Someone needs to tell me the point of being a subscriber to @paramountplus any more
Nerdist@nerdist
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is officially cancelled at Paramount+. nerdist.com/article/tv-sho…
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Abe Saffer
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Abe Saffer
@AbeSaffer
I'm my mother's son. It’s a constant battle between being chill and awkward and the awkward side has fucking nukes. Pronouns: He/Him/His
Washington DC Katılım Ağustos 2010
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My current parenting style...
The Wolf Of All Streets@scottmelker
Trump: you have 48 hours to comply Iran: nobody cares Trump: you have a week
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It's a one-line program that just says no every time he asks if he should spend $70 billion on another metaverse
Meghan Bobrowsky@MeghanBobrowsky
Scoop: Mark Zuckerberg is building a CEO agent to help him do his job, according to a person familiar with the project. Employees are also adopting AI agents and AI tools internally, namely My Claw and Second Brain, in a bid to speed up work, as they get graded on AI use.
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If you're in Pennsylvania, the driver's license or Real ID you use to buy beer or fly is insufficient to register to vote under the SAVE America Act.
That's why it's a voter suppression bill.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
the dumbest GOP talking point is deployed by John Barrasso
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I'm just a boy, standing in front of a society, asking her to tax these people out of existence
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Billionaire Palantir founder Peter Thiel encouraging other billionaires not to give money away.
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First time a micropenis has destroyed anything
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸@mtgreenee
I wholeheartedly support Megyn Kelly telling the world that Mark Levin has a micropenis. It’s the most deserved insult and I don’t care if it’s vulgar. And Trump’s gigantic defense of Levin only enraged the base more. People are DONE. MAGA destroyed by micropenis Mark Levin.
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My pre-workout at 6:45 a.m. today was a Trader Joe's corndog. Follow me for more health and fitness tips
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“On behalf of a grateful Congress,” reads the Jan. 6 plaque honoring police officers that’s been placed in a hallway off limits to the public
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If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.
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Elon Musk, you bald-headed, ketamine-guzzling South African cunt, hiding behind daddy's blood diamond cash while pretending to be Iron Man. Your Teslas are exploding shitboxes for virtue-signaling simps, SpaceX rockets flop harder than your hair plugs, and X is just your personal cumrag for edgelord rants and Nazi fanfic. 12 kids from baby mamas you ghost? You're a walking midlife crisis with a god complex. Fuck off to Mars and choke on your own bullshit, you overrated trust-fund prick.
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Ya he may have started an unnecessary and unwinnable war but at least the economy is ass
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Firing Kristi Noem and replacing her with Markwayne Mullins is like shitting your pants and running home to change your shirt.
Kaitlan Collins@kaitlancollins
President Trump say Kristi Noem is out and Markwayne Mullin will become the next secretary at DHS.
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