Monica L Martin

Thanks for all the entertainment on #30Rock . Rest in peace.

I would vote for this to become law.

@Convokid22 😟 Shame that things like this happen and it took a call from you to get the ball rolling on figuring out the problem. Good luck and I hope insurance doesn't hassle you about covering the cost.

This morning I had an appointment to get my labs redrawn since the ones I had two weeks ago weren’t handled correctly and they couldn’t run them. Apparently, they weren’t kept at the proper temperature after being drawn which made the blood unusable. Not mad that someone made a mistake. What gets me is that no one notified me nor the ordering doctor that this happened. I started inquiring about my results after 24 hours had passed from having the blood drawn and it was like “Where’s Waldo?” trying to get answers as to what happened. My doctor’s office had to call the processing lab to get answers and that was the only way we found out that they couldn’t process them. This is very frustrating and I’m wondering how many other people that day never got their results back and assumed everything was fine since they didn’t hear anything back. Now, I will wait to see if they actually have the nerve to try to bill me or my insurance company for this…

@Convokid22 Is it getting better as time goes along?

Recovering from yesterday’s procedure has been so rough!!! It wasn’t until nearly 3 pm today that I started feeling like I would “survive”.

@ThatEricAlper Figure out a way to become other people? 😊

You've inherited one million dollars but you're only allowed to spend it on other people. What are you going to do first?

@mistressdivy Helter Skelter ..or in Cold Blood. I would probably end up on Dateline with Keith Morrison doing the voiceover.

You’re on a first date. The person tells you their favorite book and you decide you’re never going to see them again. What is the book?

@CliffHunter71 @WillieHandler I don't always assume guys I see wandering Home Depot work there, but if they have gray hair I throw the dice and ask them where a product is. Works surprisingly often.

@WillieHandler I used to get that in the hardware store. I looked like I worked there.

A woman approached me in the grocery store thinking I worked there. She asked where the quinoa was and I said no clue. Then I saw her talking to the manager no doubt trying to get me fired.

@WillieHandler In fairness to her, didn't you have a pricing gun in your hand? 😊

@dadmann_walking @RYGdance You were in the exact place I would have needed to be at the sight of a dead mouse, because it definitely would have scared the poop out of me! 😳

@RYGdance My exact face and scream

this morning I woke up to a dead mouse in a glue trap (meant for bugs) beside the toilet so don't tell me about your problems.

@2bbzmma Hope you heal quickly and feel 100% soon.

When I tell you that tooth did NOT want to come out 😭 That man had to give me four different shots before the pain was manageable. It’s been about three hours, and half of my face still ain’t facing.

@Convokid22 Fingers crossed for a good, long lasting result.🤞🤞

Tomorrow morning I’m getting a nerve ablation done in my lower back. The previous one lasted over 9 months so I’m hoping this one will too.

@Convokid22 Has he been fixed yet? That will help, but I can't really tell how old he is.

Don’t let his cuteness fool you! Marvin is true chaos around the house! He gets into EVERYTHING. He tries to escape out the door multiple times a day. He chews up EVERYTHING and ANYTHING. I cannot wait for him to settle down a bit. #MarvinMonster

@NotTodayEric @dadmann_walking Your mom said wait another 27 minutes. Moms always know!

I ate 3 mins ago and now I’m going swimming so I guess this is goodbye.

This for my introvert people.

@RealGabbyHayes They are kung foo napping now!

Everybody was kung fu fighting this morning. Now they're just chillin'.

@Convokid22 I feel this. You never know what kind of people will be moving in . The house next door to me has been vacant for 5 years. The kids of the old couple that owned it (before they passed) aren't ready to let it go apparently. I dread when they do sell.

The neighbors behind our house are moving. They had sod put in their back yard two weeks ago, and then two days ago brought home a big U-Haul truck. So naturally, my husband and I speculated about all this activity until last night I messaged the wife on FB and asked if they were moving and she confirmed. I really hate getting new neighbors.

If you get bored at work today, you can just print someone else’s resignation letter and leave it on the printer.

@JackKel19462997 Eminem.

Who the fuck is rapping at my chamber door now?