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Numbers Wizard, CPA

@Accountant479

Accountant by trade, analyst by passion. A Gen Z's perspective on money, policy, and economics.

United States Katılım Eylül 2019
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Kivvy Cat!@KivvyCat·
Whenever I go to use the trash chute I get irrationally scared that I’m gonna take my wallet and keys and phone and throw them down it for no reason
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Jackie Wong
Jackie Wong@rockerskating·
Yes, more fantasy skating next season - and I will keep track of the whole season's results with a season champion prize too!
言七七白⭐️@LoveeeeePooh

@rockerskating Will this game still be played next season? It feels very interesting🥹

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Jordan McGillis
Jordan McGillis@jordanmcgillis·
If you've "gotten coffee" at Tatte at all — like you've hovered in the waiting area for a wee bit of table space to open up in order to complain about it — you’re in a weird, out of touch, elite bubble.
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Jesse Arm
Jesse Arm@Jesse_Leg·
Counterpoint: These kids are more or less fine. They’re drunkenly enjoying their spring break. Better to be socializing and partying with friends in real life than doomscrolling on X in isolation and hyperventilating about how awful America is.
Thomas Chatterton Williams@thomaschattwill

A lot of the problems in the world right now can be explained by this video. For one thing, it’s a big reason why the US government is so unaccountable to public opinion. These are *college students.* A significant amount of the country is totally checked out and comfortable enough not to think it matters.

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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
As one who does not drink soda at all, seeing how many people at my first corporate job consumed multiple Diet Cokes everyday was downright disturbing. I had one coworker who would buy 4-5 bottles at the gas station on her way to the office and drink them all throughout the day.
✮⋆˙stargirl⋆˚✿˖°@unicornca1s

america is obese bc they’re all addicted to soda btw. i work at a grocery store and the amount of soda i ring up daily could actually make someone OD if one person drank it all i’m so serious. i thank my mom everyday for not allowing me soda as kid cus niggas are addicted fr omg

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america is obese bc they’re all addicted to soda btw. i work at a grocery store and the amount of soda i ring up daily could actually make someone OD if one person drank it all i’m so serious. i thank my mom everyday for not allowing me soda as kid cus niggas are addicted fr omg
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Royce Morgan
Royce Morgan@PTSportsFix·
True or False: You played varsity for at least two years in high school.
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
@WallStreetApes Note that this mall is in one of the top 5 wealthiest counties in the country and is known to be an area full of foreigners (diplomats, tech moguls, etc). Not a surprise
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Wall Street Apes
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
America walks through a mall in Virginia and films It looks like roughly 90% of the people inside the mall are from the Middle East. The Muslim women are, of course, covered from head to toe “They are making you a stranger in your own home”
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
@ribzoftiktok Hell of a lot easier to do this when you have a house, with a kitchen table, an island, and a back porch with a grill.
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Ribz of Tik Tok
Ribz of Tik Tok@ribzoftiktok·
Why go out when you can do this at home
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
@ZeekTyt Absolutely lucked into one just last month and not planning to let go of it anytime soon. Game changing
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RG | Zeek
RG | Zeek@ZeekTyt·
Honestly, finding a remote job is hard nowadays. If you didn’t get in a few years ago, you might be out of luck.
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
@rushicrypto You eventually realize that we were just not meant to know everything happening around the world all at once all the time. And then you brick your phone more frequently and go outdoors to feel something real
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Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
been trying to stay aware of what’s going on in the world… but the more i read, the worse my head feels. like how do you stay informed without slowly losing your mind
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
Yeah, and it won't get better as long as the top firms continue to decrease their new hires in favor of increasing offshore work %. Those grads who do start are given tasks that essentially "babysit" the offshore team or were in past given to a more senior level. Can't blame them for not wanting to go through that
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Financial Times
Financial Times@FT·
The accounting sector has struggled to attract as many top-tier graduates as banking, law or tech, and more of its most ambitious joiners are leaving the profession for better opportunities after only a few years. ft.trib.al/XdcNBt5
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
@AutismCapital I've been saying it all week - Daylight Savings, Friday the 13th, and the Ides of March all in 8 days has really messed with people
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Autism Capital 🧩
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·
People have really lost their minds recently. Across the board. It’s insane.
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Numbers Wizard, CPA
Numbers Wizard, CPA@Accountant479·
@SomeBitchIIKnow Moved to North Alabama in 2022, left in 2024. Worst place I've lived weather-wise. My hat is off to you
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L@SomeBitchIIKnow·
I live in North Alabama and always post about bad weather. Now you see why. 😅
MyRadar Weather@MyRadarWX

This is a chilling, eerie map – it depicts all the tornado emergencies to ever be issued in the United States. Tornado emergencies are the most urgent, life-or-death alert that the National Weather Service can issue. In the past 27 years, there have only been 314 tornado emergencies issued. They're reserved only for anticipated catastrophic, high-end tornadoes – intense-to-violent EF3, EF4 and EF5 monsters on a crash-course with population centers. On April 27, 2011, there were 37 of them issued. THIRTY SEVEN. The tornado emergency was invented on May 3, 1999, when a mile-wide F5 tornado was barreling up the H. E. Bailey Turnpike into the Oklahoma City metro area. Forecasters knew that dozens would perish, and that entire neighborhoods would be obliterated. At the National Weather Service in nearby Norman on the University of Oklahoma campus, the warning meteorologist on duty felt a run-of-the-mill tornado warning wouldn't cut it. Their 6:57 p.m. message reflected it. The warning began “tornado emergency in south Oklahoma City,” the phrase “tornado emergency” never having been used before. The pioneered phrasing is now reserved only for the most significant events with the highest fatality potential, famously being issued on May 20, 2013, as another EF5 tornado barreled into Moore. (Joplin, Missouri SHOULD have been a tornado emergency, but infamously wasn't.) This tornado season, take ALL tornado warnings seriously – but, if you find yourself in a tornado emergency, know what it means. If you hear the phrase "tornado emergency," know that the decisions you make will be critical for survival.

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