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@CharlotteCGill Given the people in the running to replace him, probably everything.

If Keir Starmer ever resigns, what will you miss about him most?

@LoftusSteve This kind of stupid shit makes me want to take up smoking.

The dumbest thing about the smoking ban is the problem was already resolving itself. The Government just HAD to interfere for no reason.

@lawrencenewport How long before we have nuclear engineers moving to richer countries to be taxi drivers and cleaners like Russians and Poles in the early 90s?

Sorry nuclear engineers make how much?

@joshxhowie We are not a serious country.

17-year-old tries to burn down a synagogue. Judge bails him on condition he doesn’t visit a synagogue. Problem solved!

@elliehodges62 Operation Fall Guy

Is it just me who feels really sorry for Olly Robbins? Seems like someone who loved his job and wanted to see his career progress. Yet that’s been destroyed by the people at the top.

@SBarrettBar Plurimae leges corruptissima re publica.

The country is completely falling apart We are bankrupt, over taxed and defenceless The Prime Minister looks very much like a criminal And the Conservative Party is still looking for something else to ban Welcome to 2026.

@bitcloud How do I get some bullshit sinecure job like hers?

No, the mathematically replicable next token predictor is not conscious.

@GnasherJew @bookingcom Turns out Borat wasn't so wide of the mark after all!

A revolting sign imitating Nazi propaganda from the 1930s, meant to isolate, dehumanize, and persecute Jews, has appeared at the Villa Hotel in Osh, Kyrgyzstan. Please urge Booking .com (@bookingcom) and other online travel agencies to remove the property from their listings. The hotel has recently opened to guests, and its founder is Marat Alimbaev (also known as Son of Marat Abdykayim, Марат Абдыкайым уулу). instagram.com/au_marat/ facebook.com/marat2040/

@Ed_Miliband With fossil fuels, you get an energy shock every few years when there's some nonsense in the Middle East. With renewables, you get one every other week when the wind refuses to blow or the sun doesn't shine. Keep building renewables, definitely, but we need gas and nuclear too.

You can’t solve a fossil fuel crisis by doubling down on fossil fuels. The only route to energy security is clean homegrown power that we control.

A driver clocked at more than 135mph (217km/h) on a dual carriageway told police they were on their way to pick up a Chinese takeaway. bbc.in/4tlz3bo

@unusual_whales Jail 2028

BREAKING: The BBC has reported that there appears to be "insider trading consistently happening in the Trump administration before announcements."

@RioVeradonir 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💪💪💪

It’s good to see two high T men defend their honor against a low T twink as god intended.

Reality vs LinkedIn

@kalaelizabeth I just want to see the prequel where Femshep and Broshep are siblings.

I guess this is good news about the Mass Effect TV show "rewrites", but I'm still gonna need some proof of life of this show lol

@60Minutes eHEU!

Removing Iran’s stockpile of highly enriched uranium - essential to building nuclear weapons - would be difficult, whether by military or diplomatic means. But what you may not know is that the U.S. has a history of removing nuclear material from other countries. One operation took place in 1994. cbsn.ws/3OxEN2E

Zack Polanski wants rent controls in the UK. Here’s what the Singaporean museum I visited today had to say about what happened when the British introduced this policy into Singapore: Buildings became “run-down” and “living conditions worsened”, leading to the poor living in “stinking slum tenements”.

@RupertLowe10 A Tale of Two Ruperts

I have recently completed jury service - not ideal timing immediately after launching a national political party, but there we go. Having seen the system from the inside, I can see it needs a fundamental overhaul. The way jurors are treated by the staff and the process is appalling. Decent taxpaying men and women doing their civic duty are not properly compensated and are constantly messed around. Losing time and money. There one day, nothing happens. The next, nothing happens. It’s unclear, confusing and disrespectful to working men and women. I absolutely believe in the jury trial, and voted to defend it in Parliament. But like so much else wrong with the state, the system needs tearing apart and starting again - giving the jurors more respect and compensation. I don’t care, I don’t need the money. It’s the self-employed men and women losing thousands who I worry about. I spoke to several who were going to be significantly out of pocket. That is just wrong. Time wasted, badly planned, and put the accused at the centre of the process. Strong confirmation to me that the law is now half a cut above itself! I will be raising my experience in Parliament in the hope to improve the system. The judge’s name who demanded I attend? Rupert Lowe. You couldn’t make it up.

@TheYcOrg No tomatoes, please. I'm bitter enough already.

The cooking process removes the bitterness of tomatoes. I thought this was very basic knowledge.

@PreislerKa Fairly sure that neighbourhood is about as Palestinian as everywhere else their ersatz nationalist movement lays claim to.

🚨In the last few hours, I have received a lot of support. The socialist Dorna Darabi👇🏼publicly threatened me. My family and I are deeply grateful for the support. The threat only underscores how important my activism is. buymeacoffee.com/preislerkaroli…

@MahanEsfahani Cultural vandalism