thought control

I was meming long before you were born, kid.

@jiyunaJP Started watching thinking it would be over any second. Then I scrolled and saw it was THIRTY MINUTES lmaooooo

This just put the biggest smile on my face. Tim and Eric (and everyone involved) are the greatest comedians of my generation; nothing else comes close to me.

@max_headgame It doesn’t take more thinking to put in a completely unrelated word to fish for the letters you need.

now learning that wordle has something called “hard mode” which appears to be a version of wordle that requires less thinking. interesting!

no sympathy for people who do the worldle like this. just a fundamental misunderstanding of what game you’re playing. pathetic

@19fender84 @_nomadic_soul Oh I didn’t realize your ears only work in utero as long as you aren’t going to be aborted.

He lived for 9 months listening to his mother's voice, feeling loved by her and also his father and siblings around him. He was sustained for all that time and was able to feel a physical embrace from the people who expected to meet him for so long. Abort him means pain and loneliness in the womb, very sad end if you ask me.

I personally can’t imagine giving birth to a child whose only experience in life would be pain and death, just so I could feel better about myself on some fucked up moral level?

@Knoxlington @dieworkwear Next you’ll be saying they don’t own that tiny mustache

@dieworkwear You guys are going to have to move on from nazi’s at some point. They don’t own armbands lmao

Menswear expert here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

@legitgabriel74 @RightWingCope Imagine thinking getting punched in the face is a win

@RightWingCope Backfired? Dude got a couple of queens to lose their shit and commit felony assault because they got so mad about facts

unemployed maga chuds get their shit kicked in by a gay dude after their ragebait tiktok backfired 😭

@NickFreiling @jzux Outlaw prediction markets

@jzux It is, but nobody really cares. How could you enforce a ban on this kind of "insider trading," anyways? Nobody has a right to prediction markets that aren't influenced by the sometimes-hundreds of people who have advance knowledge of an event.

can someone answer a maybe dumb question for me about Polymarket / Kalshi / prediction markets? how is it not causing its own version of rampant insider trading? like, if you have inside info something is about to happen, can’t you bet on it and make $$$?

@ObeseMonkey27 @Trevise57 @bilbosfootcomb inflicting physical pain on a toddler is a great way to make them cry less 🙄 and it makes you feel like a big strong man too

My daughter had a 45 minute screaming meltdown yesterday because we wouldn’t let her have a real knife

@Trevise57 @bilbosfootcomb Sometimes nothing works. They just can’t get X thing off their mind. It’s not an everyday thing.

@bilbosfootcomb im i stupid? 45 minutes seems like alot. 10 minutes is a meltdown, 20 is pushing it. 45? hows a kid even screaming for that long. course i dont remember being so young, but my parents wouldve found some way to shut me up or console me.

@MAGALIBTARDS @maryarchived You must be pretty dumb if you think that’s the only thing that constitutes a paternal instinct.

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@ZoeGutier “Etched” in a 6-year-old’s mind “for decades”

Ayer, mi sobrina de 6 años desmontó en 10 segundos lo que millones de adultos no se atreven a decir sobre DISNEY. Le encanta La Sirenita. La de siempre. La del cuento. La de dibujos. Ibamos a ver la versión de 2023. A los pocos minutos me mira y pregunta: “¿Por qué es negra?” Le dije lo típico, pasando de líos: “Porque hay muchas sirenitas, de muchos colores.” Se queda callada. Pensando. Y luego me suelta: “Entonces esa no es Ariel.” "Yo quiero ver La Sirenita original." Intenté que colara. No hubo manera. Se cruza de brazos: “Quiero ver la de verdad.” Quitamos la película. Y volvimos a ver la de dibujos. Ella se quedó tan feliz. Pero yo me quedé incómoda. Porque igual el problema no es “la falta de educación” de la gente. Igual es que cuando cambias algo que lleva décadas en la cabeza de todos, no estás “actualizando” nada… estás rompiendo la historia. O peor: Reciclando lo de siempre para vender un mensaje nuevo, en vez de crear algo desde cero. Y si hasta una niña nota que “no es lo mismo”… ¿De verdad esto es progreso o solo marketing disfrazado? Tú qué piensas: ¿El problema es la gente… o lo que nos están intentando vender?

@DrStevenPhD @JWonggg @JustinWhang Extra saying “Let’s go, Chun-Li!”

@JWonggg @JustinWhang Brother I don’t know how to tell you this but I saw an advanced screening through telekinesis and the whole sequence is in there

If Chun Li gets parried by Ken I am legit leaving for sure

@JWonggg My thought when watching the trailer was they’re for sure going to do this to you, specifically

@cturnbull1968 The SECOND homes of hard working everyday people? Most of them are struggling to get a first one, dumdum

If he can tax the second homes of millionaires, that are worth $5M or more, that means it’s only a matter of time before he goes after the second homes of average, hard working, everyday Americans that are barely making it. Diabolical.

robotNoize song of the week! Ninajirachi - iPod Touch youtu.be/MxekyGtqcNE The whole album is good. Lots of joy and fun and love in there

@ToMMs_69 @atxREpodcast @data_atx You raise your taxes to get more/better services from the city. More parks/better roads/faster services, etc

@atxREpodcast @data_atx I never understand the folks who vote to raise their own taxes. For me, the answer is always know.

Interesting. So taxpayers say no to a single tax increase. And voila, the City makes cuts and fixes the budget deficit themselves. This is a learning lesson. If we continually agree to fork up money, they will take it with open arms. If we say no mas, they make do. It’s easy

@atxREpodcast This isn’t the big gotcha you’re thinking it is. Ofc with less money coming in, the city’s going to cut/rebalance what it has.

@dylanmatt The voice of A generation

@WhiteHouse It’s like they use AI for everything to piss me, specifically, off on purpose

They earned it. They deserve it. NO TAX ON SOCIAL SECURITY! The golden age for seniors' golden years. 🇺🇸

@FoxNews All my homies hate the GOP

“I hate Republicans.” Far-left streamer Hasan Piker doubling down on his attacks against conservatives, labeling the Republican Party as “the biggest domestic terrorist” in the United States during a recent podcast appearance. This comes just days after Piker was on the campaign trail with Michigan Democrat Abdul El-Sayed, who is running for U.S. Senate.

@yoenis37 @Variety This doesn’t read like throwing him under the bus at all. Everyone is always so bad faith with her.

@Variety Fucking slander if you ask me. Why throw him under the bus 10+ years later

Lena Dunham alleges Adam Driver "hurled a chair at the wall next to me" when she forgot her lines during #Girls rehearsals. "Adam screamed, ‘F*CKING SAY SOMETHING... WAKE THE F*CK UP. I’M SICK OF WATCHING YOU JUST STARE'... I said my lines correctly after that." “I reasoned that the intensity of his anger at me, anger that could make him spit and throw things, was proportionate to the intensity of our creative connection. One day in his dressing room, as I apologized for a perceived slight I couldn’t remember committing, he got close to my face and hissed, ‘Never forget that I know you. I really fucking know you.’ ‘What do you know?’ I yelped. ‘You don’t go to parties. You love animals. And you hate being whispered about.’ And he was right.” variety.com/2026/tv/global…