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Two Pints and a Goldie

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Jesus is my Savior✝️Retired Navy Chief ⚓️ 🐐 America 1st🇺🇸NWCSWIC🇺🇸REAL Native (Not like Warren) 4th try at X - now I’m just here for content- IFB - NO DM’s

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hunter@hxxntrr·
You owe the IRS $100,000 They'll take $5,000 and close your file. Permanently. Balance goes to $0 It's called an Offer in Compromise. Form 656. The IRS approved 42% of them last year. Application fee: $205 Here's the exact formula they use to decide your number and how to make sure yours gets accepted The IRS doesn't want to chase you for 10 years. Collection costs money. Agents cost money. Liens cost money. They'd rather take $5,000 today than spend $50,000 over a decade trying to squeeze $100,000 out of someone who will never have it That's the entire program. They did the math and built a form for it The formula: The IRS calculates your "Reasonable Collection Potential." What they realistically think they can get from you. Your offer needs to meet or beat that number RCP = (monthly disposable income × remaining collection months) + (asset equity after exemptions) Monthly disposable income: your gross income minus IRS-allowed expenses. They have specific tables for housing, food, transportation, and healthcare by county. Not YOUR expenses. THEIR approved numbers If you earn $4,000/month and their table says your allowable expenses are $3,800, your disposable income is $200/month Remaining months: for a lump sum offer (paid within 5 months), they multiply by 12. For a payment plan (6-24 months), they multiply by 24 Assets: bank accounts, investments, vehicles, property. But they subtract exemptions. Your primary car up to a certain value is exempt. Household furnishings exempt. Retirement accounts often partially exempt Real case: Disposable income: $200/month Asset equity after exemptions: $2,000 Lump sum RCP: ($200 × 12) + $2,000 = $4,400 That's your offer. $4,400 on $100,000 in tax debt. 4.4 cents on the dollar The forms: Form 433-A (OIC): full financial disclosure. Income, expenses, assets, bank statements. Every number. Fill it out honestly because they verify everything. Lying on this form is a federal crime and they'll reject your offer AND flag you for audit Form 656: the offer itself. Your amount. Your payment terms $205 application fee (waived if income is below 250% of federal poverty level) Initial payment: 20% of your offer submitted with the application for lump sum. On a $4,400 offer that's $880 upfront Here's the part that makes this genuinely broken: While your offer is being reviewed, which takes 6-24 months, ALL collection activity stops. No levies. No liens. No wage garnishment. They legally cannot collect while the OIC is pending And if the IRS doesn't make a determination within 2 years of receiving your application? Your offer is automatically accepted. Two years of silence = you win by default. That's in the tax code lmao Client owed $147,000 across 3 tax years. Hadn't filed. Hadn't paid. Getting letters every month. We calculated his RCP at $6,200. Submitted the OIC with $1,240 initial payment IRS accepted 7 months later $145,000 in tax debt settled for $6,200. 4.2 cents on the dollar He went from not opening his mailbox to a $0 IRS balance. Then we fixed his credit. Then we stacked $80K in 0% business funding. Started a pressure washing company 5 months later The IRS is the scariest creditor in America. They can garnish without a court order. Seize your bank account with no warning. Lien everything you own But they also built a program where they take your $5,000 and walk away happy The difference between the person who pays $100,000 and the person who pays $5,000 is knowing Form 656 exists Now you know (We fix credit and build capital stacks. If you owe back taxes, handle that first. Then we get you funded. Link in bio)
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Ted Lieu@tedlieu·
In light of the recent allegations against Representative Eric Swalwell, I am withdrawing my endorsement of his campaign for Governor.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Dear @nickshirleyy, Now that you have destroyed the careers of Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom, can you expose JB Pritzker next? Thanks brother! Sincerely, Americans
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Stellar@StellarArtoisGB·
Now for all you dog folk, you all know the word that dogs love apart from snacks ? Well, incase you don't it is in this video 🤣🤣
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Tony Lane 🇺🇸@TonyLaneNV·
LET’S SEE WHO’S ACTUALLY SHARP 10 letters… Starts with “GAS” ⛽️ Most people miss this… What you got? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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Restricted Daily@RestrictedDaily·
This might be the best dog video I’ve seen all year and I’m not even exaggerating… groomers turned into a full comedy show 😂 tell me this ain’t video of the day.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 LMFAO! NATO SecGen Rutte was just asked if he still calls President Trump "DADDY" Omg this is pure gold 😂 Marco Rubio LOST it when the moment happened at The Hague last year RUTTE: "On the daddy thing...sometimes daddy has to be angry! I was not calling him MY daddy!" 😭 "But of course, daddy has also a special connotation. And I now have to live with this the rest of my life!" "And I own it, and the president owns it, because he bought our T-shirts, he made a movie, daddy is home, and he returned to the United States. This was so funny. And this is why I like him so much." HILARIOUS
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Jesús Enrique Rosas
Jesús Enrique Rosas@Knesix·
Melania Trump just stood behind the presidential seal and formally denied having anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein, which is the kind of thing you have to do in 2026 because a gossip author said a dead pedophile told him stuff and three major outlets published it as news. To recap the sequence: Michael Wolff makes claims he can't prove. Daily Beast runs a headline calling Melania "very involved" in the Epstein scandal. Melania's lawyers send a letter. Daily Beast retracts and apologizes. James Carville repeats the claims. Lawyers send another letter. Carville retracts and apologizes. Harper Collins UK publishes similar stuff in a Prince Andrew book. Lawyers send a third letter. Harper Collins retracts and apologizes. Three outlets. Three apologies. Zero evidence. And yet somehow we still ended up at "First Lady formally denies connection to Epstein from White House podium." This is like getting fired from your job because someone's ex-boyfriend's roommate said he heard you were embezzling, and then when you prove you weren't, your boss says "well you have to understand how it looked" and makes you sign a statement anyway. But Melania didn't just deny, she just went full guns blazing. She called on Congress to hold public hearings for Epstein survivors. Under oath. Entered into the congressional record. PERMANENTLY. People who are hiding something do not ask for more hearings. People who are hiding something do not request sworn testimony. That's not how guilt works. That's not how ANY of this works. Friendly reminder that the Biden DOJ had four years and a personal grudge. They raided Mar-a-Lago over paperwork. If there was anything connecting the Trumps to Epstein's crimes, we would have heard about it during the 91-count indictment era, not from Michael Wolff's podcast tour. Melania called the bluff. Now let's see who folds...
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MAZE
MAZE@mazemoore·
In 2024 George Conway said that Trump was most likely going to prison for the rest of his life. They laughed and declared that they were "taking back the red hats." Now Conway is crying that he blew a million dollars on Biden. So perfect.
Breitbart News@BreitbartNews

