A Perfect Paradox

@greg16676935420 @culvers Of all the problems in the world. THIS is what you fucking complain about? Seriously? Who the fuck cares what logo someone uses for this stupid fucking platform. Lmaooo…. Jesus Christ this is the stupidest complaint I’ve seen in quite some time.

Hey @Culvers it’s been a year and you still have an outdated logo. I really hate to be that guy but can you please get it updated ASAP?

@falloutplays I do. Especially saltines or ritz. It’s a damn good combo

... okay respectfully, who the FUCK thinks of Chili pairings and immediately goes to crackers?

@curleecronin @jason_blum @blumhouse I’d love a copy of this script!! Pretty please with a nectarine on top??

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@curleecronin I just saw your movie The Mummy today, I absolutely was in love with it! Love the old Egyptian stuff mentioned too, brilliant use of it. Will there be a sequel at all ever? & what’s a guy gotta do to get a signed copy of this on Blu-ray? I’d take the curse for it!

@Niklander3 I absolutely loved it! I will definitely be buying it once available digitally.

Listen up I am gonna need someone who has seen Lee Cronin's The Mummy to give me their honest thoughts cause I have been burned one too many times with Blumhouse productions

@Dexerto Just what we DON’T need. …….

Perdue is launching limited-edition 6 7 chicken nuggets

@RealGameVault Half life. I just wasn’t interested. And I’m still not.

be honest

@RevRayCistman My own self worth, my dignity, me not wanting to advertise I’m willing to engage in anal sex… which is what this means in prison btw …. Pull your damn pants up and dress like a normal human being.

White men, what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@eatinerni @Lukepistol18 No, 3 is perfect. 4 is overcooked, and 5 is just burnt.

@Lukepistol18 Medium rare?

Which mozzarella cheese stick is cooked to perfection? 🔥🤔

@brockpierson No! Whyyyy is that a thing???? It looks like vomit !

Would you try an Egg Salad Hotdog?

@MountainDew Pitch black. Now bring it back. And keep it back , since you broke your promise last time.

Of all the flavors we’ve ever released, which one is objectively the best?

@Matt_Pinner I’m 45 and I’ve never ever worked McDonald’s. My first job was at a Ford Dealership thru a school job program.

Is there anyone Who did NOT work at McDonalds?

@Eman_8282 Properly cooked sausage and bacon

Whats missing 🤔

@ShadowStrider13 @A_dmg04 @Sony @PlayStation @Bungie @DestinyTheGame You’re such a spineless putz. Holy shit

@A_Real_Paradox @A_dmg04 @Sony @PlayStation @Bungie @DestinyTheGame It does matter when they’re the executives now. Bungie has no control over what they do anymore. It’s not out of the ordinary that Sony wants them to solely focus on monetizing Marathon. Plus what’s DMG gonna say? “We’re working guys!” Y’all will still shit on him anyway.

I just lost so much shit.

@ShadowStrider13 @A_dmg04 Fuck @Sony @PlayStation . Their shit doesn’t matter. And if you’re blaming them, you clearly don’t know Bungie at all. They’ve forever pulled this silence bullshit when word has been needed. And it’s needed now more than ever. Unless @Bungie actually wants @DestinyTheGame dead

@A_Real_Paradox @A_dmg04 Don’t think he’s allowed to share stuff about it right now. Sony is probably telling him to hold off, he already said they wouldn’t say anything until closer to June. Unfortunately.

@ronsterd89 Why you judging others? It’s not your place. Sit down.

OK I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it EVERY SINGLE TIME I step foot in Walmart because apparently NO ONE is listening: WHY are people walking around this store looking like they literally just rolled out of bed?!?! Hair looking like a bird’s nest, lounge clothes on, slippers like you forgot you had them on before they you the house. I’m sorry but if you’re gonna come out in public to grocery shop, at least have the common decency to put on REAL CLOTHES! People are so unbelievably lazy these days it’s actually embarrassing. You shouldn’t be trotting around like that in front of actual functioning adults! It’s an embarrassment to everyone around you and quite frankly I get SECOND-HAND embarrassment just having to witness it. Fix yourselves, people. This is not a hotel lobby, it’s WALMART...

@ETT_Trades @greg16676935420 Bro is literally crying about someone copy pasting his post on twitter…. That’s the some of the saddest shit I’ve ever seen. Fuck parties bro, this dude needs to reevaluate his entire life.

@A_Real_Paradox @greg16676935420 You must be fun at parties…

Savage

@ETT_Trades @greg16676935420 If you’re such a legend, then why the fuck have I never heard of you? Oh waaahhh he copied your post. It’s twitter bro, not a scholastic publication.

@greg16676935420 They got him.

@HollowayGrant @IGoBySteve Never have I ever seen a “slow and laggy” coke machine. I would surmise its user error more than anything

@IGoBySteve These things are way worse. Slow and laggy and really confuses old people.

Nothing ruins a restaurant more than this