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@nikitabier Piggati

@Bane_Brock @benji_wambura 😂 mzee

@benji_wambura the lady talking must be a fat woman

Tukue serious kidogo! What are you buying here? Impact both front and rear, That price is also crazy

@benji_wambura @bonge_ik Hii ukipata accident ni sayuni straight

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

@OfulaMiriga Bootstrap my guy, getting vc $$ on what you are doing is gonna be hard

Of things we've been meaning to say for a while now. I can’t seem to get any Nairobi VCs for Q-Casa. Everytime you hear about a Kenyan startup having raised X$ in funding, it's white guys or green tech ed tech founders. No VC out there is really trying to fund a search engine?

@Emzyl_ He is a legend at city

Why is a Bayern manager getting so involved in all of this?? Kinda feel this is very very disrespectful to Bayern

VCs to get hit by 15% LEVY on EXITS.🤯 This will TANK FUNDING, How do these people reason They are already KILLING BUSINESSES and now they are going for STARTUPS what a shame Do you increase KRA revenue by killing businesses ? 😬 via @TechCabal techcabal.com/2026/05/25/new…

@Jwicey @StanleyMasinde_ Do you have a successful one, or show me one

@0necontroller @StanleyMasinde_ Skill issue mzee

Guys. Can we do opensource cab hailing services to rival Uber? India did a similar thing. The reason why I think we can win, is that, we’ll not be profit driven like Uber. We take as little as possible. It could b subscription based or a very modest take per trip. Enough to run the services and maybe fund a co-working space. Another angle I’m seeing is that, it could give an opportunity to new devs to get a hands on experience. This could be SDE, support, analytics etc. Just some crazy shower thoughts. Just a conversation.

@vanshyadav1408 That’s bad, such people are pushing lots of devs off open source

Open source is fun until someone fork and add a paywall.

I went down a deep rabbit hole trying to reproduce the "Spiral Kernels" (SKCNN) paper that was being discussed. As a complete non-expert in ML (just a curious person), I wanted to see if the claims held up. Here’s what I found after multiple attempts 👇

@Kirembu @monster0x0000 Yeah this one you can achieve natively Most modern mobile phones support on devices speech to text, which would work okay with simple everyday words

@monster0x0000 @0necontroller LoL Good point. I'm not implementing the whole microphone array thing... Was hoping to learn how speech detections works. In some fintech areas saying the word "Paybill" should be as loud as a gun going off 😅

@Kirembu @monster0x0000 😂🙌🙌

@Kirembu The thing is it does sound analysis right?

@Kirembu For accuracy I wouldn’t bet anything close to 50% I’m not an ai/ml guy but For you to triangulate anything you will need more than 2 receivers ..to gain accuracy. Using a single mic , would be hard and accuracy is out of question. If phones had multiple microphones then maybe

@kirinyetbrian I even went to the extent of building some from source but there were too many package conflicts. Some sources required an older python version and 26.04 has the newer one Niligive up nikaachana nayo

@0necontroller Same problem here some php extensions and packages are still not available

Upgraded to Ubuntu 26.04 😭😂

@fidexcode This is a farmer, Don’t engage

But WordPress devs are better than frontend devs if we are being sincere

@pcshipp 3 day trial Costs you less Value++

In my app, 3 users purchased the 7-day free trial subscription They used it continuously for 6 days, then on the 7th day all of them cancelled the subscription As a solo founder, this hurts How do you handle this situation?