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@HaimBender @willahmed @WHOOP How many of those years have you been single? 😂🤔

@willahmed @WHOOP Can you make it nice looking, like better then a watch, now that you have all that money. I hate taking it of whenever I go on dates 3y lawyal customer here

BREAKING: WHOOP RAISES $575M AT $10.1B VALUATION  I am pleased to announce that we’ve raised $575M at a $10.1B valuation to accelerate our mission of unlocking human performance and healthspan globally. This round was led by Collaborative Fund with participation from 2PointZero Group, Qatar Investment Authority (QIA), Mubadala Investment Company, Abbott, Mayo Clinic, Macquarie Capital, Glade Brook, B-Flexion, IVP, Foundry, Accomplice, Affinity Partners, Promus Ventures, and Bullhound Capital alongside a group of individual investors including Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, Rory McIlroy, Virgil van Dijk, and Mathieu van der Poel. This investor group and this moment reflect a powerful evolution underway for Whoop and the broader healthcare market. Whoop was born in performance - trusted by the best athletes in the world to train, recover, and compete at the highest level. That foundation remains core to who we are. You see that in the iconic athlete investors joining this round.  But it also represents our push into broader health.  In the past 12 months, WHOOP has received medical clearances, launched blood testing, and created a platform that has saved lives. Abbott and Mayo Clinic - two of the most respected and influential institutions in global healthcare - are now investors in Whoop. These are organizations that have shaped modern medicine. Their decision to partner with us is a clear validation of where our technology is headed. Healthcare systems around the world are reactive. For too long, they have waited for people to get sick, then intervene. Chronic disease is rising and costs continue to climb. At Whoop, we believe the future looks fundamentally different. We are building the most powerful, personal, preventive health platform in the world - powered by continuous biometric data, advanced analytics, and AI to help people understand their bodies and improve their health in real time. I am grateful to our team, our members, and our partners for believing in this vision. I’ve been building this company for 14 years and I’ve never been more excited for the future.

@BTCBreadMan You aren't telling him anything he doesn't know...

My best friend is 36 years old. His wife is pretty, but she’s big. Like, really big. He’s being patient with her because she’s dieting and exercising, but she’s only lost a couple lbs in 6 months despite being in a “calorie deficit”. How do I explain to him that it’s impossible to stay fat on a calorie deficit, and that she’s obviously lying to him?

@thefipro @WOLF_Financial How much do his lizard overlords take also

@WOLF_Financial Pre-tax $1.59B vs. hot dog cost ignores taxes—how much actually clears his account? positioning over narrative

Mark Zuckerberg currently owns 342.1 Million shares of $META stock Meta just paid out its $0.525 per share quarterly dividend That means Zuckerberg just got a $179.6 Million dividend check This is the 9th quarter of Meta paying a dividend and Mark Zuckerberg has now received a total of $1.59 Billion (Pre tax) from dividends on his Meta shares For anyone curious, $1.59B is enough to buy 1.06 BILLION Costco Hot Dog combos

@raberos89 @BitcoinNewsCom I hear prison works well

@BitcoinNewsCom This just sounds like a regular mortgage with additional collateral and higher rates. The only benefit I can see is that it prevents you from panic selling your BTC. But I'm sure there are less expensive ways to do that.

COINBASE: NO MARGIN CALLS FOR BITCOIN-BACKED MORTGAGES Coinbase says its crypto-backed mortgages will carry rates around 0.5% to 1.5% higher than a standard 30-year, depending on borrower profile. Loans feature no margin calls or collateral top-ups. BTC price drops do not change loan terms or trigger liquidation. Collateral is only at risk after 60 days of missed payments, aligning with traditional mortgage standards.

@LostBarney7 @Hayekolyte @BitcoinNewsCom Besides the Bitcoin...?

@Hayekolyte @BitcoinNewsCom I presume it’s because you wouldn’t have to put up a downpayment.

@elonmusk Why are these videos so bad tho?

@elonmusk Not even a good video...

@pepecorbillon @InsiderGeo Should be light work then

@InsiderGeo Kharg Island is an (empty) warehouse and cargo terminal, not an oil field. Taking it means you have no control.

