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@eveyr Peace like A River by Leif Enger. (Life's waaaay to short to fit in dystopian books)

Currently reading Demon Copperhead. It’s one hard knock after the other. Is he ever going to get a break or am I going to have to jack it in for something less depressing (probably mindless fantasy)? Someone tell me there’s light at the end of the tunnel 🤞

@Tess_invests Road trip. Memories are made of people and adventures, meals, bars, villages, cities, new friends - not beaches.

After a 24h break the #WorldCup of #holidays returns! This knockout game takes us further afield (for those in the UK at least). Road trip to me SOUNDS fun but suspect would be impractical (loo facilities, cooped up with other people, long). But I don't get to vote..

Drawdown income that re-writes the rule book. Instead of following the investment herd, what happens when we invest 'outside the box'? We quantify ETF and standard theory portfolios against investment trusts. The numbers are simple, plain and compelling.…lnkd.in/dKGmgXE

@MarieAnnUK that was 2015, driver cautioned by police

@alexdowsett Ah, that'll be one of the Regents Park muppets then.

Was passed on a climb the other day, (not an uncommon occurrence) by a rider decked head to toe in shiny Rapha, they did not wave, nor say hi or anything, it was game face, seemingly hardly breathing whilst easily cruising past (& likely dying a thousand deaths on the inside)...

@MPSBarnet @Tesco Be interesting to see how this relationship pans out. Do keep us updated.

Please don’t let your drunk girlfriend drive a car dangerously around a @Tesco car park for fun when she has no licence/insurance. Otherwise when she crashes, police will attend and arrest her. They will also arrest you when it transpires there is a warrant for your arrest 🙄

@digitalfailure @alexdowsett That might have been me in the basket

@alexdowsett I was once passed on a long off road climb by an old woman with a Jack Russell terrier in a basket in her bars while I was dying a thousand deaths...... we all have demons 🤣

@Charlotte_0499 @BrianUkulele @DavidWa20374681 @NeishaWong @Telegraph @SkyNews @BBCNWT @BBCNorthEast @BBCSheffWHO2019 @DailyMailUK @CanalRiverTrust @ExpressandStar @BBCEarth @RSPCA_official @RSPCA_Frontline @WTBBC @WildlifeTrusts @michaelastracha @ChrisGPackham And the fox that killed and took my family cat as it was stepping through the cat flap? At 6pm on a Friday, broad daylight, middle of town? I love animals desperately, but the reality is that not all foxes are cute, non-mangey, home-loving nature sharers. Foxes kill to eat.

@BrianUkulele @DavidWa20374681 @NeishaWong @Telegraph @SkyNews @BBCNWT @BBCNorthEast @BBCSheffWHO2019 @DailyMailUK @CanalRiverTrust @ExpressandStar @BBCEarth @RSPCA_official @RSPCA_Frontline @WTBBC @WildlifeTrusts @michaelastracha @ChrisGPackham Foxes only ever attack if they are threatened or have cubs close by. Just bc one fox kills doesn’t mean we should kill all of them.

Sheffield Hunt Sabs today got attacked by Hunt support - they repeatedly slammed the body of a deceased fox on the windows of the sab car. PLEASE share far and wide - #KeepTheBan - fox hunting hasn’t stopped. @Telegraph @SkyNews @BBCNWT @BBCNorthEast @BBCSheffWHO2019 @DailyMailUK

@jk_rowling In US hospitals they have simplified establishing gender by simply asking 'Do you have a uterus?' Simples.

Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill

@SayeedaWarsi An eejit, there always was & will be such types. The problem is that Twitter gives people like this a voice, one that is irrelevant and certainly does not command the amount of attention being given by everyone here.

“This is MY country, you have NO right to complain about how I talk. YOU people will NOT tell me what I can and cannot say and you will live to OUR rules, attitudes and customs” Merry Christmas Bernie - send me an address I’ll pop round with some Yorkshire tea and samosas 💕😉

@Peston Re Labour, the question not being asked is "Is the primary objective to win the next election, or to promote the manifesto socialism?" Corbyn, Momentum act like the latter, that's admirable, but the PLP has a different objective? The new leader delivers the objectve

@johnefcburg @lewis_goodall Never in recent memory has there been a more incompetent, unpleasant, lying set of conservative ministers up for election, and yet Corbyn handed #10 to them on a plate. Takes some doing. Don't forget it was the labour MPs who voted against Corbyn in the leadership contest.

@AlfTupper11 @lewis_goodall The campaign the British main stream media led against him and the position the PARTY decided to take on brexit an people with the brains of fucking rocking horses in working class areas voting for the other prick is the reason 46 labour date out of work

Corbyn just walked in. The Tory benches cheered him as he did so.

The Labour supremos first have to decide if their objective is to win the next election or not. That is the single most important issue, as all other debates are measured against the objective. I don't think Corbyn ever wanted to be PM, to move to #10, to give up personal life

@johnefcburg @lewis_goodall You been away the past week? 46 Labour MPs are now unemployed because of the campaign he led. We now have Bojo for 5 years, Brexit guaranteed and SNP running Scotland because he failed to get a hung parliament. Even your kids will point out that's failure - & it's his fault.

@lewis_goodall Jeremy has more compassion , dignity , grace and empathy than every single person sitting across that bench and that Lewis is a fact !

@cllrtrisosborne @The_ChrisShaw @AngelaRayner @RichardBurgon #derekhatton for leader, lets a have a proper socialist for once, they're far too liberal in Islington and down south. #degsy is the only one who can deliver all the party deserves

Looks like it’s @AngelaRayner v @RichardBurgon . I’ll be the first to place a Rayner tent, flag, drape, carpet all over my house if it made a difference. It’s not even a contest from a credibility perspective.

@ElizabethBangs @UKLabour Proof positive that equal opportunity is open to absolutely everyone in the UK is Burgon getting a job as an MP and Abbott (2 left shoes) getting to sit on a parliamentary front bench. No skills needed (though apparently the casting couch still works).

I've tried writing this several times. I'm trying to express how absolutely vacuous Richard Burgon is. I'm trying to even understand how a person can learn so little from such obvious fucking lessons. Does that do it? @ukLabour #wato

@ElizabethBangs And Lansman. Shame we don't get to see Abbott as Home Secretary though - you could sell tickets to that. Nice one Corbyn, you put Bojo in for another 5 years and put Britain out of Europe. Go home. (And Grace Blakeley..in now please...its teatime...)

Len McCluskey. Jeremy Corbyn. Seumas Milne. We'll do the reflecting. You do the going away. #GoJeremyCorbyn

@walkaboutlad @GeorgeMonbiot Look at yourself in the mirror and ask if, just maybe if, you're the odd one out in society, and its you who needs to change. Honesty and humility not a good starting point? Lansman & Milne - you not checked out their backgrounds before you start bleating re money & education?

OK, so this is what we're going to do. We double down on support/giving networks for the people this government is going to dump on. It won't make up for the failures of the state, but we'll do our best. We support each other with love and strength through the dark times Thread/

@GeorgeMonbiot @PeoplesMomentum Well done you idiots. You just put Johnson in for 5 more years, Britain out of Europe and Scotland half way out. Look what you've done. It doesn't matter what you say. Look what you've done. Look what you've done.

@YvetteCooperMP You have to have to stand up for the right way, not the easy. You have to call out the Corbynista bullies, who will not even acknowledge the destruction they have caused. Its 2019 ffs, get Ed back and kick out the troublemakers - the Socialist Works Party is there for them.

Rain won’t stop us - the NHS is at stake #VoteLabourToday