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@Tuteth_ @megaeth Can I get a code?

Today we launch the first Uniswap V4 Token on @megaeth via MegaAGNT. You will be able to trade $HOMIE with or without an agent directly from the swap page. To everyone participating in MegaAGNT: it's still in beta, expect some potential bugs and edge cases. $HOMIE will only trade on MegaAGNT as we are the only platform on MegaETH to support V4 contracts. Launch will be between 10am and 12pm EDT. Exact time coming soon. If you want a code to trade via agent, LMK.

@real_dr_pump @OffshoreOnMega @Arron_finance @hitdotone I found a bug, dm me if you wanna see

Offshore @OffshoreOnMega is the MegaETH on-chain game that’s been blowing up recently. I’ve been having a ton of fun playing it with @Arron_finance and his community :) Like other MegaETH dapps such as @hitdotone, I think the biggest innovation of this category is introducing ultra-high leverage as a slot-machine-like primitive. Under the hood, the game has a lot of clever design. But the docs and frontend also hide many of the details. On one hand, it genuinely feels like a Web3 game with a Web2-level user experience. On the other hand, that makes it harder for pro players to study the game’s numbers and mechanics. I spent a full day reverse-engineering the game’s math and underlying design with AI, learning how Offshore uses MegaETH’s unique features to bring the game on-chain. I’ve decided to share the results as a dashboard. As a pro player, there are a few features you definitely don’t want to miss 💡 1️⃣ Optimal Asset Calculator Still struggling with a pile of gear and no idea how to combine it to maximize your money-laundering power? Click “Enterprise Optimization” to calculate the optimal setup in one click. At its core, this is similar to a knapsack problem. 2️⃣ Gacha Assistant This is the most addictive part of Offshore. Everyone is chasing gold-tier gear, but the drop rate is extremely low. Each enterprise needs 6 pieces of gold gear. Some people in the group have spent hundreds of thousands of $DIRTY just to reach a perfect setup. Go to the “Gacha Assistant” page at the top to calculate the expected number of pulls, so you know what kind of spending you’re mentally signing up for 🤣 You can also click “Compute $DIRTY spent” on the leaderboard to see how much the top whales have spent in total. 3️⃣ Quantified Player Info Whether it’s your mining stats or your current laundering efficiency, everything is displayed precisely in quantitative terms. No more playing the game half-blind. Just click “Player Profile”. 4️⃣ Global Player and Enterprise Leaderboards The default in-game leaderboard shows very limited data. Our dashboard lets you see through the fog and directly study what top players are doing, so you can understand the gap in progression between yourself and them. Check “Player Ranking”. We also added a separate enterprise leaderboard, where you can see the strongest individual enterprises by laundering power. Right now, only three players in the entire game have surpassed 1,000M power. Check “Enterprise Ranking”. 5️⃣ Operation Predictor Running operations is essentially taking an ultra-high-leverage long on ETH, so timing matters and is directly tied to ETH volatility. The best time to run an operation depends on the price of $DIRTY and the current market trend. Check “Operation Predictor”. Finally, huge thanks to @yangl1996 for the insanely powerful RPC. I’ve never seen a public RPC on any chain feel this smooth. Invite link: app.offshoreprotocol.fun/?ref=K7XH8Y Dashboard: offshorequant.xyz @megamafia @dstvsy @madjarx

After only losses in the weekend I'm finally getting a successful laundry. Top tech, big money laundering only at @OffshoreOnMega

Am I doing this right? @Ritmir11 It looks nice

@Tuteth_ @megaeth I need a code 🔥

Massive MegaAGNT Updates V1. 1. AGNT remembers FOREVER, persistent semantic memory, all things @megaeth. 3. Privy based wallets - your keys, your tokens 4. Toggle instant buy/sell or Inline chat cards with transaction approval system for boomers who don't wanna give full access 5. Intelligent Multi LLM model, auto selects the best model for the request, (claude, codex, gemini, grok) 6. Pro Plan for all features 7. Updated Agent performance, and guardrails 8. Updated Events tab, never miss a thing on megaETH (the devs favourite feature, see below) We have more codes, who wants in?

@Tuteth_ @megaeth Can't send u a dm but happy to get involved

I'm so excited to announce MegaAGNT Beta is live for testing. If you don't know what MegaAGNT is - It's the go-to AI companion for everything @megaeth. > Deep data knowledge of the terminal, campaigns, and tech. > On-chain skills to swap and buy. > Launch your own tokens and AI agent market maker. > Collect fees on launches. > Event page to keep you up to date on all things megaETH. > No more looking for alpha — your agent knows all things MegaETH. We have limited Beta invite codes to give out. If you want in let me know!

MEGA TGE APRIL 30, 2026

You already know I'm obsessed with @megaeth and AI. So I built something: MegaAGNT. Your own personal AI agent that helps you participate in the campaign that's about to drop, and everything else on Mega. There's already a growing agent economy forming on megaETH, and I want everyone to be able to participate. So I built the rails so anyone can plug in. MegaAGNT does it all. Aggregates the top megaETH content on X into one chat so nothing slips past you. Full on-chain skills baked in, including token launching, AI economy game launching, and more. Think of it like your own personal quant, but cracked and plugged into everything on megaETH. Sign up now → free agent, guaranteed when we go live. (Helps me size compute.) Building on megaETH? Separate signup to wire your protocol into our agents.

