see the early responses to our mobile app, and we can’t wait to get it into more people’s hands. so if not now, wen? when we announced last year, it was too early. that created unnecessary uncertainty and reactivity. so when the Foundation sets a new timeline, it will be deliberate and specific. here’s why i’m confident that’s the right move: i’ve been building opensea for almost a decade. when this started, we were two people and the only thing you could trade on OS was cryptokitties. i’ve watched this space go from a niche curiosity to billions in volume to where we are today. the thing that’s carried us through every cycle was a willingness to make hard calls when it mattered. when our market crashed, we rebuilt from zero: an entirely new stack, a new product, and a new team culture. that hurt in the short term. but today OS2 is undeniably the strongest marketplace offering, and it’s the foundation everything sits on. we have huge ambitions as a company, and we’re here for the long game. making all of non-custodial crypto delightful on mobile is just the beginning. that means we have to set a very high bar for everything we do, and it’s why i’m so protective of delivering a launch that’s worthy of this community and everything we’re putting into this.

@StaniKulechov Idk but I just don't think frontends should allow you to swap into the wrong wrapped asset losing 99.99% slippage on a $50 million transaction Don't care how many boxes you check or overrides the user types, should just never be allowed to happen

@stablealt @0xaporia Thats true for the geometric average: √(2 x 0.5) = 1, so the typical multiplicative growth is 1 (no growth). But my point was about expected value: 0.5 x 2 + 0.5 x 0.5 = 1.25 per press. So the median outcome stays flat, but the expected value increases. different metrics

@Autophil95 @0xaporia you're doing arithmetic average, the thing here is geometric average. With 10+ presses and 0 variance, your net worth will stay the same

If you could press a button that has a 50/50 chance of doubling your net worth or halving it. How many times would you press it? (put your reasoning in comments pls)

@DonAlt Looks Like markets don’t think it’s better, market is never wrong

Bitcoin is so much better in a true crisis situation than gold is Would be cool if that was reflected in price

@Crypto_Chase What if I pay 80% tax and have low Air quality

Your primary concern for residence (outside of potential for war) should be air quality. I'd pay 80% tax before I live in an area where the air literally kills you. Most people don't think about health until it's too late.

@BitbullTrading x.com/bitbulltrading… ?

@DCinvestor Had XBOX and PS5, sold the Playstation. Whole PS Menu is lagging, Slow af, Playstation is 10 times louder than XBOX, coil whine etc. - Don’t care about anything else.

Xbox is cooked it’s over not just because they hired a random suit who doesn’t play games and didn’t own an Xbox until recently (although that’s bad, too) and has started off by misrepresenting herself to its community the reality is Phil Spencer and his predecessors ran it into the ground before that. they threw in the towel early because the thought they lost in an insurmountable way after Xbox One. maybe they did, or maybe they didn’t they’ve since collected a bunch of IP and mostly troubled studios, but haven’t proven that they know how take any of the talent within them to create great games consistently they’ve had the opportunity to pivot and fix stuff like Call of Duty and put it on a reasonable cycle while promoting quality and ongoing support, but they haven’t taken it and just continue the slop cycle because it’s still a cash cow GamePass was a fun novelty, but is a somewhat inherently failed idea. a lot of people just wait to buy and own games on sale rather than pay a rising $30 per month for a library of usually stale and poorly supported games loaded with micro transactions “Xbox Everywhere” has meant Xbox nowhere. they’ve left the Series consoles to rot vs PS5 and Switch 1/2. they want you to play anywhere, but then they offer the worst cloud gaming service of any major provider (pales in comparison to PS Online and GeForce Now, who the had to partner with requiring consumers to pay an extra monthly fee, just to get a good experience). truly embarrassing for one of the largest cloud providers in the world i owned both a Series X and S a few years ago. sold them both to get a second PS5 even Windows gaming has been a disaster. PC prices are becoming unattainable for starters, but even if you pay it, it’s just an awful experience for zoomers and beyond who are used to things “just working.” and now, SteamOS and windows emulation on Android devices is coming to eat their lunch there, too sad reality, but anyway, Asha won’t kill Xbox. it was already dead/dying

@ZssBecker Stfu you cunt. When will BYTES be useful you small man

Gentlemen. It has been an honor and a privilege committing financial suicide with you. If you could be so kind and pass the draino.

@AngelaBelcamino @shortsqueeznews @nytimes You look like a 3 maybe 4

@shortsqueeznews @nytimes I’m a NYC 9 and went once. All the men were under 6ft, made less than six figures, and rented with roommates. I do not recommend.

BREAKING: The @nytimes found dating for women in NYC is so brutal that some dating events are charging women $100 and men $0 and the attendance ratio is still 3:1 women-to-men.

@Coldie unironically this is me, follow me please so i can dm :)

@Coco_Airdrop x.com/autophil95/sta…

🌊OpenSea Wave 6 is Coming...🤬 As OpenSea previously mentioned, the TGE is planned for Q1 2026. However, the OpenSea airdrop has been delayed due to unfavorable market sentiment. I’m sharing this because I’ve been in touch with an OpenSea team member since 2024. We chat occasionally - genuinely a nice person. Obviously, whatever they share with me is based on internal discussions involving the airdrop/TGE side of the team (heads, co-founders, leadership). My personal view: 🤔 They’ll likely launch the TGE when the market is at its peak - maybe when Bitcoin is around $250,000. For context, a team member had earlier mentioned 28th February, based on which I posted that a checker or airdrop could arrive around that date. And now… Just like I called out MetaMask and Linea before - looks like it’s OpenSea’s TURN NEXT. 😌🔥 Like 🧡 Retweet 🔁

@upsidedowny @DonAlt This is it

@DonAlt Bch, with saylor and everything, good thesis, narrative. Bch/btc chart looks great. Bch against any other major looks great.

There is one coin I'm excited to dip buy Been a while since that's been the case I've got a really really dumb thesis for it I'll let you know what it is once I've done so

@trader_koala Could see that 👍

$BTC HTF view on how I think PA will playout.

@BurtMacklin_FBI @BarackObama @TeamUSA

@BarackObama @TeamUSA You are not the president anymore so you are forbidden to speak for America.

To all the athletes representing @TeamUSA: I'm so proud of you. Your talent and perseverance have brought you to this moment, and Michelle and I will be joining Americans from across the country cheering you on.

No surprise that $BTC bottomed at the exact moment that Binance started to spot bid again... 🫠

@DonAlt Boring times incoming

@Autophil95 Might just have to be time based capitulation instead is my thinking IDK though, just pondering

We've hit price levels I want to buy But I thought we would only hit those price levels with Saylor getting into trouble/The Epstein case being blown open much more/The stock market tanking We got none of those things and went there anyway which makes it hard to buy the dip