George Conway fights back tears as he recalls how he decided to give nearly $1 million to Biden's Victory Fund in 2024 — which would have otherwise gone to his children. He says he started crying and had to pull his car over. "I want my kids to inherit a democracy."

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Jesús Enrique Rosas
Jesús Enrique Rosas@Knesix·
Epstein survivors decline any public Congress hearings I wonder why?
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Just Call Me Spicy! 🇺🇸💯❤💋
🔥Holy Smokes🔥 OMGGGGG 😳 — this video is straight-up nuking the entire moon landing fairy tale and it’s about damn time! Raw, behind-the-scenes footage proves it was filmed right here in Nevada — and yeah, everything we’ve been spoon-fed for decades is mostly one giant, bald-faced lie. This thing’s been out there, but most people still haven’t seen it… until now. The timing is straight suspicious too — right after the latest “return to the moon” mission while every frame of that new footage gets absolutely shredded and scrutinized across social media. The mask is slipping, people. We are the news now. The old guard is dead, buried, and they’ve been lying to us for generations. Watch the whole video and drop your thoughts below — no matter what side of the aisle you’re on. Share this everywhere and let’s wake more people up! 🌶️🇺🇸 #moonlandinghoax #WeAreTheNewsNow
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Two Pints and a Goldie@2pintsprick25·
@Keir_Starmer Emerge? Dude, you haven’t taken any part of it! You’re a beta spectator. Sit down and enjoy watching an alpha.
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Keir Starmer
Keir Starmer@Keir_Starmer·
The war in Iran must now become a line in the sand, because how we emerge from this crisis will define all of us for a generation. We will build a Britain that is stronger, more secure and more resilient. That is what this moment demands. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
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Stacy is Right@PoliticalStacy·
Fucking HILARIOUS. 😂
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Two Pints and a Goldie@2pintsprick25·
@C_3C_3 Judges who continue to let criminals go free 14 MFKN times need to do prison time.
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C3@C_3C_3·
To fix the system… Judges must be impeached. Criminals must be punished. Politicians must be investigated. Simple.
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