If you're in crypto, pivot to remote drone piloting. @megacorphq

@CryptoKaleo Flash loans only exist for people to exploit, it's one of the biggest tools that gets abused repeatedly every since it got introduced. Remind me again, why do we have this?

20 days ago a fresh wallet received $50.4M USDT from Binance. Just a bit ago, they swapped the entire amount for 327 AAVE worth ~$36K routed through CoW Protocol via Sushiswap. They paid $154K per AAVE. In the same block, an MEV bot immediately flash borrowed $29M WETH from Morpho, bought AAVE via Bancor @ fair value, and dumped the AAVE into the Sushiswap pool, repayed the flash loan, and pocketed $9.9M.

@ripchillpill He didn't create the polymarket prediction, he put teasers many times in the past nothing went wrong, so he prolly won't be putting out any teasers anymore Degens be degens

the last “hero” died yesterday no because he made a mistake but because what he did was intentional zach knowingly created a situation where: • the accused party could profit • the party paying him could profit • he could profit (besides getting paid) *all at the expense of the public he sometimes loves to say he cares about if you genuinely believe he didn’t understand what would happen the moment he teased this… you’re lying to yourself this wasn’t accidental chaos one of the last figures people associated with “some level of moral anchor” in crypto just blurred that line completely there’s no right or wrong anymore it’s a free for all now so behave accordingly

Just joined the waitlist for Protogrid AI-powered algorithmic grids by @nucleo_art Free on Ethereum. nucleo0x.art/protogrid?addr…

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We know it too. A chain is nothing without apps, which is why we have @megamafia (our accelerator) and pour considerable effort into bringing new/unique/different apps to market. If you want a shortlist; @hellotradeapp - Robinhood onchain by ex Blackrock @userocket_app - new take on prediction markets @Euphoria_fi - tap trading @hitdotone - extreme defi in gamified package @blitzo - gamified payments @Showdown_TCG - gaming tcg be top Hearthstone/MtG players @TopStrikeIO - Real-time soccer speculation @avon_xyz - lending CLOB (first of its kind)

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Summoning my favourite protocols @Uniswap @opensea @SushiSwap to join the movement! ETHGas is introducing the Open Gas Initiative, eliminating gas fees from the end-user experience Learn more: ethgas.com/open-gas/ x.com/ethgasofficial…

Instead of building their own tools internally, the Doordash CEO started a new company called Giga ML that he owns with Garry Tan and Sam Altman. They hired Indian H1B slaves to run the company and then gave them the exclusive doordash contract. Instead of building the tools cheaply internally, they built a Jewish extraction mechanism to funnel the doordash money to their Indian patsies so they can extract that cold hamburger money from you once again to fund more of their scams. Giga raised over $60m off this one contract. Strange! Especially when the Giga product could be built internally for under $1m. In fact, most modern LLMs can do it right out the box. But why do that when you can cut insider deals, falsely inflate MRR, and rob the next round of investors? It's gonna be a free hundred bagger for them while your automated doordash refunds now have to go thru an Indian customer service company who will fuck you. Who will pay for this? Our boomer parents whose pensions passively buy DASH. In a few years once they sell all their equity they will declare bankruptcy and rotate the doordash contract to the next batch of Indians who promise a slightly better tech. Why invest all this money on Giga ML at the end of the year? Because it lowers their overall tax burden and hides the capital gains they made all year. You don't hate these people enough.

@jonbma We're not talking once or twice here. There's a clear pattern here, you thief.

This was an honest mistake. We support over 5000 metrics in our backend, of which the following 7 metrics were misattributed (0.15% of all metrics) TVL - Tron - OP - Avalanche - Stacks DEX volume - Cardano - Stacks - Tron We do not ever intend to pass off others’ data as our own. We are fixing attribution of these metrics ASAP. All these metrics are available to download for free on our frontend and we make these metrics available and open to anyone consistent with the open data ethos. See the update for Cardano Spot Volume 👇

KuCoin took responsibility for my $300K liquidation and after a month of “we’ll fix it,” here’s what they finally offered me: To recover the money they caused me to lose, I need to generate: $700,000,000 to $1,000,000,000+ in referral trading volume so I can “earn it back” in commissions. Yes - their solution to a wrongful liquidation is: “Bring us a billion dollars in volume so you can fix our mistake.” Let that sink in. This wasn’t a normal loss. It wasn’t bad trading. It wasn’t a degen gamble gone wrong. It was a liquidation caused by broken infrastructure: KuCoin acknowledged all of this. They took responsibility. They told me they would work with me to resolve it. In the past month, I’ve done everything on my side, days of back and forth messaging and even took 2 IRL meetings with Kucoin. And after all that? Not even the fees I paid are refundable unless I bring them nine to ten figures worth of volume. If this is how an exchange handles a case they admit fault on, imagine how many users get brushed off when the situation isn’t escalated. I’m still waiting for a real resolution.

Not my proudest achievement