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@KymriskaDraken @10DowningStreet @DavidLammy @ShabanaMahmood Eat shit Kev

@10DowningStreet @DavidLammy @ShabanaMahmood I predict no more than ten comments before someone says something about rape gangs.

Yesterday’s terror attack was the latest in a spate of vile attacks on the Jewish community. We’re taking action. Today, we’ve increased enhanced funding and we’re fast-tracking legislation to deal with malign state actors. This government will work with police and criminal justice leaders to deliver swift justice. We all have a duty, as a country, to root out antisemitism.

@SueRButterfly Vegemite Monday and Wednesday Peanut Butter Tuesday and Thursday. Strawberry Jam on Friday.

Ok kids I have a question for anyone that makes sandwiches for work. What do you make. I told the Mr now I'm home all the time I'll start to do it for him a few days a week but worry about them getting soggy. Guess put sliced tomato separately. Ideas please! Need variety🙏

@AFL Voss needs the sack. Needed it two years ago. Incompetent.

"You've got to take your moments and we're not finishing enough of them." Michael Voss on the Blues' season so far. #AFLBluesPies

@Lalorszn @fullmetaltark @CollingwoodFC

@fullmetaltark @CollingwoodFC They’ll get mauled by my dog in weeks to come 👍🏼

WHAT TATTOO SHOULD DAN GET!? 🖊️🖤🤍

Roughly speaking, how much money would one need to raise in order to put on a full length, full cast musical (assuming the most indie minimal setup in terms of theater choice, live instrumentation, costume setup, etc)?

@MatterOfStats David Zaharakis

1. Using Scrabble values for each letter, which men's AFL player's name is the all-time highest scoring (Hint: he played sometime in the last decade) 2. Which name is the all-time highest scoring per letter (Hint: he played sometime in the 1990s and played only 1 game)

@RudyHavenstein That first edition is selling for over 2k now

AG Barr: Lincoln's death was a ‘perfect storm of screw-ups’

@Desholahh @MikeSonko Jim Carey

@MikeSonko Then who is the real Biden here?

@Coles @vinny373 Shut the fuck up

@vinny373 hi Vinny, thanks for getting in touch. In this case it may be possible that the missing weight is attributed to any meat liquid purge that may be contained in the absorbent soaker pad, within the tray. (1/2)

5 grams here, 5 grams there… undercutting customers @coles

@Moesby66 @MalachiAUS @AlboMP

@MalachiAUS @AlboMP Your attitude shows there is a long way to go.

Everyone has the right to be proud of who they are and who they love. Mardi Gras is a chance to look back on how far we’ve come and an opportunity to recommit to the work still ahead. Proud to celebrate equality at Fair Day in Sydney today.

@GaryKaltbaum Grow a set

9 degrees here in NYC...I am outta here early...85 degrees in Florida. Join me? You all in the crosshairs...that ice. Do not F with it. #snowstorm

@RealHacksawJim Legend

The look you get when you’re about to make a bad choice on #NewYearsEve! 😠 Have fun, celebrate, but be safe, TOUGH GUY!! HOOOOOOOOO!!! #HappyNewYear

@vonderleyen @AndrejBabis You look like a Goblin

Congratulations @AndrejBabis on your appointment as Prime Minister of the Czech Republic. The EU faces mounting challenges. Your country has an important role to play in advancing our European agenda of prosperity and security. Looking forward to working with you, starting with the upcoming European Council.

@TheCyclonesSka @rborghese6 @7Cricket Tony Reach Around Walton

@rborghese6 @7Cricket Righto, tough-guy.

Stuart Broad and Matthew Hayden are getting along brilliantly 😭 #Ashes

Sometimes when I’m drinking water out of a glass I want to jump into it. Does anybody know what I’m talking about?

@VinniesAust How about all the millions you rake off your charity shop empire. Frauds.

Watch how a few simple changes can help families and young people live with dignity - thanks to new ANU research for the Society. Discover how a fairer tax system means more support for those doing it tough, without costing the nation more. Like, share, and follow to help spread this important message. Every action brings us closer to a future where everyone has a chance to live with dignity and hope. vinnies.org.au/national-counc…

@TruthFairy131 33

🔥 BREAKING 🔥 MELBOURNE 33 Violent Youth Gangs 610 Members 500 Members out on Bail 🤨 Why the hell are they out on bail & allowed to terrorise innocent Australians? So many deaths & tragedies could have been prevented but LABOR chose to protect violent criminals over innocent Aussies. EVERY victims blood is on their hands 😡

@ASX1500 @Coles @acccgovau I used to use the plastic bags to put my rubbish in. Now I need to purchase bin bags. They have a half an isle dedicated to various kinds of plastic bags. Their claims of keeping plastic out of landfill is straight up bullshit.

How’s the plastics recycling coming along @Coles @acccgovau Still advertising.

@WizardEnjoyer34 @PazzaDons2012

@PazzaDons2012 How much are you willing to put on it?

2026 AFL ladder prediction 1. Lions 2. Suns 3. Hawks 4. Cats 5. Crows 6. Swans 7. GWS 8. Pies 9. Freo 10. Dogs 11. Port 12. Saints 13. Blues 14. North 15. Dees 16. Tigers 17. Eagles 18. Bombers What do we all think? 🤔🤔🤔

@STKFCLFC @AFL

Will the Saints go marching into September with their new recruits? 😇