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@MatrixMysteries Just imagine being stupid enough to believe this is real 😂 JFC you 30% Dead Ender Club members are fucking stupid.

This woman regularly spends around $3,000 a trip on EBT at the grocery store. She says she has seven kids and calls it her “EBT unlimited card” because of how much she receives each month. Taxpayers are funding a program plagued by fraud and waste.

@ExxAlerts Execute the driver.

ALERT: 72-year-old man arrested for hitting a group of cyclists after honking and heckling them for taking over the road in Georgia. Jerry Ross was driving when he pulled up behind a group of 10 cyclists in the road. He began honking and heckling the cyclists, and one of them started filming. Ross then sped around them while laying on the horn and hit 2 of the cyclists, causing minor injuries, before driving away. Ross, when confronted by police about the incident, blamed the cyclists for taking up the road and causing the collision. He was arrested and is charged with two counts of aggravated assault, hit and run, and reckless driving.

Was that comedian @sammorril recovering a foul ball at Wrigley?

@SickoftheC @MehekCooke @EWErickson Exactly. She's a true dummy.

@MehekCooke @EWErickson The Strait is being REOPENED It was OPEN before and oil was $65, with gas being $2.98 Stop acting like this is some genius move We are heading back to where we already were After spending 10’s of BILLIONS and Consumers paying $300 million extra PER DAY in the US for gas

Every foreign policy genius who spent a decade collecting paychecks to tell us Iran was untouchable just watched a real estate developer from Queens reopen the waterway that moves a third of the world's oil. The credential class should be embarrassed into silence.

@MehekCooke Let me sum up your argument in a metaphor even a braindead MAGA like yourself can understand: This is tantamount to slamming your own nuts in a car door then bragging when you manage to stitch up your own ballsack. Way to go MAGA!

BREAKING: Megyn Kelly on MAGA: Megyn Kelly: “After 14 years inside Fox News, I’m exposing what viewers refuse to see—how the network morphed from news into a propaganda machine designed purely to cheerlead wars, worship Trump, and feed you manufactured rage instead of facts.” Truth.

@st_lindner @MrE2232 @Khanstillday This is the most German reply I’ve ever seen. 🙂

@MrE2232 @Khanstillday Admiration of science, agreed. But since he was a chemistry teacher, a name like „Staudinger“ or „Warburg“ would have been more reasonable.

I dare you to name a more iconic scene from a TV show!

The Big 10 has now won the football, wrestling, women’s basketball and men’s basketball national championships in the last 4 months. Also has 2 teams in hockey frozen 4. It just means more.

@JeffNadu Imagine having a head that looks like a talking thumb and still talking out your ass. Insane lol

Imagine turning down one of the best jobs in college sports to stay at Iowa. Just completely insane lol

@0ld_AF @CBKReport @MattNorlander Yes!

@CBKReport @MattNorlander I need Iowa to be good so i can hate them

Iowa Head Coach Ben McCollum turned down the chance to interview for the UNC job and the program quickly pivoted to Mike Malone, per @MattNorlander. Iowa’s got a good one.

@JomboyMedia So his player did a bush league play and he’s a little bitchboy about getting chirped at? What a loser.

Louisiana's coach absolutely lost his mind on the JMU dugout after one of his players ran into a JMU player at first base

@alpha_thrax @CBSNews Yup, you cracked it, random Twitter user! Well done! NASA isn't even real, bro!

@CBSNews Why is the camera just static to one angle and why are none of them showing us spacial images or videos. Something is off with this mission, I just can’t prove it.

NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover was spotted using the flywheel to exercise onboard the Orion capsule, as the crew continues its journey toward the moon.

@allenanalysis What a little bitch. Get bent, freak.

@MarcoFoster_ @joerogan Slow learners, but apparently they can learn 😂

Joe Rogan: “I’m confused. I can’t believe we went to this war. When we started bombing Iran I was like this can’t be true… Supposedly, they’re trying to stop the terrorists” Theo Von: “That’s crazy though if you’re the fucking terrorists! If you wanna stop them stand in front of the fucking mirror”

Leading at halftime feels weird. I don’t know if I like it! 😂

I will be logging out of this account for good if Iowa State’s best team ever misses out on a Final Four run because of injury and Iowa beats Fred Hoiberg to go to the Elite 8

@_peterhanson what a pansyass college town that is 😂 Amateur hour in Shampoo-Banana.

The City of Champaign is enacting an emergency order restricting the sale of alcohol on the U of I’s campus ahead of tomorrow’s Elite Eight matchup against Iowa. The mayor says it’s, “…to reduce the possibility of public safety hazards…” Hear about it tonight at 5 on WCIA 3.

@scottsiepker I think they kick ass at bowling too. Good for those special, special folks 🙏🏻🙂

At least Nebraska has a good volleyball team. 🏐

Someone get this guy an Illinois jersey

@AndrewTalksHoop Narrator: “He did not learn”

I love diving into these schemes and tape! Regardless of the prediction!! Gonna be a tight one to advance to the Elite 8. I think Neb has a lot of Iowa's strengths clocked and will move on, but WHO KNOWS!! It is madness. #collegebasketball #ncaatournament #basketballanalysis #nebraskabasketball #iowabasketball