Eskimo Software

This is what happens when you hack the pentagon :P

@mastercyb @Ledger @ironfishcrypto @HNS Not true. The app needed to be updated and nobody updated it. It also required an audit that nobody would pay for.

Recently i learned that @Ledger removed (yep, completely working) apps from its store for "inactivity". this includes @ironfishcrypto and @HNS. The company is so stupid that dont get that their hardware have been used for RELIABLE long term storage. In addition to the recent problems with ugrades 2.6.1 I think its the last drop in credibility and trust of their products. However the deeper question arrise - how to design a better system without so annoying upgrades. In that sense i think @urbit and @nockchain appoarch are the most advances frozen (in the core) systems out there which are far superior to EVERYTHING that exist now. Thinking deeper on how we can improve on the ideas of behind tree based, stable combinatorial system i invented nox: cyber.page/cyber-nox/ its really good itteration on nock, however with cryptography, confluence (and something else) baked in. The spec is kinda frozen - because its really obvious. Nox is the compute kernel of superintelligence. In the comming months i will slowly unrevel details of its beauty.

Join our discord server for updates and more information leading up to the launch. discord.gg/JgejsFYFGJ

Fistbump is a decentralized DNS protocol. • Fair launch • Memory-hard proof-of-work • On-chain subdomains Whitepaper: fistbump.org

@dwebASAP Of course. Shakestation will be back today. Just a few final checks.

@EskimoSoftware Funds safu?

Both are down for unrelated reasons. Namebase is waiting for Namecheap before it can reopen and shakestation had db corruption on our indexer db. It will take a few days to get to the current block height.

@Nakamoroverse @NamebaseHQ Namebase can't control what the chain does. You had some notice that there was going to be downtime and didn't enable auto renew, that's on you.

@NamebaseHQ Please pause domain expirations during maintenance — or renew all domains for free for the next few months. Users can’t access the site to manage renewals right now. #hns #handshake $hns #namebase #namecheap #HNS

@walletdomain @NamebaseHQ @Shake_Station @HNS Depends, you can look at it as you bid $100, but then the price was really $80, you get $20 back in change. The handshake whitepaper calls it change too.

@EskimoSoftware @NamebaseHQ @Shake_Station @HNS Rebate seems more accurate to me. The "documentation" is the winning bid on the chain.

When you win an auction on #handshake, you get $HNS back which is the difference between your bid and the 2nd highest bid. @NamebaseHQ calls this "rebate" and @Shake_Station and the @HNS whitepaper call this "change". Which do you prefer?

What’s Happening! Starting February 1, Namebase will pause all user activity so we can migrate to a new entity and fully rebuilt and reconstructed system. This is a deliberate, planned migration to a new system that is designed to improve long-term security, reliability, functionality, and sustainability. Once this process begins: - User logins will be disabled - Auctions, bids, transfers, and withdrawals will be paused - The platform will be temporarily offline - This pause is required to safely complete the migration Timeline Start date: February 1, 2026 Expected downtime: 3–4 weeks Access during downtime - None (platform fully offline) - We will reopen only after the migration is complete and the system has been fully tested What Happens to Your Funds and Names Namebase is a custody platform. The safety of user assets is the top priority. - All funds and Handshake names remain secure throughout the migration - No action is required to keep assets safe - If you do nothing, everything will be available exactly as-is when Namebase reopens What You May Want to Do Before February 1 Withdrawals If you plan to use funds elsewhere during the downtime: - Withdraw funds before February 1 - Withdrawals will not be available once the migration begins Participating in Auctions During Downtime If you want to continue bidding or participating in Handshake auctions while Namebase is offline, you can do so via: Bobwallet.io Shakestation.io - To withdraw, you must move any funds or names before February 1. What’s Coming The new Namebase will have many new features the community has been asking for, including: - A secondary market for SLD buying and selling ☑️ - Secondary auctions for both TLDs and SLDs ☑️ These additions are part of a comprehensive overhaul and effort to make the new Namebase a more robust platform that is better suited for long-term growth in the Handshake ecosystem. Staying Informed: Updates will be shared through: - Email notifications - Dashboard messages - Discord and official status channels We’ll continue to communicate progress throughout the migration. This is a planned migration to a fully rebuilt platform, not a shutdown. The goal is to come back stronger, safer, and more capable than before. Thank you for your patience and trust. We look forward to welcoming you back once the migration is complete. — The new Namebase Team 🤝

Thanks @mercury!

Of course my only Tesla that got the holiday update is my piece of shit model 3 with a broken FSD computer and updates that don't download past 50% 😑

Passkey support is now available on ShakeStation. Go to your account page to set up passkeys and enjoy secure, passwordless login across all your devices.

@GlitchedDeals Back when 4090's were hard to get, I ordered a scalped one on Amazon, it got shipped then Amazon cancelled the order. Sure enough, a few days later it arrived along with my money back lol

It’s true. The biggest price errors we found to date. We post what we find on our page.

Understandable if you want to use someone else's device to login. However I use 1Password and it syncs to all my devices. With a passkey essentially it just pops up a tiny thing in the corner that you click "sign in" and that's it, you're logged in. For shakestation it'll be optional, just like 2fa.

@EskimoSoftware @Shake_Station i forgot my phone and visiting my sister in Hungary and want to log in on her desktop. i know my password what the hell is a passkey

why is @Shake_Station awesome? bc when i log in, i log in with my credentials, the shit i signed up with. none of this gay 2fa, check your email, solve the puzzle, slap your dick on cell phone shit

@genuinu @Shake_Station Passkeys are pretty cool though tbh

@EskimoSoftware @Shake_Station wait i left out passkeys

@timothymevans @MichaelCyger It's great, I usually just use it like it's a quad monitor setup though, locking windows to half the width. They're each 49" wide, no website would really look good like that.

@EskimoSoftware @MichaelCyger What does a browser look like on that screen? Is it super wide? Looks great!

How do you roll? I’m a #9.

@anewformofmusic @RushBrowser github.com/randomlogin/fi… and then the browser of your choice.

@EskimoSoftware @RushBrowser What are the alternatives ?

I highly recommend using any other way of resolving handshake domains and not @RushBrowser. Rush doesn't load JavaScript properly, doesn't use the public suffix list, and insists they are right because their "dev" (ChatGPT) says they are.

Your UI is literally HTML dude LOL