Emser
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Emser
@emser17
I like to laugh. I’m happiest outside. I like trees, dogs, books, baseball & college football.
GA Katılım Nisan 2014
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hey this is a very good hot weather recipe btw.
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/102407…
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@DuckieLouise @mothertide I like a silk pillowcase & a high pineapple with a soft scrunchy! My mom never managed to brush my hair except comb through it with a wide tooth comb when it was damp & had some conditioner. For the pool we just did a tight ponytail.
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@mothertide Hmmm I always braid, but perhaps for nighttime you could set her up with a silk pillowcase and just brush it out with a leave-in conditioner before bed?
For water play, maybe one of those hairy styles that’s hair tie heavy like this?


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@oliveegger I’ve just started blocking anyone who is mean or rude to my mutuals. I don’t want to hear it.
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@DietCoke_Esq I was appalled when I learned from my fiancé how he sees women’s hair & sees the new growth from the roots. He calls it “cabbage patch hair.” Also learned he can basically see down everyone’s shirts & most push-up bras cause a gap between the bra & your chest. Horrifying.
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Played with heightcomparison.com and now I’m checking the top of my head to make sure it looks good
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@_imperfectfaith Girl, I’m so sorry to say it takes a long time! And just when you think you’re past it you’ll find yourself profusely apologizing for something that isn’t your fault & you had no control over. Slowly but surely it will get better!!!
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My husband is the perfect amount taller than me. I can rest my head on his shoulder with ease.

✨️🌸American Soul🌸✨️@Lady_Broski
Height doxxing my fiancé and i
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@_imperfectfaith I told a very small number of people (immediate family & 1-2 friends) the truth and I asked them to fill others in as necessary. When someone asked me questions, I would direct them to one of those people. It helped a lot.
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@ryancduff @SassySouthBlond I feel like he should have been less angry coming from Switzerland.
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@SassySouthBlond Most of these guys are overseas trying to shift the discourse... somewhere in Europe. Just an observation ... had another guy screaming tonight and he was in like Switzerland or something
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@emser17 I’ve been using scent split! Tiny one oz bottles
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Chlorine. It instantly feels like home & relaxes me.
Amy ❯❯❯❯❯@absolutelyamyyy
What’s an unusual smell/scent you like? I’m not talking like vanilla or mint, I mean something unusual I love the smell of Germolene antiseptic cream 😍
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@Nyct0phil3_x @CCTran1996 @Waffle_Mother Someone has to be in charge!!!! Signed, an oldest daughter whose nickname was “bossy banana britches”
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@CCTran1996 @Waffle_Mother My daughter is like that as well. She just inserts herself into the other kids business and starts sorting stuff out and barking orders, I have to tell her to back off. I definitely do not make her
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I am 27 and the eldest daughter of four. We had a fine and normal childhood. Myself and sister had our own bedrooms and the two boys in between us shared. The extent of my responsibility as the oldest was to drive one or two of them to school for ~a year once I got my license. Can’t remember ever being in charge of much else, with regard to childcare.
I want at least five of my own.
M. J. Pardon@pardon_mi
it's telling that she talked to parents, not kids. i wonder what eldest daughters in these dynamics would have to say once they're adults . . .
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@Alicia_Bittle_ @ToriHar45141631 Depending on how your teeth are, I think whitening can make a big difference in appearance & boosting confidence!
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@ToriHar45141631 Wax, teeth whitening, Flouride, and all clothing, unless it’s organic, are endocrine disruptors
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@dumbandfunn When I don’t want alcohol but I’m out with friends, I order tonic water with lime because it looks & tastes nearly identical to a vodka tonic.
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