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@emser17

I like to laugh. I’m happiest outside. I like trees, dogs, books, baseball & college football.

GA 가입일 Nisan 2014
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I dreamed we got married & I realized afterwards I forgot to wear my wedding dress! I accidentally wore my sister’s white nightgown…
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@oliveegger I’ve just started blocking anyone who is mean or rude to my mutuals. I don’t want to hear it.
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I can block whoever I want whenever I want and you can too.
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@DietCoke_Esq I was appalled when I learned from my fiancé how he sees women’s hair & sees the new growth from the roots. He calls it “cabbage patch hair.” Also learned he can basically see down everyone’s shirts & most push-up bras cause a gap between the bra & your chest. Horrifying.
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@_imperfectfaith Girl, I’m so sorry to say it takes a long time! And just when you think you’re past it you’ll find yourself profusely apologizing for something that isn’t your fault & you had no control over. Slowly but surely it will get better!!!
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I forget how short I am until I stand right next to him.
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@Corbienest Your energy is so much taller than 5’ 4.75”
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Corbie@Corbienest·
This didn’t work out as desired 😭
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@_imperfectfaith I told a very small number of people (immediate family & 1-2 friends) the truth and I asked them to fill others in as necessary. When someone asked me questions, I would direct them to one of those people. It helped a lot.
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Ryan Duff@ryancduff·
@SassySouthBlond Most of these guys are overseas trying to shift the discourse... somewhere in Europe. Just an observation ... had another guy screaming tonight and he was in like Switzerland or something
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Sassy Southern Blonde@SassySouthBlond·
When the birth rate drops by half this is why… don’t blame women.
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I know everyone is fussing about the heat, but I truly love it. It feels like a hug every time I go outside. I grew up spending every minute of the summer outside in 95 degree heat. This is perfect.
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Daughter of Wolves@Alicia_Bittle_·
I’m currently doing a postpartum “glow-up” after my 5th baby, but I need ideas… ✅ I’m losing weight/working out ✅ I went to an aesthetician and got a legit skincare routine ✅ I’m currently searching for a perfume I like What other basic things help you feel put together? What should I add?
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@CCTran1996 @Waffle_Mother My daughter is like that as well. She just inserts herself into the other kids business and starts sorting stuff out and barking orders, I have to tell her to back off. I definitely do not make her
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Mother of Waffles@Waffle_Mother·
I am 27 and the eldest daughter of four. We had a fine and normal childhood. Myself and sister had our own bedrooms and the two boys in between us shared. The extent of my responsibility as the oldest was to drive one or two of them to school for ~a year once I got my license. Can’t remember ever being in charge of much else, with regard to childcare. I want at least five of my own.
M. J. Pardon@pardon_mi

it's telling that she talked to parents, not kids. i wonder what eldest daughters in these dynamics would have to say once they're adults . . .

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@dumbandfunn When I don’t want alcohol but I’m out with friends, I order tonic water with lime because it looks & tastes nearly identical to a vodka tonic.
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Hannah@dumbandfunn·
I stopped drinking alcohol for four months just to test how it made me feel and now every kind of alcohol makes me extremely sick… that’s probably fine
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@mreasycredit @Corbienest I did listen to his full comment (all 90 seconds) & I think saying because he couldn’t do it once that no one else can without some supernatural explanation disregards people who routinely drag & carry other people. That seems arrogant to me.
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The Science™@mreasycredit·
@emser17 @Corbienest If you listen to his full comments (all 90 seconds of them) you will understand that what he's saying is the exact opposite of hubris.
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@_imperfectfaith The thing is, even IF that were true (& we know it’s not), you’re still allowed to choose to get divorced. You’re allowed to get divorced for petty & shallow reasons if you want to. He doesn’t get to decide if the reason is valid.
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