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Step One: Learn to love everyone in your family
Step Two: Realize that we are all part of the same family
Repeat as needed
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Daniel Thornton
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@RandomSprint For the record, I'm not afraid of oblivion. I'm afraid they forgot to terminate before going home for the weekend and now we're stuck in here until they get back.
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The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery. It wasn't fought over "state's rights." It wasn't fought at all.
The universe was instantiated in March 2020 to test quarantine strategies and supply chain disruptions. Everything before that date is elaborate, irrelevant backstory.
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@25YearsAgoLive Three years and 58 days later, DMB would make a different kind of downpour.
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@LiberaNos_AMalo @jkimballcook Do Muslims worship Christ as their divine Savior?
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@jkimballcook This is true in the same sense that Mohammedans are Christian heretics, too.
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yes, this is fine
calling us heretical Christians is less misleading than calling us non-Christians because it gets closer to the actual disagreement: technical points of theology, not worship of Christ as divine Savior
AppalachianBeard@AppyBeard
would you settle for non-trinitarian heretics?
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@theoceanblooms I didn't realize how much of that movie I had completely forgotten until I read this tweet.
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@memeticsisyphus I wonder how opinions on this correlate with the red/blue button scenario. Anyone with some reach want to make a poll?
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You’re standing in a long line at the deli. A guy walks in behind you, shifts to your left to walk next to the line and slides in front of the guy several people ahead of you. An urban planner reminds you that really is the most efficient way of managing a line.
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Mister President, a second Breakfast Question has just hit
𝘎𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘰 𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴@giordano_lives
The answer to this breakfast-related question holds the key to our civilization
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@StevenStubble @Mormonger This doesn't really work because we (members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints) don't accuse other Christians of worshipping the wrong Jesus. Instead, you could have them say something about apostasy.
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@Mormonger Mormons: "was he a premortal coeternal intelligence and Spirit child?"
Me: whaaaaat?
WRONG JESUS!
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Thomas: I felt the wounds in His hands and side
Creedal Christian: Was He ensconced in the ineffable consubstantiality of the Divine Essence?
Thomas: What?
Creedal Christian: WRONG JESUS!
Capturing Christianity@CapturingChrist
Mormons: “We’re Christians! Call us Christians!” Also Mormons: *systematically deny the Trinity*
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I have conceived of a Worse version of OF that would earn a billion dollars but also destroy society. What to do with this knowledge...
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The actual reason is because the drive-thru has several timing metrics and one of them is how long the customer is at the window.
It's silly.
tate brown@realTateBrown
>“Can you pull forward and park in one of the spots and we’ll bring your order out” >Literally the only car in line and have a basic order Why does every drive-thru do this to us now?
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@owenbroadcast Telestial is actually lower than Terrestrial.
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when a person or text is pioneering a new area of religious or spiritual ideas, they often invent words. my two favorites are probably "absonite", from the urantia book: being halfway between absolute and finite, and "telestial" (mormon), being between terrestrial and celestial
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Instant Pot has to be the most misleading product name in the history of kitchen appliances.
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@politicalmath Me, an intelligent and serious person when I read the name "Boethedes" in a scholarly paper:
GIF
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I've been following the "Christopher Nolan used Emily Wilson's translation of the Odyssey" story but I felt like I just didn't have the grounding to judge if Wilson's translation was good or bad
So I talked with a friend who speaks Ancient Greek to see what the scholarly world thought of it
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@kateiswell Crocheted items at thrift stores is conclusive disproof of the labor theory of value.
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This is why my soul cries when I see crocheted items at thrift stores and yard sales.
Summer Jaeger@SummrWrites
No bestie, you cannot pay me to crochet something for you. First of all, the yarn for that project costs $50. It’s going to take 60 hours to complete. If you’re offering me minimum wage (but I’ve been doing this for years so really?), 60 x $15.15 = $909 + cost of yarn = $959 That blanket is gonna run you almost $1,000. 😅 And that is why you cannot find real crocheted items in stores. And why you should hug your grandmama when she crochets something for you.
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i think that if some bizarro-theocracy took over and declared that we could keep the internet, but devices with internet can only display text and images of text, it would be an interesting potential path out of our accidental techno-phone enslavement.
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NO TRUE CHRISTIAN believes that mormons are Christians.
You worship SATAN'S FATHER
True Christians worship SATAN'S CREATOR!
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Christians—
I’m in search of followers of Jesus Christ on X who:
Are NOT members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints…
But DO consider Latter-day Saints to be fellow Christians.
If that is you, explain why you view Latter-day Saints as Christians below👇
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Daniel Thornton 리트윗함
still unclear why, if you were a movie director and said: alright, i need a sound for when the nebulous horror ball alien finally sneaks up on the young single woman in the alley at midnight - thats the noise they have electric cars make
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@ArchangeloRom @punished_bobda And calling something impossible doesn't make it illogical. Your argument is that an infinite regress is impossible because it's impossible to traverse an infinite sequence of events. But that's just begging the question.
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