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“It’s a bloody nightmare” Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working “It’s not ideal” Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined

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Taking Step exams soon? There’s an easy way to boost your score. Morning of the exam, play any song by Guns n Roses or Rage Against the Machine. Not sure why this isn’t listed in prep books. Tried and true.

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The boys in Brooklyn could only hope for this level of drip

Do we all have that friend that when you go out with them it feels like they’re a local politician who knows everyone on earth and you’re their weird mute friend who just left the house for the first time in 8 years and is learning to smile again

Order a d dimer and an ANA just to feel something

@SheIsAnon__ Yes

So when y’all read books … y’all can see what’s being described in your head? Like when they describe character… y’all see them in your imagination?

@thehouseofpod its even more scary. .

Make a diagnosis sound less scary by changing one word. I'll start: Secret Compartment Syndrome.

@_RobertSchultz Hearts a mess

Oh, you’re a Gotye fan? Name 1 of his song!

the saddest thing is when you visit a city that’s not new york or chicago and they’re like “we also have a distinctive pizza style!”

Итак, вы ждали и надеялись – и вот он. Второй тред про лучший город на Земле aka Омск. Собрал ещё одну большую порцию бриллиантовых фактов и историй из жизни города и его жителей. Мы узнаем, как омичи развлекаются, что они едят, как они видят свой город и что их окружает.

my gf to me: don’t worry about it it’s literally no big deal my gf to her girls groupchat:

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had somebody who actually really cares about you as a person and takes you out on dates and holds your hand in public and give you little forehead kisses and surprises you with flowers

med students are like “you can remember that bone marrow is stimulated by interleukin-3 because BONE = 4 letters = fourth letter of alphabet is D = Durham, North Carolina is where my friend Matt lives = Matt threw up in my car 3 times in college = interleukin-3”

There are people who would “rather die” than play with their kids and then there are people like this:

By age 30 you should have finished your personal statement.

when do I stop dreaming that I’m months into a semester and about to fail a class I forgot about? I have a phd