Hugo Merminod 🇺🇸🇫🇷

@MarioBojic @michaelpatron0 Marseille 👀

🚨🇷🇺In Russia people have started throwing garbage out of their windows because there's no fuel left for garbage trucks after the EU imposed the sanctions on Putin. You know I’m joking, right - this is Marseille, Macron's France.

@michaelpatron0 @seanfrank Prolly best to keep you off your best game when it comes to drinking 😅

@seanfrank I know, wasn't on my best game.

Amazon Innovate round up: 3 days 15 hours of sleep 32 beers 69 new friends made Highly recommend.

AMZ Buyer returned 1 of 3 units. unsure where other 2 were sent. It "did't work" for her application, so now item flagged as defective. Which option is better to choose? Cause I can take a picture of product working... but will most likely generate a longer headache?

@michaelpatron0 @amznsellerhelp Thanks for sharing! Profit is King! Keep it up!

Final Prime Day Numbers. May sound crazy to smaller sellers but doing so much prep work for this event is barely worth the extra 10-12K in profit over a 2 day period. I will once again tell @amznsellerhelp They should repurpose one of these Prime Day events and actually...

@michaelpatron0 🤣🤣🤣

For anyone wondering, when Amazon invests like 10 billion in AI, this is the type of algos they are coming up with - absolutely world changing shit. Seriously I am blown away with how advanced these algos are - just fucking amazing. lol. "Hey Mike, you sell 939 units a month...

@Dominick4891 @dharmeshmehta i was wondering whose feedback they listened to. IDK how a seller would benefit from this. Just AMZ to hold more money over our hear eh

I have never asked Amazon to pay me later as they suggest. Can’t imagine anyone else is stupid enough to suggest that either. But Amazon thinks sellers are quite stupid to think that they can tell us that “inline with our feedback” they are gonna add 7 days to our payment process. Here is my feedback if you would have actually asked for it @amazon. Hell no I don’t want you holding my money for 7 days longer. Who are these arrogant people that wrote this letter this way? @AmazonASGTG

@Molson_Hart French people love it for some reasons

Does anyone know how Burger King has such high sales per store in France?

@TimothyDooner I thought the Chinese paid for it!!!!

I don’t know if the general public is ready to experience brokerage fees

@MrBeast 911

If I offered you $1,000,000 but you only keep it if the first person you call answers, who would you call?

What a usual mess :( Don't forget to save a backup of your listing using "Inventory Report -> Category Listing Report" to avoid additional frictions and headache once time comes. Good Luck All 🫡🫡🫡 Don't Fix It if Not Broken!!!

@michaelpatron0 @amznsellerhelp 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

lol, @amznsellerhelp if you guys want some feedback, we would appreciate a heads up on major changes like this. You're removing over 75,000 variation themes and this is going to be a disaster. Seems like a push to split variation and force sellers to spend more on PPC which...

@AmazonASGTG @amazon Is there a way to check which variation will be broken ? Or is it our job to update and find it out when Amazon AI bots decide to hammer us down?

This is coming in now @amazon Sellers Between September 2, 2025, and November 30, 2025, we will remove variation themes from our product templates that aren’t relevant or frequently used, to simplify your listing experience. We’ve already marked the affected themes as Deprecated: Do not use in the product template Variation theme name field.

@michaelpatron0 Buy on carvana and tell us about your experience!

Me summoning the energy to go negotiate a lease on a car...

@greg16676935420 @pepsi only need $7m points!

@pepsi Pepsi + Harrier Fighter Jets

Name a better combo than Pepsi + burgers. Wrong answers only.

@michaelpatron0 You’re a software whore 🤪

Diving into my books - Spending an avg of 4.2K per month on "software". Should probably clean some of this up.

@MichaelXBT Atta boy!!!! Respect , hope you held the bag

I bought XRP at 0.33 at 3.33pm and the current price is 3.33 I am spiritually connected to this market

@zakayonoel37 @michaelpatron0

A man lost $4 Billion and wife comeback was worth $9.3 Billion

@apple_inte Where was this all my life...

Beta 3 Brings Amazing addition to Apple's Wallpaper collection now there is a New Tahoe Wallpaper with moving waves. Stunning.

@Nateonomicon @Shopify Nada. Been experiencing it since September 3rd, 2024. Reached out multiple times to Support and nothing. We created a flow to auto delete after 2 hours the addresses w/ no first/last name. i can share if needed for inspiration @Nateonomicon but still not ideal

@HMerminod Experiencing this now too... Any word on this @Shopify ?

Anyone having issues w/ bots creating fake accounts/fake abandoned checkout on Shopify? Been on going for nearly a year now, and the apps that should block bots dont work because SFY wont let checkout page be modified ... we created a flow to auto delete them but its a daily mess

@ArbitrageOps IDK what they're smoking at Amazon HQ, but i want some to help with the endless headaches

New one we haven't seen before If manufacturer or distributor show 10 units If Amazon show 50 units Odd as it implies buying 10 units from Amazon means your goods are likely inauthentic but buying 50 makes them good to go Amazon needs to start hiring former sellers this is out of control