Andy Pederson

Liberty Mutual Insurance to sponsor @ESPNevents & @NashvilleSports' first-ever 'Music City Kickoff' 🎸🏈 Featuring @LouisvilleFB & @OleMissFB opening their '26 #CFB seasons @NissanStadium More: bit.ly/41NIZOI

@davepl1968 We were one of the schools that was set to do her lessons live from space. I remember watching in the library, & the local paper had a Reporter there. It was most assuredly live.

99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.

@ProfNich It's not your imagination that it could be a tie.

Which is the greater Temptations song my girl or just my imagination or could it be a tie?

So, Hooker is NOT an April Fools'...

@alt_w_v_g "Malicious Compliance" is delicious!!!

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

"Oraaaaaange" doesn't have the same ring as "Duvaaaaaaaaalllll"

@Teagannbrownn Thx for the shoutout to the Photog! I’d love to see a pic of his setup.

Still can't get over how good my live shot looked today thanks to our photojournalist, George Hansen 🤠 Anyways! it was media day for the 2026 Oneflight Myrtle Beach Classic and we're counting down the days until the PGA is back in the Grand Strand...

What's the difference between 3M views and a few thousand? A whole lot of rage. Our "tip of the hat" at the end of the show... is to you. At least those of you who get the bulk of your news from journalists as opposed to content creators.

WOW. Having worked in this field, I cannot overstate how remarkable this is. Glioblastoma is one of the most aggressive, deadly brain cancers we know. THIS is why we fund science.

Mad props to the camera op!!

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

@MerriamWebster This is all a moo point…

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

@HeHateV This—>

Couch fucking piece of shit is in town

@CBSNewsPress @gekaminsky Laura is an AWESOME Journalist. I’ve known her since we were both adolescent journalists 😏 in Richmond, VA. She is the real deal.

@gekaminsky Laura Geller has more than two decades of reporting experience and has won multiple awards for her investigative journalism. She was recently part of the CBS News team that exposed rampant hospice fraud across California

Exposing fraud. Uncovering the truth. Driving accountability. That only happens with smart, incisive, and trusted investigative journalism. We’re investing in our I-Unit and its eye-opening reporting

So why there’s a huge backup on Interstate 65 front Brentwood all the way up to the Interstate 40 Downtown Loop? JD Vance is in town. It’s SOP for Presidential & VP visits to turn off TDOT cams, like in 2nd video. The 1st video is a Brentwood cam.

A new, highly-mutated COVID-19 variant is raising concern among public health professionals, with fears it could more easily evade vaccine protections. ktla.com/news/what-to-k…

WE ALMOST LOST BILL RAFTERY

We are investigating the incident.

Sounds like a pyramid scheme