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@GabbRezz @Elonmube Deceased

@Elonmube 👧 Are you talking to her? She is always on my timeline. She has a collection of the most exquisite slays! Her name is Sandra Something. What do you say? 💁‍♀️

♥️To the woman I will call mine forever... I will choose you every single day, in good times and in hard times. I will stand by you, support your dreams, and love you with all my heart. You are my answered prayer even before we meet.

@Elonmube @WOWjustwow96196 Hawt

@Nobunny333 @SirenPatriot What goes up…

Why is it curving? 🤪

@SubRosaMagick Ginormous I use a lot

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

Here’s the thing. I’ve been married and divorced. Living alone without a man, you still are taking care of your entire household. Cooking, cleaning, etc. But if you live alone, you don’t have anyone to share that with no one to laugh with, no one to enjoy sex with, etc. Why not enjoy the comfort of a relationship?

Actress Leslie Jones says that marriage is NOT beneficial for women because it’s “legalized slavery.” ???

@drinkonsaturday @thewriterme Patron tastes amazing without any fuss

Wow, aerating tequila often makes it taste better? It's smoother, less harsh, with more agave, fruit, herb, and spice notes shining through. Why does that work? Pouring into a shot glass traps ethanol vapors, amplifying burn and muting complexity. Aerating (swirling in a larger glass, or frothing with a milk frother) mixes in oxygen, evaporates excess ethanol off the nose, breaks surface tension, and releases volatile compounds. This oxidation softens aggressive edges (especially in younger tequilas), lets aromas climb the glass, and balances the palate—like decanting wine. Effects are strongest on freshly opened premium 100% agave bottles; cheap mixto or over-aerated spirit can flatten. Many notice it instantly via swirling or 10–30 seconds of frothing. Try it neat at room temp in a flute or rocks glass. Pour one up. Aerate accordingly.

@doqholliday Imitate a style photo with your budget in mind.

If you were going to redesign an entire room from scratch in your house and didn't want to pay a lot of money to hire an interior designer, would you.... 1. spend hours picking out all of the furnishings for a room, one piece at a time? 2. have the style of the room already put together with all the products solved and you just pick out your favorite style?

OUR HARMONIC ELECTRICAL EARTH EXPLAINED! Ringo_was_Here

@BrandoIncognito With yellow fringe, and I thought we were done with that.

I WAS LISTENING BUT I COULDNT TAKE MY EYES OFF THE EXACT DUPLICATE SETS OF FLAGS

@TheNationalMall @catmrow0 @Freedom250 @NASA Free the special tree

Cheering on the astronauts and crew of Artemis II from America’s Front Yard. Out of this world! 🚀🇺🇸🏛️🌳🌕

@nevilledaily Malachi 3:10 prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it

I am asking you, regardless of your financial situation, to assume wealth, knowingly. If, tomorrow you would again return to your former state, bring wealth back by claiming "I am wealthy," for there is only one God. He who creates poverty also creates wealth, as there is no other creator.

@benwehrman @XPHOENIXDRAGON What goes up…

Why NASA launches all rockets out of Cape Canaveral, Florida

@UAPWixy I check the flight tracker often, it could have been choppers? Blackhawk was over my place today. Have seen more of them recently.

🚨"Somebody explain this.. In the sky.. How's that explainable!" "It's like the the fuckin Phoenix lights all over again!" Listen to this young man's reaction to these ORBs that are just sitting stationary in the sky over Phoenix, Arizona, USA🇺🇸..

@UAPWixy Hello in Phoenix here too, missed this! 🌵👽🛸

@JamesLucasIT Glory of Creation

This must be the greatest bench on Earth

@QueenAnticommie Someone I know pours molten aluminum in the hole and then digs out the metal sculpture

Wow those fire ants are hangry 🤣

@kumxem @AQUABERRYSWiRL The home of us all, Milky Way

starts with M and we all love it ?

@Nexiraluv @AQUABERRYSWiRL So we balance out then

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal and asexual

@TedLogan1010 @FastingFake Well well well

You know my answer!!

@TheProjectUnity My aperture is ginormous

On the subject of UFOs: