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Burton Albion have signed Gbemi Arubi from Dundalk. Having lost his two brightest young attackers, Ciarán Kilduff is going to have to pull it out of the fire in the transfer window if Dundalk are to maintain their European hopes. Huge blow.

A new $15,000 EV can talk, stream TV and even park itself remotely, but it can't be driven on the highway It tops out at just 25 mph

On this day in 1995: Amazon launched.

FIFA has decided to award the winners of the 2026 World Cup with championship rings for the very first time. The custom is usually associated with American sports like the NFL and NBA 💍 30 rings will be made available to the world champions, with a further 1,996 rings going on sale to fans.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel: “It’s easy to say my decisions were wrong after the defeat”.

... but i wouldn't know how to write the punchline