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@Bob_Stauffer @EdmontonOilers Common Knoblauch L

The @EdmontonOilers morning skate: RNH-McDavid-Savoie Podkolzin-Dickinson-Kapanen Frederic-Samanski-Roslovic Jones-Henrique-Lazar Dach-Michaels Ekholm-Bouchard Nurse-Murphy Walman-Emberson Stastney Ingram Jarry Not on ice: Hyman

@hardlightcaster I didn’t have enough character to make it make sense. And why use 7 words when 3 will do! This isn’t the flex you think it is haha.

@JustinLavvs dont change your reply brother we stand our ground in the @hardlightcaster replies

I truly hate that this is coming from frank, but he is right. The amount of joy I’ve gotten simply from this team being good for this stretch is arguably worth more to me than if we had won a cup and flamed out. I’ll never take this success for granted.

@hardlightcaster I saw them all. The only thing silly is the logic of preferring a high floor over a cup.

@JustinLavvs If you’d have read the original tweet you’d have known the answer silly

@PenguinsJesus This is absolutely foul

Erik Karlsson is not just a menace on the ice, but in the kitchen. After eating this you can just use your breath to knock out offensive rushes.

@frank_seravalli @hardlightcaster Would you rather a cup or a high floor every year ? Respectfully disagree with both and I don’t hate Frank.

@hardlightcaster Why hate? You don’t know me. Maybe we’d be friends 🤷‍♂️

It’s both comical & unbelievable that the Oilers let Philip Broberg & Dylan Holloway walk on offer sheets. Holloway: 40 pts (19-21=40) in 52 games 63 pts last szn Broberg: 31 pts (6-25=31) in 74 games, 23:27 TOI & riding a 7-game pt streak #STLBlues

@KevinMcCurdy Holy shit dude, this is sick 👌

A few weeks ago I was getting frustrated with doing line analytics in using the traditionally available tools and I set out build something that I felt was better. I wanted a way to visualize roster analytics in real time given many coaches propensity to shuffle lines in a rapid-fire fashion. The tool is simple, move players around and watch the line combination and With-and-Without-You (WOWY) analytics update in near real-time. It allows you to also select defensemen with the forward lines you desire and work through all the permutations of WOWY available for those combinations. I wanted to do it in a clean, easy to use and understand manner. With these principles in mind I set out to create LineBlender, and sought partnerships with two premiere hockey data repositories in PuckPedia and BenchRates, who graciously provided the API data needed to make this application viable. Both organizations have my sincerest gratitude for making this possible. So with that out of the way, It is my honor and privilege to present "LineBlender" an analytics visualizer created in loving memory of Bruce McCurdy, who passed away one year ago today. He would have loved this tool.

@HankOilers The Oilers have struggled mightily to acquire and retain good depth scorers. They have a proven one in Roslovic. He should be around 4 and prioritizing Henrique 2.0 I think would be a mistake. Even if the AAV is 5.

@JustinLavvs Different roles. Plus I think Dickinson will cost around 2-3.5 million while Roslovic will be around 5-6 million.

Oilers will have $16.7 million in cap space next year. Resign Dickinson - $3.5 million Murphy - $5 million 8.2 million remains. Interesting off season coming up.

@thfcroki People who hydrate properly

Who the fuck pees 6 times a day

@BattleByrd Let’s not act like men don’t screw up like this all the time too lol

Not a great start for female umpires in the Major Leagues...

@TheDegenWeekly Imagine getting lit up after this

I remember the first time I heard Korn. Was like 8 years old on a soccer team. We had a boom box and everyone was playing random CD singles. Admittedly I think I had Backstreet Boys “Quit Playing Games” in there. Then this kid Tyler takes over and drops in Korn. Rocked my world

@joeroganhq Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Name a left-winger you'd like to see on Joe Rogan.

@JasonGregor Vegas

Which NHL team do you think is the slowest? Will give answer in a bit, but curious who hockey fans think has the slowest team in the NHL this year. One in each conference stand out in this regard.

@bcurlock @oilingoal Are you still out on Roslovic? Lol

@oilingoal Teach me Obi Wan. What’s your thinking?

I’d lean towards starting Jarry in Vegas

@BarstoolBigCat “If you’re out on things that rock, you can fuck off.” -PFT

Facts. I’m officially out on the constant onslaught of nostalgia porn online. We get it, you wish it was 20 years ago. Cool. Have fun living the rest of your life being miserable because things change

@TheCinesthetic GoodTime

What movie is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?

@TheGameVerse physics baby

GTA Online player pulled off a crazy BMX stunt from Mount Chiliad all the way to the airport 🤯

@Wright75275 @JonathanWillis You had me until you said MacT lol

@JonathanWillis @JonathanWillis how can Management standby when your captain is telling the world what the issue is. Knob needs to be fired along with assistants and bring in MacT to join Coffey for the remainder of the year.

The "pillow fight" quote was great, but nowhere near as important as McDavid telling reports to go ask Knoblauch what the Oilers need to do to be as well-coached and organized as the Tampa Bay Lightning.