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@GovHotWheels_TX @TexasGOP @GregAbbott_TX Never listen to man that doesn’t have a working cock.

TODAY is the last day of early voting — Get out and vote ahead of the Memorial Day Weekend! 🇺🇸 The radical socialist democrats want to turn this state blue. Don't let them. Vote today or show up May 26th, & help Gov. Abbott keep Texas, Texas!

@EdwardOrysiek @GovPressOffice @Chevron Bull fucking shit it is. It’s $4.30 in Texas today.

@GovPressOffice This is the price of @Chevron gas in Utah. It's not Chevron, it's you

Californians, if you’re hitting the road this holiday weekend, be sure to AVOID Chevron. Pro tip: unbranded gas comes from the same refineries, storage tanks, and pipelines, and it meets the same state standards to keep your engine running clean, even if it doesn’t have a fancy name like ‘Techron.’  Big Oil is already making billions off Trump’s Iran War; don’t let them rip you off even more by overpaying for the brand name.

@ms_ciandria Mean Green!

I have successfully completed my first semester of college since returning. This is a huge accomplishment for me cause I changed careers and I’m paying for school so UNT is getting all Rubin’s scholarships money back at this point. 😒😓🙄 Two or three more semesters to go!

@KenPaxtonTX @ScottPresler Why are trotting out this power bottom? Is it because you, like Trump, want to fuck Texans in the ass?

Tonight, @ScottPresler joined me in Katy and I can’t thank him enough for the incredible support he’s shown throughout this race. EARLY VOTING ends in just TWO DAYS. Grab your friends, call your family, and make a plan to vote. The momentum is real. We’re going to win this.

@amelia_tweetz Me

Who can honestly claim, without hesitation, that they have never supported Donald Trump, even for a single moment?

@kylegriffin1 Jim Comey should submit a claim.

Jim Acosta is arguing he should be eligible for the Trump DOJ's so-called "anti-weaponization" fund — given Trump revoked his press pass in his first term. "As a result of this sustained government effort to destroy my career, I hereby submit my claim." jimacosta.substack.com/p/id-like-to-a…

@NotAvgLiberal The Trump effect

Can anyone explain to me how Iran suddenly became a threat in the last 6 months?

@HarmeetKDhillon Your butthole

President of what

@the_cats_meowww The jokes on you bitch!

We lost everything over J6. My husband, Jay Johnston, is an actor and comedian with a career spanning over three decades. A lifetime of work in the entertainment industry disappeared overnight, replaced with a campaign designed to banish us from society completely. Networks and studios publicly blacklisted him before any charges or arrest. He was fired from Bob’s Burgers and several other ongoing projects. Theaters around Los Angeles put messages up on their marquees. Social media filled up with thousands of death threats and hateful messages. Friends disappeared. We were de-banked. Everything we ever worked for was gone. He went from working in Hollywood for decades to doing handyman jobs just to survive. Federal agents raided our home at dawn. They dragged us out of bed in our underwear at gunpoint and forced him to kneel in the dirt while the entire neighborhood watched. The government and media worked together to destroy us. I lost my career even though I wasn’t there that day. Our daughter, who was only 11 and has autism, was kicked out of her special needs programs. School administrators denied us. Other parents boycotted us and wouldn’t let their kids near her. She was placed on the Quiet Skies terrorist watchlist and subjected to repeated invasive searches at the airport. The sensory overload was so bad we couldn’t take her to visit her grandfather while he was going through cancer treatment. Our story is not unique. Hundreds of other families went through similar nightmares. Some lost their homes, businesses, marriages, and children. Military benefits gone. Fathers spent years in prison. Many were in solitary confinement, denied medical care and religious services, missing funerals and family milestones. The stress destroyed their health. Some J6ers even took their own lives. It’s time for restitution. Every ruined life, every traumatized child, and every stolen year demands full accountability and fair compensation. The amounts must reflect the true, permanent damage done - lost careers that spanned decades, destroyed futures, and irreplaceable family time - so victims are made whole, not given token settlements.

@Texan1718 @TeamCornyn So you think that’s good? The kid was so traumatized from being buttfucked by the guy Paxton think should serve one day in jail that they don’t want to testify.

@TeamCornyn Hey John Cornyn's team yall that STUPID. You know damn well the WHOLE truth will come out.. You are GUTTER TRASH..

I know you are desperate to avoid accountability, Ken. We need a few more days to burn in the fact that you plea bargained with a child sex offender, offering them only one day in prison and no sex offender registry as a favor to Nate Paul's lawyer. #txsen

@SpencerHakimian I predict 60. This is by far the worst presidency in the history of our country.

Republicans are now expected to lose over 30 seats in the midterms.

@RpsAgainstTrump Says the guy that can’t control shitting his pants.

Trump: We have total control of the Strait of Hormuz, as you know.

@RepBrandonGill @GOPoversight This guy married an anchor baby and has birthed other anchor babies and wants you to think he’s gonna do something about it.

“Have My Baby in Miami” Over 2,000 foreigners paid them to fly to America and buy citizenship for their child. My @GOPoversight Task Force is going after them.

@RepDonBacon @deland87 You should give a carry forward the same way we do for realized losses. Not a tax credit. You should know the difference.

@deland87 I disagree. I’d only tax realized profits unless you give tax credits for unrealized losses.

The US has a very progressive tax code. That is reality.

@KenPaxtonTX He let his wife down.

I’m honored to have President Trump’s Complete & Total Endorsement. With early voting already underway, we need to rush to make sure every Texas conservative hears this exciting news! Please donate below to help me get this message out. DONATE: secure.winred.com/ken-paxton-for…

@RepNancyMace I agree. Ted Cruz was born in Canada. Get his ass out.

Ilhan Omar. Shri Thanedar. Pramila Jayapal. All born in foreign countries, none were citizens by birth. All sitting in the United States Congress. All making clear every single day their loyalty is not to America. We just introduced a long overdue joint resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to require Members of Congress, federal judges, and Senate-confirmed officers to be natural born citizens. This is the very same standard the President and Vice President are already required to meet. The people writing America's laws, confirming America's judges, and representing America on the world stage should have one loyalty: America. Not any other country. For too long we have allowed foreign born members to hold seats in this government while making clear they are America last, not America first. We see it every day. This constitutional amendment will put an end to it.

@maxwellterry @adeebhafeez16 @raefejenkins 50 million jobs created the last 50 years vs 1 million created by republicans

@adeebhafeez16 @raefejenkins What have the Democrats accomplished this century again?

If I vote Libertarian, it’s a lost cause If I vote Republican, they’ll only get us in a war If I vote Democrats, this weird LGBT agenda will get pushed on kids and things will get dangerous when men aka “trans women” go into women’s restrooms So what the freak is the solution !!?

@raefejenkins The weird agenda you mentioned is some made up bullshit. Vote democrat to have a stable job and stable economy.

@KaitMarieox Republicans Primary voters*

Once again reminding everyone that the Internet is not real life. Trump support is alive and well among voters.

@RichardGrenell Keep that same energy for the general election cock gobbler.

We have found the cure for TDS. It’s an election!