Mike Walker

@Super70sSports Biggest choke artist in the game

“You see those trees way over there? That’s where I like to hit the ball whenever I’m leading the Masters.”

Someone went into a Mosque and destroyed Qurans! What's your message to the person who did this?

@BuzzPatterson We keep blowing theirs away

You got your ass kicked.

@AlexDuncanTX Haven’t had Subway in years and won’t eat it again

Disgusting. Shame on Subway for pandering to Islam.

@jacksonhinklle It’s BS

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: 13 US bases in the Middle East have been destroyed and are empty, according to the New York Times.

@OccupyDemocrats You’re full of more $hit than a goose.

BREAKING: Trump is left reeling after the New York Times reveals that Iran’s attacks have bombed EVERY American military base in the Middle East so badly they are “virtually uninhabitable!” Thanks to the Trump administration’s criminal lack of preparation and shocking understimation of Iran’s military capabilities, the US military is now working remotely in the Middle East, putting civilians in danger as they work out of hotels and makeshift operations centers in civilian areas. “The result, according to current and former military officials, is a war that is much harder to prosecute.” The Times reports that “many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable, with the ones in Kuwait, which is next door to Iran, suffering perhaps the most damage.” Iranian officials have even accused the U.S. military of using civilians as human shields by putting American troops in hotels. This is sure to prompt another furious tirade from Donald Trump who we now know is not getting the full picture of just how badly this war is going for him and is instead just getting a highlight reel of war porn, watching our tax dollars blow things up for two minutes every day. This is a perfect demonstration of the blind hubris of the Trump administration. After two decades of watching America uncontestedly bomb the poorest people in the world, Trump and Hegseth couldn’t even conceive of an enemy with a sophisticated military and able to fight back, despite all the evidence to the contrary. They took no preparations, expected no reprisals. They didn't evacuate anyone from the Middle East until AFTER the war had started. They didn't bother to prepare for drones. They attacked Iran because they are cowards and bullies, thinking that they could impose their will on Iran by simply killing one old man. They were very, very, wrong, and now they’ve started a fire they cannot put out with lies and bombs.

@dandakich @espn

These Dudes @ESPN Smith and Clark are like lil middle school girls and boys They bitch whine and moan Act like men .. geez

@JoeConchaTV Welcome to another season of Pirates baseball! 🤣

Pirates spent more than they ever have in the postseason. And…

@RobProvince You left out journalists.

The dumbest people I’ve ever known are college professors and experts.

@NYCMayor Not even 90 days on the job and your foot is hard on the gas driving NYC into shambles.

Who decides whether or not stabilized rents are raised? Meet the Rent Guidelines Board. Here's what you should know about the board and how to make your voice heard.

@RepJasonSmith @newsbusters If I’m a plumber called out to his house, I’m charging triple my hourly rate and taking my time to do the job.

Woke Hollywood liberals truly despise everyday Americans. To Jimmy Kimmel, what’s disqualifying about leading a government agency is that Markwayne Mullin once was a plumber - a profession that employs nearly half a million hardworking Americans. These elites look instead for leaders who majored in subjects like gender studies or critical race theory - because that shows they are “educated.” Here’s the truth - we need more people with life experiences like Secretary Mullin - a hardworking plumber from the Ozarks who built an incredibly successful business through his grit and determination. And despite Kimmel’s disrespect of people like us, Secretary Mullin is going to protect Americans like him from all political stripes - because that’s who Markwayne is.

@WarOnDumb It’s all fun and games until they slice your head off for refusing to submit.

Tuberville seems upset people think he’s racist. Why would anyone ever think that? Let’s count the ways.

@RepKeithSelf It’s a medieval cult.

This is NOT religion. This is dominant political ideology.

@BigJoeBastardi Baghdad Bob reappears!

Is this a Monty Python skit?

@SenTuberville Unleash hell on them.

These “demands” from Iran are a crock of crap. NO REPARATIONS FOR TERRORISTS.

@Bubblebathgirl Liberals have been crapping all over working people for years. One of the many reasons they lost 2 of the 3 past Presidential elections.

Jimmy Kimmel goes full elitist and says that new DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin isn’t qualified because he used to be a plumber: “Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was a low-level MMA fighter and a plumber. That’s right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now. It worked for Super Mario. Why not Markwayne?” Looking down on blue-collar workers is a mistake. They’re the backbone of America and literally keep our pipes running. (abc)

BREAKING: Iran’s army said the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier was targeted with naval cruise missiles.

@VividProwess Unleash hell on them.

The Islamic regime in Iran has rejected the U.S. 15-point plan. There’s no point in talking to those mullah demons. Bombs away.

@GuntherEagleman After he gave them pallets of cash.

Barack Obama did this.