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I rarely laugh out loud, but this had me laughing so hard.😂😅😂😅
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Badass redhead 👩🏻🦰 drummer 🎶🥁surfer 🏄♀️ archer 🏹 grandma 👵 too badass to list everything 🧡 oh, and I added writer ✍️ to the badassery.
Florida, USA Katılım Ekim 2021
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This is brilliant.
Trevor Donovan HQ@TrevDon
Amazing! 😂 Very clever 👏 well done! Wonder if they won . 🏆
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@bburdge @esjesjesj Oh, let the kid wander. And if we forget to leave out the bread crumbs, he’ll find some fraudulent ones somewhere.
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Nick Shirley is violating OFAC regulations in this video by staying in the Hotel Nacional de Cuba, which is on the U.S. State Department’s Cuba Prohibited Accommodations List
state.gov/cuba-sanctions…
Nick shirley@nickshirleyy
🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba... I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down. Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned. The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.
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@RadioFreeTom @reedgalen Diplomacy. A word he never learned and certainly won’t now.
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A small thing, but removing the olive branches from the eagle's talons on the Great Seal is a sign of an insecure and adolescent conception of what it means to be a great power. There's a reason the founders put those olive branches there.
diplomacy.state.gov/the-great-seal/
Department of War 🇺🇸@DeptofWar
ANNOUNCEMENT:
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@MAGACult2 @SueSuezep I ask this for the thousandth time, what’s the hold up? Give us names and let’s start prosecuting.
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MAGA, SHE JUST GAVE AWAY THE GAME. MTG just admitted that Trump demanded the files stay unreleased.
NOW WHAT MAGA?!?! NOW WHAT?!
She's lying, right? Nope, she's not. That thing that's absolutely unthinkable, it's true. You're defending PDFs.
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan
Holy shit guys
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@ArtCandee @smc429 Guess that’s what the dude’s into. He paid for it.
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All the money in the world and Lauren Sanchez Bezos still looks like a plastic Mar-a-Lago ho at the Met Gala.
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@grantstern @HeatherThomasAF Dude. The elderly don’t clear Benzos out of their systems well at all.
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Is it normal to fall asleep standing up during a press event?
#askingforacountry
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump's face is drooping and he's struggling to keep his eyes open while Kelly Loeffler speaks
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@ProjectLincoln @sandibachom So, great. If he has anything to do with any operations, there goes that casino.
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It's all one big grift.
He's getting richer by the minute, and he's done nothing to help you.
Claire Heddles@claireheddles
Palm Beach and a Trump company reached a tentative trademark deal to rename PBI -Airport stores can only buy branded merchandise from Trump org approved retailers -Gives Trump veto power over any biographical info in airport marketing materials miamiherald.com/news/politics-…
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@middleageriot He’s everything you listed,
and then some..👇🏽
ML Smith@maria48308
“American rot shoved into an ill fitted suit.” Fucking nailed it.
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Donald Trump is not simply stupid. His idiocy is a complex system of ignorance, narcissism, and xenophobia, wrapped in a web of insecurity and covered by a thick layer of self-loathing, afloat in a spiraling, ever-widening miasma of dumb.
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How could Wisconsin elect both Tammy Baldwin & this raving idiot?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Sen. Ron Johnson: "Democrats want to turn America into a one party nation. They'll turn DC and Puerto Rico into states. They'll nationalize our elections -- automatic registration, mail in balloting. So we need to stop them."
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@RobinSpringer64 @DanDaley @CarlosGSmith How is ignoring the ten-year rule okay? ignoring any new census data, which is a requisite to start? how many other priorities are being ignored so they can rig this? Desantis’ office is doing this. Not any bipartisan entity. It’s blatant cheating. learned this from Rick Perry. ?
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actually I took government classes in college. I know a lot about redistricting.
I also know a lot about what is unconstitutional.
