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“You just breathe the air and that’s how it’s passed. And so that’s a very tricky one. That’s a very delicate one. It’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu.”

Just to illustrate this point, the president of the United States bankrupted several casinos aka. money printing machines. I’m sure no money was laundered in those outcomes

@dan_bernstein_ Hard to imagine that almost everyone loses long odds bets.

EXCLUSIVE: Kalshi retail bettors have lost more than $100 million on parlays this year. Feature story here: sportico.com/business/sport…

@bennyjohnson Perhaps they can send us a novel virus that shuts down the entire world, breaks countless brains, and kills over a million Americans?

When Obama visited China, he was forced to exit off the “ass” of Air Force One because they didn’t even get stairs for him. Trump just got a red carpet hero’s welcome with 300 students waving flags and chanting. It feels good to be respected on the world stage again 🇺🇸

@atrupar What a fucking asshole.

BURGUM: I'm thrilled Americans are paying about a buck less for gas than they did during the Biden administration. That's exciting HUFFMAN: There's a real disconnect here. Americans are not celebrating this spike in gas prices, and your only answer is to harken back to the depths of the pandemic

@tomer_stern @TheStalwart

@TheStalwart Tarrifs should help because we will make things domestically and not need to pay for high costs of shipping

man *US APRIL PRODUCER PRICES RISE 6.0% Y/Y; EST. +4.8%

@RepFine Hey dipshit, the guys show where you were flapping your gums was/is paid by the Russians to peddle propaganda.

Our founders never anticipated foreigners being able to get elected to Congress. Yet we have dozens in Congress right now who are citizens of foreign countries. This cannot be allowed to continue. My bill would ensure that citizens of America are the only ones able to serve in Congress. You can have dual loyalty at HOME, but not in our government.

@joeyhannum LOL. Child sex crimes? Simply affix oneself to a GOP candidate US Senatorial campaign, pledge devotion to Donald Trump, project guilt onto Democrats, profit.

NEW: Mike Rogers “under fire over ties to church rocked by child sex abuse scandal” #MISen rawstory.com/mike-rogers-26…

@JoelHalcomb @cnnbrk Yes, genius, please tell us what happened in 2020 that might have caused inflation to skyrocket?

@cnnbrk Sure, inflation has ticked up because we’re preventing Iran from using a nuclear bomb The real cause of inflation:

For the first time in three years, Americans' wages are no longer outpacing inflation, further compounding affordability concerns. cnn.it/42uMxWF

@atrupar Do you wrap his pillow in foil too?

Rep. Andy Ogles: "My little one still has nightmares, afraid that his dad is going to be taken away by big bad Biden"

@JohnCornyn @realDonaldTrump Perhaps I70 should be renamed for him to commemorate his 70% disapproval rating on the economy?

I am proud to introduce legislation to rename US Highway 287 as Interstate 47 in honor of our 47th President @realDonaldTrump. My bill will upgrade one of our nation’s longest highways to a future interstate and save more than $5 BILLION in travel costs, all while honoring the most effective and influential president of our lifetime. Texas is Trump Country & this bill cements @POTUS’ legacy by designating nearly 1,800 miles of open road to forever be known as the Trump Interstate 🇺🇸

@boujiebaddie @atrupar Which one?

@atrupar Why are they giving this idiot airtime?

KUDLOW: You gotta admit today's inflation data was lousy HASSETT: First of all, this is a temporary energy shock KUDLOW: We hope it's temporary

@MeidasTouch @Acyn Can’t wait for MAGA to white knight for 5+ million dollar second home owners in Manhattan. bUt tEh eLiTeS!!1!

NEW: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani unveiled a budget that closes a $12 billion inherited deficit with no property tax increase and no major service cuts, while adding a first-ever pied-à-terre tax on luxury second homes worth over $5 million. The plan includes record investments in NYCHA, affordable housing, universal child care, libraries, parks, schools, hate crime prevention, tenant legal services, and new municipal grocery stores.

@MikeEmbrich Look at all of the people paying to use a free service defending a child rapist. Pathetic losers.

Yikes. 😬 Yesterday, Jeffrey Epstein’s former accountant testified under oath that Epstein’s estate paid a settlement to one of the women who accused Donald Trump of raping her as a minor — after Epstein had died. That would end any other president instantly. But the press? Barely a whisper. 🤐 #EpsteinFiles #Trump #Accountability #MediaFailure

@aarondmiller2 GEE I WONDER WHICH ONE IT IS??/???

That Trump was surprised or disappointed in Iran’s response reflects analytical breakdown in assessing the regime. Either CIA analysts aren’t doing their jobs or Trump isn’t listening. The US has misread Iran consistently since war began.

@marcthiessen @SenMarkKelly @margbrennan Look at all of the blue check dipshits in the replies, obviously pathetic losers without children or mothers to spend time with on Mother’s Day.

After hearing a classified briefing @SenMarkKelly Kelly shares that briefing with @margbrennan

@KatieMiller Hopefully you kids’ biological destiny includes dad’s hairline.

In honor of Mother’s Day, a reminder that peak feminism is having babies. The most radical thing a woman can do is embrace her biological destiny.

@bellesouth826 @NBCNews Ah yes, anecdote masquerading as evidence.

@NBCNews The Moderna COVID-19 caused my friend to have heart attack 5 years ago and he's back in the hospital with myocarditis. I will never take another vaccine. They aren't good for children and other livings things.

New results published in the New England Journal of Medicine finds Moderna’s mRNA flu vaccine gave more protection against illness than the standard flu shot in a Phase 3 clinical trial. nbcnews.com/health/health-…

@KremlinTrolls Why is that image about 3,000,000x more gnarly than any alleged “bullet wound” footage we have seen from Butler?

Did a vampire bite Trump's neck?

@Pirates That slider must look exactly like the fastball as every one of those whiffs was high and early.

7 IP | 1 ER | 0 BB | 6K Everybody say "Thank you, Braxton!"

@DC_Draino He raped kids and lost the 2020 election.

I was banned off Twitter for 2 years for saying the 2020 election was rigged and stolen. Now the President’s chief of staff is openly confirming that we were right.