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@DRICKIPRINT @JALENPRNTT I just wanna know if i should be combing backshots out of the party city wigs or not

@JenniferSt5589 @business Why do boomers always resort to these childish schoolyard names. Did their brain get stunted at that age from the led?

@business Oh oh..Bloomberg has a problem.. Canadians aren’t buying it.. maybe you should start calling carney Clooney instead! Hahahah.. that’s more realistic!

The International Monetary Fund lauded Canada’s fiscal position relative to its peers as Prime Minister Mark Carney prepares to give an update on his government’s finances bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@rok_sik34678 @Ascended_Saige @yunhoeeeeee I think you’re forgetting the point that you’re both men. You’re treating bottoms like they’re women, and that’s the point of the tweet

@Ascended_Saige @yunhoeeeeee No. It turns women off too when they find out if their man like to suck dick. Same way, most bottoms dont wants a man that gobble on another man manhood. Its submissive

Tops can give blowjobs Bottoms can eat ass ENOUGH OF THIS HETERONORMATIVE SHIT WE ARE GAYSSSS PEOPLE

@Sadloserbrodude @ponyosunflwr Ngl I think you’re trans bro

@ponyosunflwr As a bottom, I don't enjoy when a top sucks my dick, I don't even like when they touch my dick, it kills my sexual interest and often I will ask a guy to leave after he tries.

TOPS CAN GIVE BLOWJOBS TOO IM SO ANNOYEDDDDD

@johnisgreatest @ExxAlerts Stick to ai generated soft core porn of teenage boys, pedo ass

@ExxAlerts Why are we acting like 16 is not completely normal to be attracted to. Like genuinely what is wrong with people

ALERT: Teens sentenced for manslaughter after texting someone they believed to be a p*dophile, luring him to meet up, and attacking him. Alexander Cashford, 49, met a 16-year-old girl who was on vacation in an arcade in Leysdown, England. After exchanging numbers, the group she was with believed Cashford was a p*dophile and plotted to attack him. Using a fake name, Sienna, they messaged with and lured Cashford to a beach, where they brutally attacked him and even hit him with rocks and a bottle. Cahsford was found lying face down on the beach, suffering multiple injuries, including fractured ribs and a collapsed lung. One of the defendants said he believed he did the right thing when asked about the attack. When asked why he felt this way, he responded, “Because I feel like the police wouldn’t have done anything.” The girl, 16, and a boy, 15, who cannot be named because they are not 18, were acquitted of murder but will be sentenced for manslaughter.

@NannrTickl @broteinpancakes There really needs to be a way to block teenagers on Twitter

@broteinpancakes Ya theyre called Tops

Are there other gay guys who just aren't turned on by dicks at all like

@Dodgeram2021 @alleria_eh Pierre was literally raised by the WEF. Isn’t that the thing yall like to yell to the clouds about?

@alleria_eh Pierre dosent want new world order

Pierre lost his seat Pierre lost the election Pierre lost 4 MPs Pierre lost 3 by-elections He lost. Stop celebrating second place

@TimedRome7264 @CarrieDraws @CanadianPolling Indigenous groups don’t feel exactly heard or acknowledged by the current admin

@CarrieDraws @CanadianPolling What does the NDP have to do with Carney approval? Are Saskatchewan and Manitoba now just running on extreme populism?

Mark Carney Net-Approval In: 🟢 Canada: +31% 🟢 ATL: +56% 🟢 ON: +38% 🟢 QC: +31% 🟢 BC: +24% 🟢 AB: +16% 🟢 MB/SK: +4% Liaison / April 11, 2026

@DWillis15769 @Prominent_Bryan @rmanstett Shut up the adults are talking.

@Prominent_Bryan @rmanstett Your taxes are being wasted on gender hust rice in Vietnam. You lr idiotiv liberal vote is why our taxes are so high. YOU and your ilk are why Canada is fucked. Utterly. Totally. Fucked. F. U. C. K. E. D. All thanks to 10 years of liberal policy.

Terrible decision. You already have a majority, why are you doing this?

@Petesgurl17 @KindleServant @RTNToronto So your biggest accomplishment is opening your legs? Congrats. I’ll follow lead and keep doing the same with my boyfriends and see if the baby sticks.

@Albatroaz6 @KindleServant @RTNToronto I’ve done my duty as a woman! My only duty!! I’ve got children and 1 grandkid already and I’m only 40! I’m definitely not perfect but tell me ONE thing you’ve accomplished? You think you’ll ever reproduce with one of your boyfriends?

Dundas Square is ghetto part 2!

@Petesgurl17 @KindleServant @RTNToronto The only thing you’re doing is moving from the couch to the fridge. You’re a disappointment to your ancestors. Managed to do fuck all with their legacy. Now be a good girl and get on MAiD. It’s only gonna get worse for you from here.