Carved out gerrymandered maps based on skin color is blatantly racist and 100% unconstitutional.
that's where the Supreme Court eliminated them
Let me educate you lib
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Biggest Changes:
FL-14: 🔵 Safe D -> 🔴 Lean R
FL-9 🔵 Likely D -> 🔴 Likely R
FL-22: 🔵 Safe D -> 🔴 Lean R
FL-25: 🔵 Safe D -> 🟡 Tossup
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Another grift opportunity for the President - paid for and approved by the Republican Florida Legislature.
Claire Heddles@claireheddles
Palm Beach and a Trump company reached a tentative trademark deal to rename PBI -Airport stores can only buy branded merchandise from Trump org approved retailers -Gives Trump veto power over any biographical info in airport marketing materials miamiherald.com/news/politics-…
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@doggintrump Hopefully this illegal map will be held up in court too long for anything to actually happen.
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Gas is $6 a gallon in Florida
You can rig this shit all you want. Ya'll are fucked
VoteHub@VoteHub
BREAKING — Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has signed the new congressional map into law. The map could net Republicans +4 seats in the midterm elections.
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@JOKAQARMY1 It’s amazing these people get from point a to point b on a daily basis.
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Why did Trump fight the release of the Epstein Files.
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@Suzierizzo1 Isn’t our semiquincentennial, or whatever we’re calling it, in like two months? Is this gonna end up being mini-Stonehenge like Spinal Tap? Please say YES!
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Trump is now trying to have a Arch built he’s calling the Independence Arch which will cost around $100 million dollars or potentially higher given its scale of 250 feet tall which will be twice the height of the Lincoln Memorial.Guess who will be paying for this EGO trip!
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@WUTangKids 👏👏👏👏🏆 yep, greed has won and we’re not doing a damn thing about it.
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Tonight is the #MetGala….they call it "The Biggest Night in Fashion"….it is being hosted by Jeff Bezos this year….last night a powerful message from Mary Hill, a 72-year old Amazon warehouse worker in NC, was projected on his $120M Manhattan penthouse
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Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Donald Trump texted me that if my son gets killed, I deserve it because I was a traitor to him. I’d probably get put in jail if I released the texts. That’s our president. That’s the man who says MAGA is everything he wants it to be.
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@RobinSpringer64 @DanDaley @CarlosGSmith Oh my friend, sorry I’m not calling names, but here we go. Redistricting was not your strong sub-sect of study in Government class, was it? If you need some help remedially, let me know. Bless your heart.
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@DanDaley @CarlosGSmith my woke liberal hi my friend,
You've been grifting on racist skin color districts all over the south for decades.
The Supreme Court just ended carved out democrat districts based on skin color
Which is blatantly unconstitutional
And Florida is 😉 just returning the favor
Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
IT’S OFFICIAL! DeSantis just signed Florida’s new congressional map into law. Republicans are expected to gain 4 seats
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@ErlineP @nerdypursuit “Some immigrants and some settlers” wtf is he even talking about? Everyone who is not considered indigenous are both those. 🤦♀️ JFC, and this guy is educated. But so willing to bend truths for power.
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@nerdypursuit The sparkle in his eyes is one reason I think he can beat JD Vance. I've pointed out before that JD's deep-set eyes make him look villainous. x.com/JDVanceFans2/s…
JD Vance Fans🇺🇸@JDVanceFans2
🚨AMAZING: VP JD Vance drops a bombshell on CBS CBS Host: "This is a country founded by immigrants." JD Vance: "Just because we were founded by immigrants doesn't mean that 240 years later we have to have the dumbest immigration policy in the world." What’s your opinion ?
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"If I didn't think it was worth challenging somebody, if I didn't respect them enough to challenge them, there would be no energy there.
I actually like going in there and sparring with people I disagree with."
- Pete Buttigieg
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@Axaxia88 Sweet, but did he just toss the entanglement right back in the water?
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A man saw a goose trapped in the freezing cold water. Without hesitation, he took off his clothes and jumped straight into the icy water to rescue it.
Not all heroes wear capes 💖
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