Absolutely Chavulous

You can always tell when he's lying because his lips are moving

Hear me out, instead of getting annoyed with the flag shaggers why not beat them at their own game and put up pride flags on the same lamp posts. Just make them higher, larger and more fabulous (and the right way round, obvs)

The David Attenborough impression on #SaturdayNightLiveUK looked like the love child of @NickMohammed & @davidwalliams #SNLUK

When he comes asking for back up but HE started the fight

Hey men, help celebrate #InternationalWomensDay by not being creepy, not sending dick pics, not making “funny” comments on women’s photos, not being aggressive if rebuked, not being abusive or violent mentally or physically and not behaving like spoilt little boys. 👍🙋‍♀️❤️

Thanks to @kylieminogue who said this in #TheResidence on @netflix

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

I'll just leave this here

The in flight entertainment on Jet2 is #AbsolutelyChavulous

.@Keir_Starmer Isn't it time someone went to @10DowningStreet with a pressure washer, if you can't clean up parliament at least clean up the prime ministerial residence. It's an embarrassment

Sour dough is expensive and shit, anyone who disagrees is wrong

@gertrudeprkns @CasualUK_ It's made harder when your account is private

@CasualUK_ Just retweet it lads it's not hard twitter.com/pipmadeley/sta…

This intro did not age well

Hey Gen X, anyone else have a hessian haversack from the Army & Navy surplus shop as their school bag. Usually covered in scrawled band names, football club or your latest crush's name

@OxfordshireCC surely taking up the footpath with patio furniture can't be acceptable, it makes life more difficult for people with disabilities

On the way home from the self employed work's Christmas party

I think the first time I heard this joke the punchline was "John Lennon's guitar"

Hey @AldiUK @LidlGB @Morrisons @Tesco @sainsburys @waitrose @asda any chance you could start putting a qr code on your products so I can scan to see cooking instructions, nutritional details etc. Instead of trying to squint at the back of the label to read them

@sinners40 Hahaha 😂

@AbChav Fs!! I was gonna have a kebab...but may change my mind 🤷🏻‍♂️

Pot noodle butty... Yes or no?

@Welsh__Laurie Can't watch anything with her in it, missed the whole series of taskmaster that she was part of

Who else don’t find this woman funny

@Ilovenostalgia A quiet place

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