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I went to grab a coffee this morning. A guy in front of me orders an Americano. Cashier calls out: “12oz Canadiano ☕🇨🇦” When it was my turn, I smiled: “I’ll take a Canadiano too.” Btw, that's cool She grinned: “You know it.”

@ellespiracy Your mom's balls are insufferable

You guys are so insufferable 😆😆

You are a fat yt man

@ellespiracy That's not even a word

@katy4congress @TexasAFT Oh, you unlocked your account now? Ready to come out from hiding?

As a former public teacher and AFT member, this endorsement means so much! My heart and my support will always be with Texas teachers. 🫶🏽 Thank you, @TexasAFT! #TX23

@Jan6thLarper @GreenTextRepost I have a full time job also and my mortgage is paid fine without a 10 hr/wk side gig lol.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Can I ask if you ever have any self reflection and aspire not to play roulette for your rent money? I'm just curious

Anon submission

@kysdalit @GreenTextRepost I'll get right on that lol

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Then negotiate for a higher wage from your employer, retard. The only reason your base pay is so low is BECAUSE it's a position that gets tips. Expecting customers to subsidize your wages and then getting pissed off at THEM instead of your employer is pure unadulterated faggotry.

What the El Monterey frozen taquitos in my microwave see at 3am:

@DefiantLs Zack doesn't know that it would be an air-burst. tsk tsk tsk.

Video shows would happen if the world's biggest nuke was dropped in NYC.

Sex is good but have you tried saving California’s only nuclear plant and sticking it to the boomer anti-nuclear environmentalists?

@jbendery It's also not intended for muslims, being that they also don't celebrate Good Friday, weirdo.

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@FreedomInc5 @remarks You managed to screw up how quotation marks work in two different ways.

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@kevinonymous @GreenTextRepost Typically, no. Getting stiffed or a super low tip on a big/far away order is pretty rare. It's a social norm and most people don't screw others out of principle.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost But it goes both ways. You participate in employment as a delivery driver knowing people feel differently than you about tipping.

@kevinonymous @GreenTextRepost Your patronization is unbecoming, especially over $2. You know the social conventions. If you don't want to participate, people will have feelings about it. That's how society works. You don't have to tip, but it's typically done and you're participating knowing that.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost The business charges for that service. Just but the pizza in the box and do your job lil bro

@ShmileC @LanceZierlein *h

@LanceZierlein Yea that’s not 6% body fat

306 pounds and 6% body fat.

@Variety Don Lemon is retarded.

Don Lemon Considers Running for President, but 'I'm Not a White Man and the Rules Are Different for Me': 'I Could Run This Country Better Than Trump' variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

@TurboGurbo @GreenTextRepost you know where the shop is, unless you're from out of town. You know where you live. You know if it's a long drive or not. This isn't that complicated

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost How the fuck am I supposed to know whether I’m on the edge of your delivery area? I don’t work for you lmao

@kevinonymous @GreenTextRepost You chose an additional service for your convenience. Thinking it should be commensurate with the time of not weird.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Customer here, it’s not our job to pay you. You should be grateful for getting any tip at all. If you aren’t, you’re in the wrong line of work.

@PunishedGrimace @GreenTextRepost I mean, programming is a weird "serf job." If you don't, I'll roll my eyes and move on. You're way too pressed on this, dude.

@RedRobedRaist @GreenTextRepost Ooh wow, 2 serf jobs?? I'll make sure I give you a few extra pennies for being such a dilligent goyslave, if you show up to my door!

@NBCNews Illegal aliens are criminals....

Pastor Erick Salgado used to preach to his Brooklyn congregation that they shouldn’t fear immigration officers because “they are after criminals.” Then ICE started arresting members of the church. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/p…