Stuart Olson

@britneyscrave On stage in front of thousands dressed like a suburban dad at a Memorial Day bbq is wild business.

“I’m on a world tour.” “Doing what?” “It’s hard to explain. I’m Justin Timberlake.” He should have just said doing THIS! 😍

@TMZ I mean he’s hammered drunk, however, I feel like by the time cops make you do these tests they’ve already decided they are arresting you so you may as well not even do them.

🚨 BREAKING: Newly-released police body cam from Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest in Sag Harbor, NY shows him struggling through field sobriety tests, and his friend playing the *NSYNC card.

@mcenroejack @UziCryptoo That’s fair, I suppose a better way to word my sentiment is it’s sad to believe. Between wages being way behind inflation and people not being educated in schools about finance and investing I hate seeing people not having more security. Also, some people just make bad decisions.

@StuartOlson @UziCryptoo Around 2 trillion in credit card debt, 2 trillion in student loan debt, few can afford homes, average car loan is like 600 dollars, wages have not remotely kept up over the years….respectfully, I don’t see what’s difficult about believing it.

The latest 401k data was released Here is the median balance by age: 18-24: $2k 25-34: $16k 35-44: $40k 45-54: $68k 55-64: $96k Over 65: $95k Saddest thing you’ll see all day 😔

@jrouldz I’m buying today

Basically my whole feed is doom posting the major indexes Do crashes usually come when everyone is bearish? Almost makes my inner contrarian want to… Get bullish 😆

@SparkingFIRENC Mine also doesn’t do 6 months but here is the last year.

Let’s see the screenshots of everyone outperforming this over the last 6 months

@DiscussingFilm People caring about the elites giving themselves awards is something I’ll never understand.

Amy Madigan's reaction to winning her first-ever Oscar.

@TopDividendETFs Their dividend is .28

$SCHD ETF Dividend History (Annual per Share) 2022: $0.8538 2023: $0.8860 2024: $0.9944 2025: $1.0476 …show more

@cadeinvests Once you have a lot of money yeah it’s great. If you’re investing in index funds starting small and adding a couple hundred dollars a month you’ll never make wealth. Yeah it will increase but not enough to make a large difference for retirement or you and your families lives.

The longer I invest The more I like index funds The less I like individual stocks 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@itsRobertBurns I literally just posted about how much I like this stock for many reasons, I can’t lie though that the retail over exuberance makes me nervous. Too much hype right now and the institutions know it.

$ONDS another one bites the dust You want some kool-Aid? Too?

I really like $ONDS financials, acquisitions and news. The insane amount of retail hype and exuberance makes me nervous. I’d feel less nervous with a visit to the 200 day moving average.

@stu_bowler @HeroDividend It literally never fails haha

@HeroDividend Because Jim Cramer said there is no end to the war. Inverse Cramer remains undefeated.

Why are stocks pumping right now??

@Tickertalk1 I love $ONDS but I just can’t ignore 2 massive volume rejections off the 50 day average in the same week that were also lower highs from the recent swing high. If it goes higher from here, fine, but the chart looks ugly right now.

$ONDS -$9.83 - great price - Earnings between March 12-18 - Research shows 3-month chart - basically between $9-15 per share. I think we go back to higher levels between 15-16 then pullback to 12.50. Slow and steady wins the race. I'm buying on red days only. $ONDS for the win. Follow the money... let's go!

$ONDS Wrote some $12 CC’s for Mar 20 so you guys can giga send it now 🫡

@GrindeOptions I’m in cash

DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR PORTFOLIO TODAY.

@AlpacaAurelius Cool story nerd *cracks a beer*

beer is awful for you, especially IPAs. it has glyphosate, loads of chemical cleaning agents, foam stabilizers and also phytoestrogens that tank your testosterone. it's very hard on the gut and liver too. avoid.

@PaulGoldEagle lol Trump doesn’t speak like this.

leaked report: this is the text of the speech President Trump will be giving to the world about the Alien presence: "My fellow Americans, people of the world, today we set forth on a journey into a new era. One age, the childhood of mankind, is ending and another age is about to begin. The journey of which I speak is full of unknowable challenges, but I believe that all our yesterdays, all the struggles of the past, have uniquely prepared our generation to prevail. Citizens of this Earth, we are not alone. God, in His infinite wisdom, has seen fit to populate His universe with other beings, intelligent creatures such as ourselves. How can I state this with such authority? In the year 1947 our military forces recovered from the dry New Mexico desert the remains of an aircraft of unknown origin. Science soon determined that this vehicle came from the far reaches of outer space. Since that time our government has made contact with the creators of that spacecraft. Though this news may sound fantastic-and indeed, terrifying-I ask that you not greet it with undue fear or pessimism. I assure you, as your President, that these beings mean us no harm. Rather, they promise to help our nation overcome the common enemies of all mankind-tyranny, poverty, disease, war. We have determined that they are not foes, but friends. Together with them we can create a better world. I cannot tell you that there will be no stumbling or missteps on the road ahead. I believe that we have found the true destiny of the people of this great land: To lead the world into a glorious future. In the coming days, weeks and months, you will learn more about these visitors, why they are here and why our leaders have kept their presence a secret from you for so long. I ask you to look to the future, not with timidity, but with courage, because we can achieve in our time the ancient vision of peace on Earth and prosperity for all humankind. God bless you."

@EVillageVillain I love the short sleeve button up, great summer dressier look for men.

If I’m a grown man wearing a shortsleeve button up please shoot me in the head with a nailgun

@jess_ann_pin I’m 41, I feel like losing my hair definitely didn’t make me better looking haha. I try to take care of myself but definitely feel like I look my age, however, my looks are not bothering me at all because I am becoming a better overall person as I get older.

Men drastically underestimate how much worse looking they get after 40.

@OnPattison @TimKellySports Wow he REALLY didn’t want to answer that question.

Kyle Schwarber was asked whether Nick Castellanos was a distraction in 2025. (Via @TimKellySports)