Keith Garlick

@DocAtCDI That’s easy for you to say.

You wanna hear a joke in Chinese? 一個笑話

@MrJamesACook @Nigel_Farage Well that proved to be a popular tweet.

Just had the genuine honour of shaking hands with @Nigel_Farage himself ahead of tonight’s Rally for Reform in Leeds. Standing as your Reform UK council candidate in Elland ward, I’m proud to be part of the movement that’s finally putting Britain first. #ReformUK #RallyForReform

@GullisJonathan @IpswichTown If it is true that Farage performed this publicity stunt at Portman Road without the permission or agreement of the Club it is an absolute outrage. Gullis far too stupid to understand how offensive this would be to many Ipswich supporters.

The faux outrage over Nigel Farage’s visit to @IpswichTown is pathetic and yet entirely predictable. Anyone who is ‘triggered’ by his visit needs to urgently grow up. There are far more serious things to be concerned with right now.

@fesshole You load a dishwasher not pack it. Packing it is what the rest of my family do. In other words just throwing things in it randomly.

None of my family can pack the dishwasher correctly. I've tried to run workshops to teach them, but nobody ever shows up.

@reformparty_uk They’ll need it after how you’ve destroyed their reputation in one tweet.

Best of luck to Ipswich Town Football Club for the rest of the season. 👏

@unite_andy @DamianLow3 The president destroyed that relationship with his childish behaviour, tarrifs and threats on Greenland. But our relationship with the USA remains strong.

@DamianLow3 Destroyed the relationship with president of usa. But you consider that a success. You really need to go back on your medication.

Worth noting that despite the level of hatred he receives from many media and commentators, Starmer's handling of Iran over the last month has been very good.

@matfieldaj @DamianLow3 Farage would have done something. Badenoch would have done something. And if they had we’d be stuck in the mess Trump finds himself now.

@DamianLow3 He literally hasn’t done anything

@Michael83807738 @DamianLow3 In this case yes. Very yes.

@DamianLow3 Do you call sitting on the fence good?

@smokelessworld @SmokelessWord I think he may be talking for himself.

"The Prime Minister is there because of his backbenchers. And they all think they are the next Prime Minister - and the only thing in their path is you." Boris Johnson on the real mechanics of power in Westminster. Hear more on The @SmokelessWord.

@stephenkeeler You can’t come round and have a go at mine can you?

Sorry, I had to share this with someone and you’re the only one around right now: after TWO DAYS of plugging/unplugging, turning it on and off again, and going through EVERYTHING in ‘settings’, I have JUST GOT MY PRINTER TO PRINT AGAIN!🍾🍾🍾 (Not a clue what did it but hey!)

@JohnCleese Used to respect you. But don’t think you understand Islam or speak for the majority of the British.

Sorry to have to say this... The British do not like the kind of diversity that intends to take over Britain and kill any infidel that does not convert to Islam Is that hard to understand, silly little man ?

@MadelaineLucyH Is it “Hello” or am I being too simplistic.

What is the correct greeting when meeting an Australian? a) hi, nice to meet you b) thank you for tolerating me in your noble country c) g’day mate, hot as a barbie out there cor blimey

@griffitha I’m sure you’d much sooner surrender to Trump.

Labour is quietly preparing to surrender Britain’s hard-won independence back to Brussels. We didn’t spend years winning regulatory freedom just to become a rule-taker again. 250 years after Adam Smith, their 'EU reset' is nothing more than a managed decline 🧵👇

@Ben_1885 Ever heard that rule. I think you either imagined it or made it up.

When I was growing up it was always the understanding that this had to be done with your own club most won’t ever completed it that’s the beauty of it

@LaPunthereBleue @anon_opin In my day the only rucksacks were huge ungainly things you might need if you joined the scouts and went on a twenty mile hike

@KGLION @anon_opin So…bags, then. Not sure why so many people are making out that rucksacks were some sort of privilege. Everyone took a bag to school. Often these were rucksacks in my day. They were probably the cheap option if anything.

The jumpers for goalposts thing is wrong. You used your rucksack and coat, not your jumper.

@Nigel_Farage Never forget that Farage supported the election of a USA president who anybody with half a brain knew would cause extreme harm to British interests. I believe he fully understood this and judged he could benefit from the consequences.

There is still time to enter our draw for the chance to have your energy bills paid for a whole year. 👉 NigelCutMyBills.com

@Amelia558rs Me

oldest thing in your house?

@danielstorey85 Interesting Farage thinks the 10 shirt is right wing.

Interesting PR decision from Ipswich Town here

@BraddrofliT Rather depends who the next president is. Wouldn’t see Vance rebuilding many alliances.

Here’s the part no one is saying: The next president won’t get a real first term. They’ll inherit a repair job. Rebuilding alliances. Restoring credibility. Undoing damage. An entire presidency spent fixing what Trump broke.

@GeorgeHunt87970 The corner I used to stand as a boy with the double deep steps.

Loved the old place.