Chowder
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We only have five untouchables in this team
Moises Caicedo
Enzo Fernandez
Joao Pedro
Marc Cucurella
Reece James
Everyone else is free to go at the right figure.
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@M_C_Alexander @dickmasterson Seems like a good use of the 2nd amendment to me!
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The Blues are using toddlers as human shields.
Fletcher Dunn@ZPostFacto
In this hypothetical, does "everyone in the world" include toddlers? Suddenly the blue pushers dont seem so dumb. Are toddlers the only examples of human lives that have worth, but are incapable of solving game theory problems?
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@dickmasterson You will happily let a baby die because they picked blue?
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*Man holding gun to his head* “If 51% of the people in this room don’t hold a gun to their head the guns all go off and we die.”
“What if we just didn’t hold a gun to our head?”
“Wow you’re literally only concerned about yourself. Unbelievable.”
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I do not value lives equally. My own matters more to me than a strangers. That’s why in the version where we are safe but a stranger’s life is at risk I’d pick blue. Fuck the stranger due, literally worthless to me. But picking blue increases chances of friends and family surviving if they are at risk so I will gladly throw the stranger into risk.
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This is stupid. It’s an anonymous vote. You have no ability to influence or gain knowledge of everyone else voting. You just have to trust that your loved ones aren’t fucking stupid so they pick red and know you will pick red too. Picking blue as the relatively close no stakes polls show is already practically a coin flip. If people’s lives were actually on the line who can say what the margin would be. And no I don’t think blue pushers are more trustworthy, just more emotionally easy to manipulate. They see the “selfless” option and pick it like seals not realising that the only people that need saving are THEM.
Geoff Thew@G0ffThew
The calculus to press red is, to put it kindly, short-sighted idiot math. It begins and ends with “what input gives me the best odds of living” with no regard for what the world you’d be living in - where everyone you can trust is dead and everyone else knows it - would look like
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@Phaed @justalexoki Every time I see this experiment happen blue wins 🤷🏻♂️
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@justalexoki You are the leader of the world. Aliens appear and declare they will subject the entirety of mankind to the button test in a year. You need to make sure casualties are as minimal as possible.
Do you campaign for people to press blue, or do you campaign for people to press red?
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@white148862660 @davidsawyer1 @StreetsblogNYC @NYPDnews The mere statement blinded by race means everything you say is a lie. You speak like you have an authority but it’s just the sheep’s wool pulled over your eyes. Jesus won’t have a smile on his face when you meet.
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@Chowder252 @davidsawyer1 @StreetsblogNYC @NYPDnews You’ll say “Blinded by race” but won’t say I’m a liar.
Also Jesus would not agree with demonic blacks endlessly praying on innocent people.
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We went to Staten Island to track down New York City's second-worst driver:
He's an @NYPDnews officer who has been caught blasting through school zones or running red lights in his truck more than 547 times since 2022.
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@davidsawyer1 @StreetsblogNYC @NYPDnews Behind bars? NY lets violent black repeat offenders out 50+ times and refuses to prosecute them but you want to lock up a White guy for speeding?
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@cozierpanda Almost certainty? lmao no, he knew the player totally unfit to play till the end of season so he quit and saved his reputation to get the city job
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@Nero_CFC @Xseries70 @CFChasbulla @Chels1an Do you think the clubs won’t care about the cup in 20-30-40 years. No I think they will. The players took it serious so we the fans have to as-well.
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@Xseries70 @CFChasbulla @Chels1an we haven’t won ANY of the other competitions (bar the UCL and the two cups associated with it) since 2019 or something so I won’t care much for “we went to the final but lost :((” participation trophies
one of our last 5 managers brought something home. the others didn’t. end of
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We were shit under poch signed Maresca immediately improved massively Maresca left we immediately drop back to how shit we were before him. Some people really had mo idea how good we had it fuck all of you
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Get this joker off my timeline. 2045 are you crazy.
JnR@CFCJnR
Who cares we lost tonight? This youth project is working, didn't you see the parade before the game? Chelsea U21s winning the PL2 to parade it at Stamford Bridge, stop moaning. Soon these players will grow and win together in 2045, we will be there.
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Does anyone still use the term “Mickey Mouse” as a synonym for something that’s chaotic or poorly thought out (“What kind of a Mickey Mouse operation is this?”) or is that a boomerism that’s largely died out?
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@infidusfiles @NathanStanz But as a viewer like why would you care. (Not you specifically)
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@NathanStanz You aren’t wrong. We will never know what might have happened, but as an outsider the way events were presented from the start just wasn’t for me. It felt like: we both make money but your name is the one catching all liability!
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@NathanStanz You’re not missing a thing. I want to watch the jesters of our times do things that are funny.
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The nl super cruise was cancelled 😡 how can I laugh at the jesters of our time if we won’t let them make fools of themselves
フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian)@NorthernIion_LP
WELP THAT WAS QUICK, ITS CANCELLED
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@baddy_OA @Boy_Teegee Bro forgetting why we got Joao Pedro in the first place too
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@baddy_OA @Boy_Teegee Bro you named all reject that couldn’t perform. Last time I remember ever time time Felix touched the pitch he did nothing. I love the guy got his kit when he came over but he did nothing. Reason why only Saudi called
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the difference between kompany’s bayern & maresca’s chelsea is player quality
if maresca had the calibre of players kompany has, we’d be sitting comfortably on top of the world.
not a single team in world football would be able to chat to us.
🅱️ASH-AAR🛑@YesItsBash
What did Bayern see at Burnley that made them believe in Kompany?
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