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@Bigzmoketv @DabsSci LCG, MAC, ANY RUNTZ, SHERB, ZKITTLEZ

Which Strain Needs To Retire In 2026?

@WalksWallstreet Lmaooooo bro went on 6th Ave and filmed Adel’s line 💀 you only fooling yourself brother.

🚨🚨 NYC IS BOOMING🚨🚨 The local economy here in New York City is absolutely firing on all cylinders. Restaurants are packed for business dinners, not a table empty at Del Frisco’s. The ECONOMIC BOOM is real! From business activity to tourist activity, this city is a rocket ship 🚀 Non stop NYC success train 🚂 I think we are only getting started, the best is yet to come! Bookmark it 🇺🇸

@Curaleaf_Inc @RobinhoodApp Nobody buying lows 🤣

$CURLF can now be bought on Robinhood. We thank the @RobinhoodApp team for supporting broader access to Curaleaf shares for its investor base.

@Bibliotheekk @UberEats Same

@UberEats urgent help needed. Our restaurant tablet reset itself, the kiosk app disappeared and now it says “No stores associated with this account.” We cannot receive orders and support phone numbers are unavailable. Please help ASAP.

@UberEats @Uber Are you guys hacked or something??? Update us? The UberEats tablets for merchants are wiped out and random apps installed.

@UberEats Are you guys hacked???? Tables are wiped out

It’s a good week to be an Uber One member 🤩 Terms apply.

@ffmelis Turn right and reverse

Usta bir şoför olarak ileri mi gidersin geri mi ?

@KathyHochul @BuffaloSabres LIRR

Let’s go @BuffaloSabres! This Buffalonian is very proud.

New York is very corrupted politically, it’s sickening.

@ShopZazaTHCa No order confirmation sent…… please dm

First thing I do when I wake up is grab a bag of Boutique exotics and roll one up! Good morning everyone! 🙏🙏

@LeadingReport Use every resource possible 🤣

Trump administration found 14,000 people receiving food stamps while driving luxury cars like Ferraris and Lamborghinis.

@LitecoinTA Or stable coin 😂

When you zoom out on $LTC the last 8yrs is nothing. The whole thing is consolidation.

@AutismCapital 2028

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative.

@elonmusk @TheLaurenChen @cboyack @BernieSanders

@TheLaurenChen @cboyack Bernie Sanders is the evil sheriff character

It's crazy to me how Robin Hood is now popularized as "stealing from the rich to give to the poor" (Socialist messaging) In reality, Robin Hood stole back the taxes that a cruel leader unjustly levied against the population (Anti-socialist messaging)

@SecKennedy Thank you!

Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast.

@MAHA_Action Thank you RFK! God bless !

RFK Jr. has announced he will be launching a new podcast where nothing is off limits. “For decades now, Americans have been told that we should trust the system, but our children are sicker.” “Many of us have come to the conclusion that government actually lies to us.” “This podcast is about telling the truth, especially when it’s uncomfortable.” “I’m going to have fearless conversations with critical thinkers.” “I’m gonna ask the questions and lift the taboos and expose the hypocrisy and the corruption.” “We’re gonna follow the evidence wherever it leads.” “The time for half measures is now over.”

Benny, Easter hot take champion: "Muhammad dead, Krishna dead, Buddha dead, Confucius dead—Jesus alive!" Bold. But you flunked World Religions 101. Krishna didn't "die" like a mortal—he was Vishnu's avatar who voluntarily left his body after his mission (arrow to the heel, straight to Goloka). Hindus worship him as eternally alive, not some tomb-bound corpse. Buddha attained nirvana. Confucius shaped empires with ideas still kicking. Muhammad's message powers billions. Your tweet wasn't deep theology—it was a playground flex: "My resurrection owns your dead guys." Preaching to the choir is fine, but casually declaring other faiths DOA on Easter just makes you look like the guy yelling "My casserole rules, yours are expired" at a global potluck. Stick to owning libs, Benny. Theology isn't your strong suit. 😏

Muhammad is dead. Krishna is dead. Buddah is dead. Confucius is dead. Jesus Christ is alive. That is the truth that has remade the world. Glory to God.

@bennyjohnson YOU ARE DISGUSTING & DISRESPECTFUL.

@RepPettersen Wasn’t the whole healthcare system built on FRAUD?

Hegseth wasted $15M on ribeye steaks, $7M on lobster, and $98K on a grand piano — while Trump spent $400M on a ballroom, millions on private jets, and profited over $1.4B off the presidency. All while saying they don’t have enough money for your healthcare, child care or really anything for you.

@krassenstein Aren’t you leaving X why you posting

BREAKING: Tonight Trump will say the 'war is winding down' and US has met their objectives. He will then blame NATO for NOT reopening the Strait of Hormuz. IN OTHER WORDS HE WILL PRETEND HE WON AND THE ECONOMIC MESS IS EVERYONE ELSE’S FAULT.