Alabaster

@Yoda4ever This is ai

Mother cat introduces her kittens to friendly Golden Retriever friend.. when they realized dog's mama's friend..🐕🐾🐈❤️

I hope my White bros are still gaming.

@kingathena4114 @GamingAndPandas @ArchimedesZt @RespectElves @tekthis1 There are no social workers around when they harm the innocent, and I ONLY care about the innocent victims.

@GamingAndPandas @ArchimedesZt @RespectElves @tekthis1 you see how all of these situations could be de escalated by a social worker or someone trained to actually help people who are clearly ill going through a crisis instead we sent idf trained trigger happy cops and expect anything good to happen

There is a reason Stop Asian Hate was basically mothballed and forgotten Its really crazy how much they hate and are jealous of Asian people.

@surfinggoat1 @KingRollo1 @wigger Thank you for your input childless faggot

@AlabasterWyt @KingRollo1 @wigger Just say you have low IQ kids bro. You'd be surprised at how intelligent most kids are if you explain things to them and have them learn to think for themselves.

Hitting your kids is in the same category as circumcision, iPads, strict adherence to the CDC vaccine schedule---it is for Ns, goyim, and walmart pajama people. It lowers IQ (Straus, 1995), increases aggression (Gershoff, 2016), is less effective than a timeout, and requires escalation to keep working. The replies to articles like this are filled up with the Dumbest People Who Ever Existed saying "it worked for me" and then genuinely malicious and hateful morons dropping reaction gifs of like daffy duck swinging a belt "EVERY STATE IN AMERICA ALLOWS YOU TO PHYSICALLY CORRECT YOUR CHILD. It's legal. It's fun. Bring it on." -- profile says: Cat Sanctuary Dad. Unyielding steel. Workouts, keto, cat chaos, anime rants. Godzilla, Gundam, Mazinger, Ultraman, classical art, manga. If you hit your kids, you will create permanent emotional distance with the only person/people you could ever be that close to, not to mention sending them down the road of being as much of a lost fuckup loser as you are who will hit their own kids, or wont, but only after spending a decade figuring out why they reflexively apologize all the time.

@LegallyIronic I'm going to shoplift

@podunkas @wigger It's either going to be you or a random man in public, and the random man isn't going to explain why afterwards and give them a hug when they say sorry.

@wigger Cool I bet the studies are true and all but I’m still going to cuff my boys upside the head when they are disrespectful

@wigger Thank you for your opinion childless funnyman. When a child ignores you and continues to run into the road or onto the rail road tracks, it's either going to be my soft ass hand or a mountain of speeding steel that gets their attention.

@KingRollo1 @wigger You are not going to be able to explain to a child why they can't play on the train tracks even when there isn't a train coming. Because I said so has to be enough.

@wigger Any kind of hitting a child to correct them is the ultimate "because I said so" in that it also instantiates violence as the only reason anything happens, where there should instead be clear reasoning.

@DefiantLs Any chance for a good ugly cry.

Jimmy Kimmel congratulates Adam Carolla on earning a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, “Adam and I... don’t agree much when it comes to politics, but I love him dearly. I’ve never worked with anyone funnier. I am proud of him."

@GranTorinoDSA Some of that stuff, and then I would go blow up Israel.

Obvious answer. Float above the senate chamber and aura farm while they pass everything Trump wants 100-0. After that probably become President for Life idk.

@kunterreturns @GranTorinoDSA You would laser your own genitals just to feel something you degenerate phaggot!

@GranTorinoDSA I’d laser every fucking one of you maga faggots in the head

@LinkofSunshine Everyone that wants a job can get a job, Just get a job! It doesn't matter that the JOB doesn't pay enough for you to live off of, and every day the government devalues the dollar even further. You just need a JOB!

The permanent vibecession is here to stay

CBS has the rights to The Peanuts. This is the central aesthetic of shitlibs: LARPing defiance while controlling the vast majority of institutions and corporations.

@Polymarket If I already pay for Disney+, why would you think I'm shelling out MORE money to see the same shit in a movie theater!

JUST IN: “The Mandalorian & Grogu” opens with the lowest box office debut of any Disney Star Wars movie.

@trombelone @nocontextmemes It tastes yummy, so you are not going to know better.

@AlabasterWyt @nocontextmemes why would you drink an irradiated puddle of soda?

@trombelone @nocontextmemes *Take a sip from an irradiated puddle* Is it bad? I don't know, It tastes like grape soda.

@nocontextmemes peak burgerbrain

@bumbadum14 If they ever wanted to actually "turn down the temperature" Biden would have pardoned the J6rs.

Back in 1971 a left wing terrorist organization bombed the US Senate chambers in the Capitol building. As a reward for their valiant actions their members all became professors at Northwestern, Columbia, and University of Illinois.

@LiquidatedCake I was agreeing with you champ

@AlabasterWyt Yeah...I said she was fat already....

I like it when girls are a little fat like this.

@camliekr Is Elon Musk an African?

“would you consider a white person chinese if they were born and raised in china” literally yes. what is this argument