NEW: Israeli sources are increasingly pointing to a possible U.S. ground operation against Iran, likely limited and focused on Kharg Island and the Strait of Hormuz. The objective would be clear: hit Iran’s oil lifeline and force Tehran back to the table.

@ORv199498 @FelixJu04261905 @CBSNews @POTUS @SecWar Look at past Iran attacks, the media knew about everyone of them. It keeps blowing my mind, makes the whole thing feel fake.

@FelixJu04261905 @CBSNews Who the fuck is that person leaking information to the fake news? @POTUS @SecWar

BREAKING: The Pentagon is preparing detailed plans for a possible U.S. ground force deployment in Iran, sources say. cbsn.ws/4bsFiCw

@Trog1odyte @CBSNews If the Iran war has taught me anything, it's that the key to a good attack is letting the media/world know ahead of time. We've made an announcement before every move we've made 🤦‍♂️

@CBSNews They have plans for EVERYTHING. It’s like reporting someone went to the bathroom and making it out like they’ve just done something inconceivable. THEY’RE PLANS. You expect them to just “wing it”? Your constant fear porn is exhausting.

@levellre @Polymarket Both sides go all-out for Daddy Israel.

@Polymarket Yall… even if you are a supporter of him can you not see how chaotic he is?

BREAKING: Trump says the U.S. does not use the Strait of Hormuz, and does not need it.

@TheAntiGrift @Coinvo I have a job... Why was it a scam?

@Coinvo Lmfao. Sure he does. I don’t believe a damn thing he says anymore. Just like no tax on overtime was a scam.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 President Donald Trump wants to eliminate taxes for anyone who makes less than $150,000 a year.

@KhnHoward @NICKIMINAJ Senate passed a bill that Trump signed into law. What more do you want?

@NICKIMINAJ How do you rationalize not RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES that the entire country wants — when you were elected by the people for the people to represent the people…?

Do politicians realize it will be the beginning of the end for them if the #SaveAmericaAct doesn’t pass? I think they believe it would just be a little gotcha moment toward Trump & that they’ll ride off happily into the sunset cheating, lying, committing more fraud & prioritizing their new illegal immigrant base over their own citizens. Do they not realize the ppl have now seen behind the curtain & that can’t be undone? It will create a monster that they can’t defeat. How do you rationalize not passing a bill that the entire country wants — when you were elected by the people for the people to represent the people…? I don’t think they’ve thought it out. Perhaps they should rethink 💭

@cryptodylnews Did anyone get the bank's approvals?

🔔🇺🇸JUST IN: U.S Senators have officially reached a deal with the White House to resolve cryptocurrency stablecoin yield dispute with banks. This is huge news for crypto innovation in America

@TinaBurns1316 @gregkellyusa 😂😂 9/11 is the reason we attacked Russia too isn't it?

@gregkellyusa Joe Kent said… Iran is no threat to the US.

What a Self-Serving JERK. This JOE KENT character walks out on his COUNTER-TERRORISM job after America has had FOUR terror attacks in a single MONTH? He has “concerns” about Iran? JOE KENT was supposed to SERVE the People. INSTEAD he makes a Nasty political Maneuver bc he wants to “be somebody” in a post Trump world. Aint happening. He will lose, just like he LOST a very winnable congressional Seat. I am so Furious with these Selfish “out for themselves” People!!!

@gregkellyusa Is counter terrorism when you attack someone and they attack you back? Asking for a friend.

@RepJoshG Lol obviously Daddy Israel calls the shots

Joe Kent resigning and immediately pivoting to blaming Israel for everything is as predictable as it is unserious. Scapegoating Israel isn’t just a tired antisemitic trope – it’s anti-American. This is a guy with ties to white supremacists and has “PANZER” tattooed on his arm, referring to a Nazi tank infamously used in crimes against Jews. Kent's reduction of Iran to “Israel’s fault” isn’t leadership, it’s bigoted deflection.

@RepJoshG 😂😂😂

@mattvanswol How many yea's to pass it?

🚨#BREAKING: North Carolina Senator, Thom Tillis COMPLETELY MISSED THE VOTE on the motion to move forward the SAVE Act. He didn’t show up. Absolutely unbelievable.

@GrantCardone @realDonaldTrump Daddy Israel says no

I trust @realDonaldTrump to do the right thing and get us out of Iran.