Andre Artus

The "testicle bra" comes from the notion that somehow a garment, invented by a woman, that women buy voluntarily is a symbol of unrealistic [1] beauty standards and thus a form of male oppression [2]. 1. Predictably a group of uggos protesting a beauty pageant. 2. Ladies, half of you are below average in looks and always will be, it's not a male conspiracy, it's math. But it's fine, millions of years of procreation regardless indicates that it is not a deal breaker. You just have to settle for Shrek and not Prince Charming.

YOU REALLY DONT HATE NETFLIX ENOUGH! Their upcoming comedy "Ladies First" is yet another “flip the script so men finally understand how bad women have it” movie. Sacha Baron Cohen plays a male chauvinist (read NORMAL GUY) who gets knocked out and wakes up in a parallel world where women hold all the top positions and treat men the way men "traditionally treated women." Rosamund Pike plays his former subordinate, now his powerful, no-nonsense boss who loves mocking and shaming him. Right off the bat, the trailer calls him “an asshole.” His black female LESBIAN secretary goes from fetching his coffee to being a high-powered executive above him (and we all know how THAT will play out, don't we?) Female construction workers ogle him. He has to have his legs waxed. He has to wear a "testicle bra." When his girlboss asks if he can change a tire, he replies "No, I'm a man." And she jokes about men having "delicate sacks that dangle from your body when the slightest tap sends you weeping to the ground." This trailer makes me have LESS SYMPATHY for women than I already did. Are they really so desperate for relevance that they would remake an entire industry on the basis of their own petty jealousies? Apparently so, because this is the umpteenth version of "women are the new men" that we've seen in recent years. Which begs the question: If masculinity is so toxic, why are women so eager to cosplay it?

@LarryJones You do realize that it is the customer paying for it either way, right? The money still has to come from you.

Can we stop saying " if you can’t afford to tip you can’t afford to dine out!" We need to be saying, "If a restaurant can’t pay its employees a livable wage without depending on the generosity of customers then they can’t afford to own a business!”

@Y2John84 Pretoria had their own nuclear weapons, did not need to get one from France.

RoboCop (1987) opens with this.

@nntaleb Not a finance bro, but it's D. This is HS level math as far as I can recall.

People in finance must be able to figure it out. Also: find alternative functions delivering the same.

@MemeNonLibs Last time anyone checked neither Camilla or Melania were on the US ballot. Feel free to bring this criticism up again if ever they are.

“You have Camilla and Melania together and they are literally the epitome of women who have slept their way to the top!” -Liberal with as many teeth as she has rational thoughts, upset with the queen and Melania yesterday Do these people just make up facts now? 😂✨🌈

@Lauren_Southern It's a bit much to say the thing that literally built Western civilization only works in theory, merely because you failed at it.

@magicdan60 What "good policy"? It was set up to do exactly what it did: transfer wealth to the connected few. If you truly want transformation then fix the broken education system, the failing infrastructure, and the rampant crime.

Theft disguised as transformation in SA vt.tiktok.com/ZS9UJasDE/

@TheCinesthetic He fit Bond beautifully, but the writing and VFX were garbage in all the ones I saw.

Christopher Lee once said Pierce Brosnan was the closest to the true James Bond: “In my opinion and I think I know as much if not more about Bond than anyone—Pierce Brosnan was by far the best and closest to the character.”

@DPotter53240007 @SteveInmanClips Did not dispute that, you can be right and dead at the same time.

Hope the car didn't take too much damage.

She is kinda telling on herself if she is afraid of a coffee date because some "men use online dating for free sex work". It's entirely possible to go on a date merely to determine whether they are someone you would like to get to know better. If you are worried that a date will lead to sex and that all you got out of it was a cup of coffee then people may see it as something else --more pro.

Modern woman LOSES IT on me after I shared her deranged dating take 😂😂😂 Here's my response 👇

@BWLH_ I wanna know why the horse is also trying to get away, then again, maybe I don't.

But YELLOWSTONE taught us it was White guys preying on Amerindian women!!???

@BabyVaso @MarioNawfal Incorrect.

@MarioNawfal No one uses Silhouette or Gauche anymore and while I know 99% of you knew what Silhouette was, ain't nobody knowing wtf gauche means.

Reading scores among American kids just hit a historic low. A generation raised on short-form content is showing up unable to read at grade level. Is there any way to reverse it?

It's strange that people really think of Zorro as a folk tale about a Mexican hero. Zorro was written by an American, Johnston McCulley, in the 1910s. Diego is written as an aristocratic Californio. Just because the people in the books are Spanish speaking Catholics does not make them Mexican, L.A. was Spanish at the time the story plays out, and US at the time it was written.

Let me guess: a black guy and a Mexican guy kill hundreds of evil whites

@PsyopAnime I want 3 seasons of this.

World War 11? shit i'm so behind

@RoisinMichaux @EU_Commission This is a bit like spring cleaning. Once you get over the initial unpleasantness you actually notice a massive improvement to your wellbeing.

When I got fired for being a TERF last month by the @EU_Commission, colleagues I had liked and trusted (and who liked and trusted me) for years — totally ghosted me. They had known well I was a TERF, but once I got sanctioned for it, I became a contaminent and they didn’t have the courage to send a message to ask if it was ok. Afraid I might rub some of my bad reputation on them, perhaps.

@ask_me2no @Ambar_SIFF_MRA Chivalry. Shivery is something different entirely.

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA The Greeks, Romans, Byzantium did not believe in shivery, since they would save the most capable people 1st to help society not collapse. Example the Titanic has the richest men which objected to the central bank which were forced to stay behind which led to WW1 & 2, issues today

No one can even imagine a female character sacrificing herself like he did.

@LibOrNormal It's sad.

So when bands get old they decide to go to Las Vegas? Here's the B52s.....

@LibOrNormal Back in the day "I can't hear you" was a call to the audience to make some noise, now it's merely stating a fact.

@8yl16e @whatever They have no conception of money, it's purely a status thing.

@whatever i don’t understand why just cuz a man isn’t rich means he can’t get love i can still buy a women flowers or take her on dates or spend time with her and i can be nice just cuz i’m not rich doesn’t mean i’m not deserving of love are women really this greedy :/

$250,000 MINIMUM to date 48 year old single mom?!