Alex ⚾️🏀🏈🏎

@austinlouisray @CarwashGuerilla

@grantmcauley They also ruled 2 errors by the Braves on Monday as hits, trashing Ritchie’s ERA.

The official scorer ruling this an error on the right fielder is malpractice.

@WishYouLuckk I’d watch you play Fortnite zero build, good mix of goofy and randomness but your gun skill would make you a living god.

@AlexBeTweeton Definitely think I’m searching for that game I like

I love the idea of making content again but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t afraid to start back up. Only difference about this go around is that I don’t really have a goal. The last time I did this was to show how good I was at video games. But now? It’s literally just me wanting to document my life for my future self and family. #fyp

@WishYouLuckk Ironically I’m in the market for a new car, lol.

@WishYouLuckk I haven’t touched a video game in months or watched anything on Twitch, but I’d watch/support that.

If you were me, Would you make a return to streaming for Marathon? Yes i'm aware of Season 2 coming out soon. But i've never touched the game before and im thinking it's smarter to start learning it before a major update. Thoughts?

@LiuInTheShadows He literally sleeps during Oval Office meetings.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED IN BEIJING IN THE LAST FEW HOURS — IN ORDER: → Trump's plane lands in Beijing, May 13, 2026 → China's Vice President meets him on the tarmac — not Xi → Motorcade forms — Elon Musk and Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang riding alongside → 8:19pm local time — motorcade is rolling toward the hotel → Trump tells the driver to STOP He halted the entire motorcade to watch more of China's welcome ceremony. Not a scheduled pause. Not a protocol stop. Trump saw something he wanted to watch — and the whole convoy waited. That's the sequence. And the delegation in that motorcade tells you everything about what this trip is actually about: → The world's richest man → The CEO of the company that makes the chips China can't buy → The President of the United States This isn't just a state visit. It's a negotiating table on wheels — and it stopped in the middle of Beijing because Trump wasn't done watching. It's 8:19pm local time. He doesn't sleep. This is only the beginning of the night.

@wishyouluckk Yo! Happy to see you are still top frag, hope the fam is doing well.

Just checking in with the gang. 😇

@JByGodRod Drake Baldwin, reigning Rookie of the Year for the Braves. Currently hitting .320.

My wife just asked me how come she has never seen a black catcher, and i honestly had no answer?

@scottcoleman55 96 mph cutters are devil magic.

He used to throw one sparingly when he first joined San Diego but hasn’t in recent years. Feels like a Hefner influence. It’s filthy

@workhostage @paruth3 @LongTimeHistory Ooo, you are so edgy and cool.

@paruth3 @LongTimeHistory I hear ICE has some guys that get Pretty Goode scores.

Armed masked man starts fight at high school ICE protest—turns out to be off duty police sergeant. His plan was to trick students to "assault me"—then "arrest them all." Then called his buddies with rifles to "back him up." Sgt. Dusten Mullen makes $336,000 a year—making him a top 10 earner in the Phoenix Police Department. He is currently on administrative leave—which means he's reassigned to work from home. Incident occurred outside Hamilton High School in Chandler, Arizona.

@kibeandy If you aren’t very smart, everything is magic.

Let me dumb this down for you "learned folk'. A bullet does ~3,000 km/h. NASA says these guys hit Earth at 40,000 km/h — that’s 10+ bullets stacked together… but somehow slow down using parachutes and land safely in the ocean Uber Boat style? So a bullet shreds flesh instantly but a human in a metal flask can hit the atmosphere at 10× that speed, turn into a flying fireball, lose signal, cook the outside to hell and still land like it’s a beach holiday? But yeah… “trust the heat shield.” After this make sure you get your booster to fry your brain further

@dbromo @JoeKinseyexp Only the volunteers get to play a round. That’s a much more difficult position to obtain.

@JoeKinseyexp People work for that cheap because the masters let’s the employees play one day in a year I think.

Received the following email from a rookie Masters employee who signed up to work this year's event for $10/hr. The assignment grants him access to the grounds after shifts. "Working as hard as I have in 30 years.  Just trying to recover for the next shift."

@JosephPeel7680 @EricMGarcia @mattyglesias Didn’t put through Garland because of “impending election”, rammed through Coney Barrett 2 weeks prior to the 2020 election after RBG died. So Gorsuch and ACB shouldn’t be there. Then threatened Kennedy with who knows what so he would retire early to get Kavanaugh in.

@AlexBeTweeton @EricMGarcia @mattyglesias Stole SC justices? What are you babbling about?

It's not fashionable to say this, but basically Schumer, Jeffries and the Democratic Caucuses forced Trump, Johnson and Thune to tap out. They didn't give an inch and now Republicans are going to have to go through the meat grinder that is a SECOND reconciliation bill.

@Gkov1111 @earthcurated Seek help, they made a movie about this in 1999. This ain’t The Matrix. Saying “Nuh Uhh!” Doesn’t prove something wrong it just makes you look stupid.

@earthcurated I see is a lot of 10 graders who were told at school that Earth is a sphere, so now they are mad that someone thinks differently. Many theories were proven wrong, dont be upset when we find out that we live in hologram world where you and your senses are only electric impulses

NOT FLAT…

@JosephPeel7680 @EricMGarcia @mattyglesias They literally stole 2 Supreme Court seats with political games. You can’t play a game with a blatant cheater. Gotta play hard ball

@EricMGarcia @mattyglesias That worth the TSA debacle? Average Americans hate that kind of political gamesmanship. Any of you wait several hours at an airport?

@calebpetersen @TreVeyonH4 @HawksFanTV No one cares about your religion. Keep your mouth shut and work your shift, then go do your thing on your own. Being a dumb asshole who knows nothing about religion but screams the word righteousness over and over again isn’t a free pass to be an ass.

@AlexBeTweeton @TreVeyonH4 @HawksFanTV there are protections for religious beliefs in the workplace

“Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, For theirs is the kingdom of heaven.” Matthew 5:10

@calebpetersen @TreVeyonH4 @HawksFanTV Many states are “Right to work” which means your can terminate your employment at any time. Especially if you are a pro athlete too hurt to play and also having a mania fueled online meltdown.

@Joshua00950664 @TreVeyonH4 @HawksFanTV Accepting marginalized communities and loving them, as Christ would, is probably always going to be the move. It is my understanding that Christians are taught to not judge others, for we are imperfect vessels. Is a hateful false preacher lying to yall about what Jesus taught?

@AlexBeTweeton @TreVeyonH4 @HawksFanTV So you feel that pushing a pride night doesn’t make others feel uncomfortable? Why is it okay for people to be uncomfortable as long as it aligns with your beliefs? See the irony

@OSUDOC63 @Logically_JC People with their heads so far up Trump’s ass have to be questioning their life choices, by now. Surely.

@Logically_JC You are correct. The Democrat Party has collapsed 100%. Without illegal alien voters, there is no Democrat Party.

We are witnessing a political party collapse in on itself like a dying star.