@Albatroaz6 @KindleServant @RTNToronto Well I won’t sit by quietly while you destroy the country MY ancestors fought to build! There’s myself, people like me and a shit ton of good old country boys, who love to hunt, that may be standing in your way when death comes knocking!!!

@Petesgurl17 @KindleServant @RTNToronto You’re on deaths door while I’m staring my career in Canada. Safe to say the future of Canada is in our hands and you can fuck right off old bat

@KindleServant @RTNToronto I want remigration! That’s it! Send me the video! I’m not sure what clip this is from!

@LocumRex @1776Cherryred @KarluskaP You think people are taking estrogen shots daily, getting surgery, dealing with weird looks in public, being told to kill themselves online, all so they can be in a YouTube video?

You bring up a good point. And the sad, unspoken secret is yes. That is if you want to go the route of a legacy comedy trajectory. The truth is comedy troops do not want “privileged” white men. And frankly, there are too many liberal left, leaning white men. Even gay white men are being rejected by media and entertainment. So as a white man, one of the ways to improve your standing on the grievance hierarchy of oppression is to become trans. Because trans is the new gay. They have to declare themselves as a polyamorous, pansexual, trans, fem-masking, foxkin to get anyone to look at them. Or, you can be a white dude that completely does a 180 and roasts all the Shit-Libs in the room. This comes with a lot of threats, intimidation, cancel culture, etc… However, if you are a top-tier white dude it can be very lucrative. You’re just gonna have to roll your own, because you will find absolutely no backing by traditional media investors. You’re gonna spend your own time making your special, your sitcom, your movie. Shane Gillis and Theo Vaughn are perfect examples of this. 🤷

20 comedians VS one math claim

@Niic0h @languishedhair @Popstonox If this is sexual harassment, then so is every time Hasan goes into graphic detail about he fucks some chatter’s mom.

@languishedhair @Popstonox Contrapoints has sexually harassed Hasan, she just used another of his sexual harassers, Ethan Klein, to do so. She deleted it after pushback for the sexual harassment.

Contrapoints calls on Hasan Piker to debate her on stream

@pureredsage @Brandon25104 @itsdeaann You should put trump above Christian in your bio.

@Brandon25104 @itsdeaann Get over it , you can't see the forest for the trees 💓 .

Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?

@KawasakiVulcan9 @mark_slapinski @rcmpgrcpolice

Tomorrow is the day that Mark Carney wins a majority. 9 additional Conservative MPs are going to cross the aisle next week. The Conservative Party (and movement) is DEAD. Bookmark this.

@grumpy_uber @SeanCarleton 87% support from 2500 people who had to pay $1000 each to even participate in the vote. Cons are so deceptive.

@SeanCarleton Trudeau is unemployed and left in disgrace with under 15% support from his party, and his replacement almost immediately cancelled every one of his legacy projects and policies. Poilievre is still employed with 87% support of his party.

Pretty funny that today Trudeau’s at Coachella with Katy Perry while Poilievre is choking down Chipotle in Richmond thinking about how his career is sinking faster than a kettlebell.

@SubParisXxX @charliejblake_ ^only reblogs muscular guys

@charliejblake_ *only talks to muscular guys

saying my piece as a member of this sports club: the whole energy of gayns is not sexual, it is always inclusive. I have been on my own. And I know others have too, it is an extremely positive social space for gay guys to have that does not revolve around substances and sex

@tomlinboomia @JeffreyLuscombe Are you not embarrassed that, after reading such a eloquently put post about someone’s grievances with the party they no longer vote for, all your feeble mind can come up with is “haha ur gay”

@JeffreyLuscombe Yeah, axing taxes is bad. There's been a lot of penises on your lips since you were. onservative.

I was never a young Liberal. I was a young (Bill Davis) Progressive Conservative joining at 16. I’m a Liberal now. My politics have not really changed— the party just went too far right for me. A lot of red Tories like me with the Libs now.

@Legolago1 @Jens72609591 @ReviloBuzby @sarobertsonca Has that happened to you or anybody you know personally? Because I promise you that’s a weirdo talking point.

@Jens72609591 @ReviloBuzby @sarobertsonca Ah yes the famous Canadian healthcare where they recommend you to kill yourself instead of waiting in line.

PM Carney: "Many of our former strengths, which rested on our close ties with the United States, have become our weaknesses now ... And while we have overcome the initial shock of the betrayal, we must never forget the lessons it has taught us. We must take care of ourselves."

@AnaKarinaRizo @PoliticsFan2005 @EScrimshaw You’re supposed to be voting for the MP you believe has your best interest not for a party. That’s why floor crossing is allowed in the first place.

@Albatroaz6 @PoliticsFan2005 @EScrimshaw That makes zero sense because then what is point for an electorate to even vote for the opposition if voting for them means your riding will just be neglected? All Canadians -regardless of political affiliation- pay for the salaries of the elected officials.

Mark Carney you beautiful bastard 😍