Dr. Rabbit

@ChrisRBroom @anon_opin No, but this one could be me... x.com/i/status/20444…

@anon_opin This you @_BlueRabbit_ ?

Doing a poo directly on top of your other half's poo, without flushing between, is really romantic. Poo hugs.

@RabbitoftheDay Hanya and Ponyo

Let’s start a thread of your buns 🐰 all posted will feature as ‘Rabbit of the day’ ⬇️

@ChrisRBroom @NHLBlackhawks @swfc Serves you right for missing my Monday class 😘 if you see Ben, punch him in the dick from me x

So I travel 4,000 miles to watch @NHLBlackhawks and in 3 games so far they’ve rolled over and got beaten comfortably . 1 more left and hopefully they’ll put in a shift. Watching @swfc this season has numbed me to the pain of loss. Still it’s been a decent week in Chicago though.

Gyokeres is so awkward. No left foot and barely half a right foot #ucl #arsenal

@spudly77 At least you're not a Wednesday fan 😢

@Angelandres2005 @johnpaulpaumbo @VeryBrexitProbs @Mobilized3213 NATO website (Spain 5.8%) nato.int/en/what-we-do/…

@johnpaulpaumbo @VeryBrexitProbs @Mobilized3213 Spain 5%? Sources?

MAGA thinks Europe can't defend itself without America. Here's what they don't know. 1. France and Britain have 515 nuclear warheads and 8 nuclear missile submarines. 2. European defence spending hit €481 billion this year. That's more than Russia and China spend combined. The EU's ReArm Europe plan is mobilising another €800 billion. 3. European countries have over 1.7 million active troops. Russia has 1.3 million. 4. EU and UK air forces fly over 1,400 combat aircraft. Their navies have five aircraft carriers, over 60 submarines, more than 120 frigates and destroyers. 5. Europe has over 6,000 artillery pieces and that's before the biggest rearmament wave since the Cold War. Poland alone is adding 212 new howitzers. 6. The British SAS invented modern special forces. The US copied them to build Delta Force. From France's Foreign Legion to Poland's GROM, Europe's elite units are among the deadliest on earth. 7. Europe already has joint military commands ready to fight. The UK leads a 10-nation rapid reaction force across Northern Europe and the Arctic. Finland alone can mobilise 900,000 trained reservists all prepared to fight in arctic conditions. 8. Europe has its own satellite navigation (Galileo), its own defence programme (75 active projects) and is building its own rapid deployment force. The "helpless Europe" story was never about defence. It was about keeping Europe dependent and buying American weapons, relying on American intelligence, following American foreign policy. Thanks to Trump, that now ends.

@bold_perception I had plane tickets from Manchester to Lisbon that were cheaper than train tickets to London

FRENCH bros What’s up with trains here ? In Italy I would get a ride from Bologna to Venice (2 hours) for 15 euros max No luggage checks. Or dumb add ons. 🇮🇹 BY FAR best train system in Europe contrary to popular belief. In Germany, all hail the deutschland ticket (actually amazing. Only once had an over crowding issue to Salzburg). Spain a joke. Just flew or bla bla card everywhere. 1 hour trains in France for 30+ euros + luggage fees? Curious why

@Lwkpetite Top bollocks

Boobs sounds funny, tit sound aggressive, breast sounds too formal…isn’t there a perfect name for it?😭

@aakashgupta Do you know which pubs in Sheffield? It's my city and I'd love to know. 😊

The fastest woman alive flew to rural Australia to chase down amateurs on a grass field for $27,500. The Stawell Gift is a 148-year-old handicap sprint held every Easter in a town of 6,000 people in western Victoria. 120 meters. On grass. Uphill. Lanes separated by rope, not paint. The twist: slower runners get up to a 10-meter head start. The world champion starts at zero. Richardson gave away 10 meters to her closest competitor. Some runners started 25 meters ahead. She had to close that gap over 120 meters of grass while running uphill. She won her heat in 13.8 seconds. In 144 years of the men's race, only two men have ever won from scratch. In the women's race (started 1989), only two women. The handicap system is specifically designed so the fastest runner should lose. The race started in 1878 at the end of the Australian gold rush. The distance, 120 meters, comes from the gap between two pubs in Sheffield, England, where professional sprinting began. Competitors historically trained by chasing kangaroos. 737 athletes entered this year. Prize money: $40,000 AUD. Last year they paid Australia's teenage sprint star Gout Gout $50,000 just to show up. He got eliminated in the semis. The handicap ate him alive. Richardson said it felt like being a kid again, playing tag. The woman who runs 10.65 described the hardest race on her 2026 calendar as "playing rabbit."

@echetus This belongs in r/ShitAmericansSay

Sorry babe. My boss says we we can’t see each other any more

@deathbian So many angry people in response to a reasonable question

wait what the fuck happened in spain and denmark

@fesshole Is your punctuation also criminal - Yes

Wife hassled me into speeding to get to Tesco on time due to stupid English Sunday trading laws. I got a £100 speeding fine as a result. Is it Tesco's fault no. Am I shoplifting petty items and keeping a running tally to £100. Yes. Am I a common thief now, yes. Do I care - no.

Outrage over Muslim prayer in schools rings hollow when state-funded CofE schools routinely impose Christian worship, backed by the law that requires it. If coercion is the issue, oppose all religious imposition on children in schools – not just the one you dislike.

@fesshole Yeah, same. We have 2 kids, 3 dogs, 2 rabbits, a mortgage and a marriage certificate, but we're just fuck buddies 🫠

Been in a friends-with-benefits situation with a pal for about 8 years. Both in our 40's both single the whole time. Great sex, great company, our kids are pals at school. I'm not sure at what point we just admit we're in a relationship. Scared to bring it up in case it ruins it.

@EricTrump You're the sexual excrement of the biggest cunt on the planet

🤣🤣 One of the great responses to a reporter in history! JAPANESE REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before the Iran war? PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell ME about PEARL HARBOR?!" "You believe in surprise much more-so than US!"

All I'm asking for is the death penalty for people going to the gym who park in disabled spaces because they can't be arsed to walk an extra 10 metres

@fesshole TBF, if you're chubby with rotting teeth, it's a fair bet that you do actually love chocolate 🍫 🤷🏼

Waited until I saw what my partner got me for Valentine's to see if he actually has been paying enough attention to be worth keeping. Chocolate, I'm prediabetic with dodgy teeth and trying to loose weight. If he'd got me the nice handbag I wouldn't be planning a difficult chat.

@PathOfMen_ Mandible from an old baboon. Lots of dental wear and decay

Why don't animals' teeth decay even though they don't brush them?

@FPL_Dabby @anon_opin You learnt about butt plugs in science??

@anon_opin I'm 34. I've never once had to change a wheel or wire a plug (but plugs was covered in science) or stop a dripping tap. Painting is self explanatory (Use a roller), just pay someone to wallpaper. Cooking is covered in schools. But yeah financial education might be good

There should be a mandatory GCSE in Life Skills. By the time you leave school you should know how to change a car wheel, wire a plug, stop a dripping tap, how to wallpaper and paint, being able to cook simple meals from scratch, alongside financial skills like budgeting.

@fesshole Grow some balls and say it

I'm a vicar in a small rural village. I could never say this to my flock because of the outcry, but Reform are blatantly opposed to genuine Christian values and it's clear that anyone considering voting for them has not been listening to a single word I say each week