Akari バカリ

@smallfry123_ @AllbonesJones move that can only be received by a target pal via breeding from a parent. for example, you use a breed chain to get megaton implode off of tocotoco to gorirat. paldb.cc/en/Breed

@AllbonesJones What’s egg move

i would like you to witness palworld's million damage reusable nuclear monkey 1) breed megaton implode onto gorirat via egg move for a 1200 base power attack 2) use full-power gorilla mode for 400% attack 3) the heavily armored trait negates self-damage 4) maraith reduces attack cooldowns by 60% every time something dies, so if the AoE hits 2 creatures megaton implode recharges combine these and you have a reusable pocket nuke that can hit the damage cap repeatedly and reliably. you can trade heavily armored for slightly more damage, but this is the highest repeatable damage. it kills endgame bosses in one hit. note: trust bonuses, attack up accessories, and support pals would raise his attack even further, likely past 15000

@AllbonesJones hmmmm

@figgzh to punish this lane splitting dipshit

Nennt mir jetzt einen validen grund wieso jemand mitten im stau die türe öffnen muss. Sofort

@oitixion this wasn't "silly" at all when it was made. they simply didnt have pornography, fast food, palworld, or tinder back then.

I don’t understand how this was ever performed successfully once let alone how it became a tradition. I’m not saying I don’t love it - I do. But I love it because it’s so fucking stupid. The people who established this as a serious and lasting cultural artifact did not.

@rayrekt20xx @uwan_01 adult content??

I got irl jumpscared by one of these things and I think it might have been the most terrifying few seconds of my life. Nothing can prepare you to turn around in open water to see this face staring at you.

@EpicNNG zoomer discovers eyecatch scenes

So Palworld just straight up has Borderlands styled intro screens for bosses that's pretty damn neat

@WingsBling @AlejandroYRodr @WetBasura @Isapessimist @_SomeDude_2 @KorotoMS ESL king

@AkariBAKARI___ @AlejandroYRodr @WetBasura @Isapessimist @_SomeDude_2 @KorotoMS That's literally on you.

Eren showing up in an Avatar character sheet was ABSOLUTELY not on my bingo 💀💀

@JeguePerneta @_SomeDude_2 @KorotoMS LMAO you are literally retarded

@AkariBAKARI___ @_SomeDude_2 @KorotoMS Search engines don't need 300 billion dollars in GPUs

@kani0915_ 何これ？こんなクソを信じろやつホンマにおるのかい？ 真実はこれ：youtube.com/watch?v=y1YEku…

こんな重い鎧でちゃんと戦えてた西洋人えぐいww

@harner_linda @nypost should've taken his life too

@nypost Take away any earnings made while in this country illegally. Illegals shouldn't be allowed to profit while in this country.

ICE removes former NFL player Daniel Ogama Adongo - who has a criminal record - for overstaying visa trib.al/ZciMTH8

@kataangmarried yeah its called sperm. it does that to a woman

oh. my. fucking. god.

@KarlHeikkiJoks @AP i think they'd prefer you sent them poppers and HIV medicine instead of your heart

@AP My heart goes out to the victims of the attack. Germans and peoples of any nationality should be able to enjoy public events in peace, and it is disheartening to see these attacks become all too common.

BREAKING: Berlin police have identified a suspect in the Pride attack and say he has ties to Islamic "circles" in the German capital. apnews.com/article/german…

@tk__2026 @ouradamicrace no one is glorifying the losers of history. rather we celebrate the unity of man to eradicate a poisonous enemy

@ouradamicrace lovely🤣

You ever wondered why they kept this footage black and white for eighty years? I've colorised it and now even the back rows are visible.

@foundring1 better question is what the fuck are they doing here in the west at all, though we all know the answer

Why was a Somalian child rapist at a playground with a video camera

@eternalclassic_ did people not watch princess mononoke

weebs: “the katana was the superior weapon” samurai the second the weird-talking white people brought boomsticks:

@sciencegirl the japanese word for guinea pig is 「モルモット」(morumotto) from the dutch/flemish word marmot. the japanese word for marmot is 「マーモット」(maamotto) from the english word marmot. my father would throw plates of spaghetti at the wall as id fake a stomach ache for attention

A little marmot trying to stop its parents from quarrelling

@urboycastlec @NTFabiano guilty. i like zack d films a lot

@AkariBAKARI___ @NTFabiano Short form enjoyer spotted

Watching short-form videos is associated with decreased cognition and increased anxiety.

Holy fucking shit is all I have to say

@LegoRacers2 cant wait to travel back in time to show this nigga the shit i been making in stable diffusion. give that nigga a heart attack

You will never be as horny as the Frenchman who discovered this

@Collect @SportsCardInv this is fake, i wrote those scribbles

LeBron James threw away this piece of paper in high school 🤯 Before making it to the NBA, LeBron used to practice his signature during class, and one person decided to keep it. (via @SportsCardInv)